Birthday Sluts

HB to Betty White! I love her and her love for animals!!! And HB to my love Maury Povich; I'd still tap his old ass! And I can't stand Steve Harvey -- yuck!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

HB Betty White, James Earl Jones, and the First Lady!

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

Co-sign Babybunny! I don't care that Betty White is overexposed right now. Long may she run!

Happy Birthday Naveen Andrews who I've had a thing for since I saw "Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love" on HBO a jillion years ago.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Happy birthday to Betty, Zooey, Freddy Rodriguez, Kid, Naveen Andrews, Michelle Obama, Muhammad Ali, and James Earl Jones!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Betty White is my imaginary grandmother.

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

wow that is a helluva birthday list....what a great day...lots of cool and some not so cool, but lots of talented folks born on this day....HB MICHELLE, SUSANNA, JIM, JAMES EARL, KID ROCK, MUHAMMED ALI, ZOOEY...BUT REALLY THE GODDESS AND BLESSING OF BETTY WHITE HAS GOT ME JAZZED LIKE A MUTHA! DAMN, I LLLOOOVVVEEE THAT WOMAN!!

sorry you can remove all the other names under neath the earth mother to all critters and our beloved national treasure...I JUST ADORE THIS WOMAN TO HER CORE...and when I saw her accept an award at an animal show for her self less love for all things fuzzy,I fell in love with her all over again...in fact, as much as I love and adore my mother, I would also take Betty as a surrogate every day, any day, any year. LONG LIVE QUEEN BETTY!!!

I'm watching Mary Tyler-Moore reruns at 8 each night and it's delightful to see Betty when she was really at her peak playing her best bitch role. Favorite was when Happy Homemaker's show was canned and Mary refused to hire Sue-Ann.

Lou: How can you be so cruel?! Look at this pathetic woman! Look! Have you ever seen anything so sad?
Sue-Ann: Uhm, maybe I should just send in a resume.

what a kick ass list!! HB to all the sluts with side eyes to a couple [quit your shit, Zoe. thanks for making her pissy ass famous mr. crooked dick. no reason to be smug connor, you aint done a single thing in life without pimping your family name.]

much love to Michelle [yes, my dog is named after her], James Earl, Carrey, Harvey, Young, Taylor and especially to the greatest, the greatest, the greatest of all time. i love him like he was kinfolk.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Happy B-day Kid Rock & Betty White

Betty White (91)- Happy birthgay!

Ray J (32)- Where's the sex tape with you and Whitney, bitch?

Zooey Deschanel (33)- You sing to yourself during sex? Really? What is wrong with you?

Kid Rock (42)- No hate on you except for that ripoff Sweet Home Alabama song you wrote. Oh, you fucked my Pammy too. HB weasel.

Naveen Andrews (44)- HB to the one time piece of Barbara Hershey. Reminds me of a dude I worked with.

Shabba Ranks (47)- HB ugly.

Michelle Obama (49)- HB to the First Big Booty.

Jim Carrey (51)- HB you full on weird ass underappreciated mofo.

Susanna Hoffs (54)- HB baby. Yum.

Steve Harvey (56)- HB bastard. You tried to steal Bernie Mac's role in Ocean's Twelve.

Paul Young (57)- Every time you go a way, you take a piece of me with you...Great song.

Larry Fortensky (61)- HB to the inspiration for regular guys everywhere.

Muhammad Ali (71)- I shocked the world! I am the GREATEST! I'm so pretty! If I ever met you I think (know) I would cry. HB Ali, I love you.

Maury Povich (74)- HB Mo, damn, been a long time since Panorama, huh?

James Earl Jones (82)- HB to the great James Earl Jones. Not so bad to be known forever as Darth Vader but your career is so much more than that. They should have a battle of the voices with the voice of god (Morgan Freeman) versus the voice of Vader.

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fuck u dan snyder.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:58pm.

Doll-Parts, allow me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=6J9ayHYClw8

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Ha! My phone will not play this video! It is fate that I never hear a Kid Rock song in my life.

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

Skip to 15:00 into the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJC3jCVGAvM

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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:44am.

I like Betty White better as Sue Ann Nivens as opposed to her gosh golly gee wiz trying to be cool old lady. The most hilarious MTM ep was when she was lying on her heart shape vibrating bed trying to seduce Lou. I tried to find a clip of this but was not successful. the sads. anyway take my word for it - it was comedy gold.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:40am.
Susanna Hoffs is 54? Jesus, that makes me feel old.
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Walk like an Egyptian.

http://youtu.be/3OMxC7te5Ks

Where is Snowy creaming her panty pudding all over the thread over Maks having a bidet today?

