The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 17th!
What his fiancee doesn't know is what happened to his first wife. She amused him at first, but soon he grew tired of her, forgot to feed her, and eventually flushed her dead body down the toilet. - prommom
"Well, I guess the party was gonna have to end sooner or later. It's been one hell of a ride though." - Jim Bob Duggar's sperm on his and Michelle's decision to "just shake hands" from now on. - City Barbie
Vivid takes their stab at the 2013 Oscar nominees with their first feature "Salmon Fucking in Yemen..." - tsizzle7
Blue Ivy has custom-made Sea Monkeys that hang out in the $82,000 private baby suite with her. - skabazzle