No, this is not a picture of Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman sharing tips at the Annual Beard Aficionados Convention. This is Hugh Jackmeoff and B. Coop at the BAFTA tea party this weekend and Hugh is either saying, “Pull my finger with your sphincter muscle,” or he’s complimenting a bitch on that exquisitely permed mop. It’s probably the latter. If you figured that Bradley Cooper just naturally has the golden waves of a Breck Girl, you’re wrong. It takes a lot of chemicals, perm rods (wink wink) and copies of Cosmo for B. Coop’s hair to look that greasy and lush. While talking to B. Coop at the BAFTA tea party, E! News got the exclusive CNN-worthy details about what’s going on with his hair. B. Coop told them the secret to his beauty: he got a perm for a movie role.
“I permed my hair today. We did a camera test today and we were playing with the idea of him having curly hair. Like rollers! Oh, yeah bro, like rollers in the hair!”
B. Coop saying “Yeah bro, like rollers in the hair!” is a lot like the UPS delivery dude saying to me, “Like your shirt, boss!” It was a Dollywood t-shirt that was three sizes too small for me. B. Coop should’ve never admitted that he permed his hair, because a) you should never spill the secrets of your beauty and; b) this just confirms that he went out on at least one date with Taylor Swift. Can’t you just picture Taylor giving B. Coop a perm in her Dream Dazzlers hair salon while he nibbles on a heart-shaped strawberry tart she made in her Easy-Bake Ultimate Oven? Bitch just gave himself up!