HB Kid Rock - OH YES I WOULD!! HB to everyone else too, except Ray J's punk ass, especially the living legends Miss Betty, James Earl and Muhammad Ali!

SHABBA!!!

Happy Birthday to Betty White, Susanna Hoffs and Mrs. Obama. I love that puppy!

http://cheezburger.com/1565284096

For non-DS9 fans.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:58pm.
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Yet another kick ass tune, look at you pullin em out my man!

Betty White! Kid Rock! Maury Povich! Happy Birthday!

HB Betty White and Darth Vader!

PS - Michelle Obaba's ears aren't THAT big!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Doll-Parts, allow me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ayHYClw8

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

Mr Loverman.....SHABBA!!

Submitted by Kisa on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:

Betty as sue ann niven was the best part of the MTM show.

Hell yeah! I'm so happy you made reference to Betty in that role! She was so freakin' funny as The Happy Homemaker! For everyone dissing, Betty does huge charity work for animal organizations.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Whamo: "Michelle Obama...49 is very young for a Ferengi"

Oh no you didn't! That made me DIE laughing. She's cool and all, but damn if she doesn't resemble one!
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That made me LMAO as well Hekki. :D

Happy Birthday Betty White and hot sex Naveen Andrews

Betty White - Overexposed!
Connor Cruise - Devil spawn!
Ray J - Boomerang dick!
Zooey Deschanel - Twee!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Gigolo!
Freddy Rodriguez - Li'l cutie!
Kid Rock - ???(never heard a song!)
Naveen Andrews - SEX!
Stephin Merritt - PROLIFIC!
Shabba Ranks - Unintelligible!
Michelle Obama - Arms! (Kudos to Ferengi, dude)
Jim Carrey - Man on the Moon!
Susanna Hoffs - The Shit
Steve Harvey - Stache + Suit = classy!
Muhammad Ali - "His mama named him Clay...."
Maury Povich - Mr. Connie Chung
James Earl Jones - I cried when Scar killed you....

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

Happy fucking birthday to Jim Carrey (SLLLLLLLLLLLLL-UT!), Kid Rock (YOU SUMBITCH YOU FUCKED PAM ANDERSON!) and Mufassa... piss on Betty White.

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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

Didn't Denis O'Hare have a birthday 3 or 4 days ago? I'd go back and look but I'm busy combing my pubes. And Betty White's best role was Ellen Harper Jackson on "Mama's Family".

MJT! I know! Maks and Sayid! on the same day!!!

Happy Birthday to my darling, Maksim. One day you will teach me the hot sessy dances.....

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by Whamo: "Michelle Obama...49 is very young for a Ferengi"

Oh no you didn't! That made me DIE laughing. She's cool and all, but damn if she doesn't resemble one!

Dawn Davenport, I loved watched Password (I didn't think the original ones were reran anymore) when Betty was on. She and Allen Ludden made quite the pair. I remember watching them on What's my Line (on YouTube) and Betty said something pretty provocative for the times anyway, and it totally embarrassed him. I got the sense that he absolutely treasured her. And yes, I so would have hit that. I love black rimmed glasses and especially a cutie who can rock them.

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"Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimson weed, I entice with my fragrance, but can provide no succor."

Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/17/2013 -

and should have won an Oscar for Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show, and yes Ace Ventura (no I'm totally not

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Unfortunately they pass on comedies most of the time, Kevin Kline was the last one to win an Oscar for a comedy isn't he? I pretty sure the world was shocked with that one.

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The Artist was a comedy of sorts.
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I never did see The Artist actually.

Lots of great Capricorn birthdays today! Bad, awful birthday to Ray J. I hope someone pees on him today. I wonder if Kimmie cakes celebrates his b-day as a tribute for catapulting her ass into fame?

Happy Birthday to Betty White. From Password to MTM, to Match Game, to Golden Girls, I have adored her. She's been blessed with some good health. I hope when I'm 91, I'm not working and even more hopefully, it's by choice.

HB to Maksim. Crazy Ukranian hothead. Still pretty, so there's that.

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"Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimson weed, I entice with my fragrance, but can provide no succor."

I was watching an old "Password" on GSN recently and I must be getting old but I thought Alan Ludden was kinda sexy. He and Betty were a truly hot couple back then. They really seemed very sweet to each other too.

