Thursday, January 17th 2013
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Diego Amozurrutia, Daniel "Dan" Parra from Gossip Girl Acapulco!
Yes, there's going to be a Mexican version of Gossip Girl. Yes, it's going to be un desastre. Yes, this magnificently glorious unibrow attached to a human face is in it and yes, he's the only reason to watch. Gossip Girl Acapulco is totally going to be 80 seasons long, because it's going to take that long to reveal all of the secrets that unibrow holds. I would say that I want to pluck those middle hairs out with my teefs, but I don't mean that. Because Dan's horizontal landing strip is perfect just the way it is. We need to import that Mexican Dan here, because American network TV needs a good unibrow on it.
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Angeluz, yes! But they had copied the Colombian one first. I can't find the name but this was in the early 2000s and the director said that his version was going to be better because it had lots of drama and it wasn't going to be "silly" meaning that it was not going to be a comedy which is the reason the original one was so successful. Needless to say, that early version tanked and didn't last.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
I know a young female with a look that's approaching this. It's really sad.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
With the unibrow, no gracias.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I remember this novella called "La Mentira". Loved it. Learned a good bit of Spanish. Unfortunately, most of that knowledge has dried up, since I just do not use my Spanish-speaking skills often.
If that photo wasn't captioned, I would think i was looking at a photo of Joe Jonas.
The only way the show will work is if he never shaves and walks around wearing only a speedo.
Aphid
Blame it on the Boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSiDCJALfW0
Have you ever loved a woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbdM0hIzM6k
The list can go on & on
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
Winter are you talking about the shitfest that was La fea mas bellas :S
I dare any dlister to watch this crap and not to wonder what's wrong with Mexican Television, we are not cartoons.
We don't look like that: Brown skinned (Morenos)aren't poor, Light Skinned (Blancos)aren't rich, we are not those "beautiful" & oh so virginal girls that have obviously boob jobs but are struggling to eat, the same virginal that are so prude to take away the husband of the villain but that got pregnant by the same dude.
By the way I'm Mexican born and living here all my life but I can recognize what's awful about my country.
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
Submitted by Dgrin on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:21pm.
it seems this picture was taken between his waxing appointments cause in the rest of his google portfolio he's waxed like a baby:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX3BSmApbpm9gwXgUc...
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He looks hotter with the uni then! (I don't really mind his THAT much)
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
All I can think about is that it will end up in the same style as La Rosa de Guadalupe.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Angeluz, I hate the telenovelas too! My parents have now been watching the ones on Telemundo (some of which come from South America or are created here in the US and they are MUCH better but I still don't watch). In other words: Mexico has a severe creativity drought as of the last decade with all novelas being either remakes or exact copies of ones from other countries (they take the comedy out and add DRAMA and it doesn't work, just like when they copied Yo Soy Betty La Fea and then Ugly Betty).
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Ugly, just like the USA Dan. Okay, maybe if he lost the unibrow it would be okay...let me use my thumb to cover that up in the picture...hmm, yeah, much better.
Angeluz, that is so true. I spent a summer in Mexico when I was about 9 years old, and I was amazed at how many songs played on the radio there were exact copies of American songs, just done in Spanish. Even their tv commercials were an exact copy of American ones.
So HE is the new Gossip girl, honestly I hate that Mexico always do this kind of shit and vice versa with USA. Stop it and create new things, when I was a little girl and went to my abuelitas's home I used to watch telenovelas all the time (my mom didn't let us) anyway now I can't stand it, at least not the ones produced in Mexico they are beyond ridiculous. Didn't we learnt anything trying to recreate Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, etc. We have not the same culture is not going to "translate" it to this people. Mexico doesn't have good actors anymore, this is why I watch Korean Dramas: at least I know I'm gonna cry a lot but I am always I didn't see this was coming. By the way TV Azteca is in the makings of Glee Mexico.
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
a unibrow is considered a sign of virility.
in Tajikistan.
and then there's that:
http://dechismes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/diego-amozurrutia-tiempo...
it seems this picture was taken between his waxing appointments cause in the rest of his google portfolio he's waxed like a baby:
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX3BSmApbpm9gwXgUc...
Don't let Farrah from Teen Mom near him!
and hell yeah Nev is HAWT!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:37am.
Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:32am.
I wonder if I should make this my telenovela. I need one to practice my Spanish. Any suggestions?
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Bang a spanish dude! :P
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Hmm, I'm not sure hubby would be Team Bang a Spanish Dude but it's a thought. :P
My brother used to date a chick with a unibrow. I am not sure why he put up with that.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Strangely enough, the unibrow works for him. Never thought I would say that.
Hekki & Jeanneee: Oh yeah, Nev has to wax or tweeze or something. But he is hot.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:45am.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "He looks like Nev from Catfish."
Just as hairy, I bet. The one I caught last night had him strip down to swim trunks. Strangely enough the sight of his furriness gave me dirty dirty thoughts.
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Word. Team Nev is Hot.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:45am.
Definitely thought this was one of the Jonas Bros. Then I was like, why would one of those little manscaping fairies let his unibrow grow in like that? Then I read the post.
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I thought the same exact thing!
Submitted by louise_brooks: "He looks like Nev from Catfish."
Just as hairy, I bet. The one I caught last night had him strip down to swim trunks. Strangely enough the sight of his furriness gave me dirty dirty thoughts.
I'm gagging at the unibrow situation. Too much. Huah.
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He looks like Jay Baruchel (the guy from those Seth Rogen movies):
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM5MjY0MzU0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOT...
i hate people with unibrows by default
Submitted by RichBitch: "I wonder how often he gets semen stuck in his unibrow?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eeeeew.
Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:32am.
I wonder if I should make this my telenovela. I need one to practice my Spanish. Any suggestions?
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Bang a spanish dude! :P
I wonder if I should make this my telenovela. I need one to practice my Spanish. Any suggestions?
Someone should introduce him to Farrah. She could pluck his unibrow.
Dawn D, Basketball Wives with Anthony Davis would be amazing.
He looks like Nev from Catfish.
Penn Badgley just died a little inside knowing he could never be this foxy.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
I wonder how often he gets semen stuck in his unibrow?
"American network TV needs a good unibrow on it."
How about a new season of "Basketball Wives" starring Anthony Davis.
Frida would be proud of that unibrow! Viva la unibrow!
I can't wait to see who plays little Jenny.
He would be cute with just a wax right in the middle of the brows.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Damn, I was hoping the adorbs little pitbull with the magnificent eyebrows I saw on Facebook yesterday would be HSOTD.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
If it's a Gossip Girl analog, I'd think it would take place in Mexico City or Monterey.
oh honey at first glance I just knew it would be about the BROW, Miguelina I saw an absolutely HOLY arc while riding the 6 train honey, it was on a tall beast faced man but the unibrow was completely sacred, of course I pointed it out to a friend but he was grossed out, his eyes are unable to see holy auras.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Definitely thought this was one of the Jonas Bros. Then I was like, why would one of those little manscaping fairies let his unibrow grow in like that? Then I read the post.