Don’t Ever Take Zac Efron’s Picture When He’s Standing Near A Bunch Of Dildos

January 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Or is the plural of dildo “Kardashians”? I’m not sure.

Anyway, a paparazzo was strolling by the window of the Fantasy World sex shop in the West Village the other day when something shiny, plastic and beautiful caught his eye. The paparazzo looked into the window and saw the most pretty and special dildo he’s ever seen in his life and it was surrounded by a bunch of homely dildos. And as the paparazzo’s body twitched while thinking about all the places he’d like to take that pretty, pretty dildo, the pretty, pretty dildo blinked! It wasn’t a dildo. It was just the most beautiful Disney princess of all-time Zac Efron! So the paparazzo pulled out his camera and started taking pictures of Zac standing next to a menagerie of plastic dicks (click here to see the picture, that glowing blue one looks like its begging Zac to kiss it gently). The New York Post says that when Zac realized the pap was taking pictures of him in a garden of toy dicks, he ran after the pap. A witness type said this to the Post:

“Zac was begging the guy to delete the pictures. He kept telling him that he has so many young fans and he didn’t want them to see it.”

The pap refused, so Zac’s spokeswhores quickly put out a statement saying that he was at the sex store to film a scene for his new movie. So Zac Efron was shooting a scene with a bunch of dildos as his co-stars (wouldn’t be the first time, see: High School Musical) and I’m guessing that scene is going to be in the movie, but yet he’s begging a paparazzo to delete a picture of him with a bunch of dildos? That makes sense! But whatever, Zac shouldn’t be so dramatic. It’s not like his little, innocent fans haven’t seen him with a bunch of dildos before (again, see: High School Musical). And we should all be impressed, because Zac was able to chase after that pap while a butt plug he was trying on was firmly stuck up his culo.

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