Happy birthday to miss Betty mrs Obama Jim carrey muhamed Ali Steve Harvey
James Earl jones & bob Ritchie aka kid rock .

Betty as sue ann niven was the best part of the MTM show.

"DuFrane party of two. DuFrane party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFranes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/17/2013 -

and should have won an Oscar for Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show, and yes Ace Ventura (no I'm totally not

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Unfortunately they pass on comedies most of the time, Kevin Kline was the last one to win an Oscar for a comedy isn't he? I pretty sure the world was shocked with that one.

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The Artist was a comedy of sorts.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:25am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:44am.

I like Betty White better as Sue Ann Nivens
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She will always be Sue Ann Nivens to me, she owned that character

absolutely. They just started showing MTM @6pm on a local channel and I had forgotten how good she was. I watch that instead of the news - less stressful. That show still holds up today. I hated when Rhoda moved back to NYC because I really enjoyed her and whenever her mom visited. Nancy Walker was brilliant. I started calling my Ida Morgenstern whenever she would meddle in my bizznuss (which was a lot).

I don't care, I love La Betty and hope she keeps on keepin' on. <3 Golden Girls still gets me through many a day.

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/17/2013 -

and should have won an Oscar for Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show, and yes Ace Ventura (no I'm totally not

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Unfortunately they pass on comedies most of the time, Kevin Kline was the last one to win an Oscar for a comedy isn't he? I pretty sure the world was shocked with that one.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:25am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:44am.

I like Betty White better as Sue Ann Nivens
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She will always be Sue Ann Nivens to me, she owned that character

Add me to those who are sick of that hipster kitten Zooey!

Happy Birthday to the First Lady, Betty White Ludden, and golddigger extraordinare Larry "Trailerpark" Fortensky.

ITA that Jim Carrey is a wonderful actor and should have won an Oscar for Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show, and yes Ace Ventura (no I'm totally not kidding). Loved Vera DiMilo also!

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:44am.

am i the only one completely sick of betty white?

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no. and twats in Cleveland is absolutely unwatchable- it tries so hard. Whoever writes for that show is a hack.

I like Betty White better as Sue Ann Nivens as opposed to her gosh golly gee wiz trying to be cool old lady. The most hilarious MTM ep was when she was lying on her heart shape vibrating bed trying to seduce Lou. I tried to find a clip of this but was not successful. the sads. anyway take my word for it - it was comedy gold.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:54am.

Michelle Obama...49 is very young for a Ferengi
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WTF is a Ferengi?

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I really have no issue with the First Lady BUT whenever I see her she reminds me of a Feregni

and apparently others think so too! I just went to find an image and the two are all over the place...LOL BAWAHAAAA!

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/1/7/128758324070358407.jpg

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:54am.

Connor Cruise...run you stupid fuck

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Too late the meds have already kicked in.

Kid Rock...In spite of his Pam years I like Kid,

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There were YEARS? I thought it lasted a hot minute.

Michelle Obama...49 is very young for a Ferengi
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WTF is a Ferengi? Is that some weird Canadian term for a beautiful strong black woman?? LMAO

Susanna Hoffs....

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Ugh, hated the Bangles ever since they did an interview where they said, "We don't want to be compared to the Go Gos, we want to be compared to the Beatles." Wow, your humility is astounding. Good luck with that comparison. STFU. Oh and did you notice her husband, director Jay ROach, giving her a shout out at the Golden Globes (or was it People's Choice? Whatevs). Wow, way to try to keep her relevant, dude. Her time has passed, thank god.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:56am.

i'm not busting on her i'm just sick of her. and valerie bertinelli and that blonde dope who's milking the fact that her husband dumped her after a long time (jennie garth, that's it. hate her altogether)
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honey just ignore the commercials during Roseanne, everyone does.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

HBD to James Earl Jones, Muhammad Ali, Jim Carrey (wrote my final paper on The Truman Show, got an A *pelvic thrust*), Michelle Obama, and the National Treasure, Original Gangsta known as Betty White.

U(nhappy)BD to Steve Harvey (for trying to screw over Bernie Mac and for that tragedy of a hair piece) and Ray J (for bringing us the Kardashians. May God have no mercy on your soul).

Happiest of Birthdays to mrs. Betty White. She's been a treasure for years. I watched some of her shows from the 50's on netflixs and it was cute. Growing up, I used to see her on Match Game all the time (on game show network, I'm not that old). Golden Girls will forever be in my heart. I think she's been a huge influence on my life, and I adore her so much. Here's to another 91 years??? plz jeebus?