An Illegal Act Against Glamour And Elegance Was Committed In Berlin
Somebody please get me the President of Germany's e-mail address, Skype name, Grindr username or something, because I need to let him know about the INJUSTICE that happened on his land Tuesday night. Germany's greatest creation since Milli Vanilli, Micaela Schaefer, was kicked out of a show at Berlin Fashion Week for not wearing enough clothes. If your brain is trying to process what a "Micaela Schaefer" is, then please click here and educate yourself, your loved ones and those around you on the pride of Germany. Hell, quit your job and teach a daily class at the Learning Annex about this beautiful German flower.
Everybody who knows of Micaela Schaefer (aka me and like three Germans) can pretty much draw her labia by memory, because her clothes are usually so damn tight that you can see the outline of her ovaries. When she's not wearing coochie-suffocating "clothes" (for lack of a better word), she's wearing a tampon string as panties and Lisa Frank stickers as pasties. So she was beyond overdressed at Berlin Fashion Week. This is her dead-of-winter look!
We all need to put on a pair of tampon string panties, march to our nearest German embassy (or David Hasselhoff's house, whichever is closer) and demand that something be done about this! They told that bitch to basically "gets the steppin'" in German. (And yes, I'm pretty sure they used the phrase "gets the steppin'." When it comes to phrases, Germany is still stuck in 1997 like me). I mean, Micaela brought a plushie dildo to the show. How can they kick a trick carrying a plushie dildo?
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Submitted by eabcan on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 5:07pm.
I think the purple bag she's carrying is supposed to be like a Schultute. It's a cone shaped bag filled with candy and toys that little kids get on their first day of school. Not sure why exactly she'd be carrying one...?
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Yeah, it looks like some kind of fabric designer (*cough*) one. It's FASHUN.
I think MK meant to use the words "CHANCELLOR" and "SHE" instead.
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I think the purple bag she's carrying is supposed to be like a Schultute. It's a cone shaped bag filled with candy and toys that little kids get on their first day of school. Not sure why exactly she'd be carrying one...?
Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:40pm.
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Tüte (voller) Schwänze = Bag of dicks
I don't really know the meaning of "dildo bag" so maybe Dildo-Sack/Tüte -
we also say dildo, in fact German has become half English as people thought/think it was/is completely hip to add at least one English word everytime you write or speak a sentence.
Edit: The problem may be, that "Eine Tüte Schwänze" wouldn't impress anyone if you told them that as it has got no meaning - or well, people would know what you're talking about, but it's not funny as it's no common phrase.
http://www.dict.cc/ <--- Good dictonary, you can also write stuff in quotes and it might come up with the whole sentence.
Flaumig Weinertute? My Deutsch teacher never taught us how to say dildo bag or bag of dicks.
Well, we have a Bundespräsident(en) (whose name I have to look up as we've had several in the past few years), ah Mr Joachim Gauck. Not as powerful as the cancelor, but he can't be fired. And a Bundespräsident has the duty to tell the government what it does wrong - what rarely happens because usually a member of the leading party is getting that job.
Thank God I got out of Germany before this slutsponge surfaced.
i give her credit for that because it's below zero here in central europe
she's freezing her ass for ART!!!
Damn, Berlin is freezing and she's outside wearing a fish net. That's sacrifice for your art.
I need to know what that thing is that she's holding...
Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:53am.
Well the Chancellor of Germany is a woman...
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I honestly believe she's really Paul MacCartney in drag.
She kind of looks like a thin Kartrashian.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
she covered her nips and vagina lips, so i guess we should be grateul for that...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
That's demure compared to what she typically wears.
Butterface!
The only good thing I got out of this post was remembering Martin and how he was constantly tellin everyone to GET TA STEPPIN! I miss 90s TV.
I think she actually got kicked out for wearing too much clothing; considering her past outings.
Go Verb Yourself!
As a German I can assure you that more than 3 people know this piece of trash - unfortunately.
Rumor has it the woman's already a millionaire, Katie Price style.
She appears to be severely pigeon-toed... I can't. (I can)
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
GOod, now they just need to throw out Kartrashian from Fashion Week too.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I see her around town once in awhile. I can't get over how small her head is compared to the rest of her body. Not to mention her mouth is huge which makes her look even more bizarre. Granted, he body is banging. But that's it.
She is is a modern ugly. This girl is all pre production and no substance. I'm scared I would get dirty if she touched me, cause you know she bathes in MAC Silver Dusk and spray tan. She is meant to appeal to the LCD and she does it very effectively.
ETA a mesomorph with implants? Wake me up when that's the new unicorn- Desperate for Attention makes me stabby. Grow some fucking self esteem.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:22pm.
I am not saying she IS a slutbag I am saying she walks around looking like one. She could be Mother Theresa for all I know - you'd never tell by her outfits....
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:37pm.
She doesn't have to walk around in assless chaps.
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well..I mean..you know..it doesn't hurt!
Bawahaaaaa! bring that ass over here baby!
Is there a reference or homage to John Kennedy o'Toole in this headline??
I'm thinking Michael k has read a confederacy of dunces, and I like it.
MJT- I agree. Christina Hendricks is sexy as all get out on Mad Men and the vast majority of the time she's covered up. The sexy just comes through how she carries herself and all sorts of little things. She doesn't have to walk around in assless chaps.
Durr. Not sure why this lady exists but good for her for waking around naked. Did she just start showing up at events naked and that's how she got famous?
@MissJaneTexas...aww come on "slut bag" ?thats a bit harsh. Besides, I heard she's Pentecostal. J/K! ;-)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
well ladies, it seems as if fascism is in and Fashionism is OUT in Germany! How dreadful!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
My Gawd, all this and Beatrice & Eugenie, too???
Poor Berlin!
I won't knock her looks because she has a pretty face and an amazing body. But come on - there is a way to show off the sexy without always looking like a walking slutbag. It makes her look crazy and desperate.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
She has problems.
I can never throw show shade or hate at Micaela for dressing the way she does. She is one of the few "Luicite Queens" who actually has a great body. Her body is sick (in a good way) and she has a pretty face. Courtney Stodden, Shauna Sand, Coco (who I like) and Katie Price, take notes!
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Why is she always posing in front of the Brandenburg Gate? Is that her ho stroll?
I'd be lying if I said her outfit wasn't giving me a case of the hornies.
Not the goth Tinker Bell one but the other one.
Leather thigh high CFMBs... YES please!!!:P
When your inner beauty is so blindlngly radiant- clothing is irrelevant.
That bloke with her kind of looks like Lincoln Lee from Fringe (if you squint)!
Why is she wearing so much clothing?
And is she carrying a Cuddle-Up-It?
Well the Chancellor of Germany is a woman, so she is prolly just all kinds of jealous and stuff - she is also known for being a real tightarse
Is it liberating to have no shame? Or are you just dead inside? I like attention as much as the next person but that insane desperation for it is just so sad.