Afternoon Crumbs

And here comes the “Manti Te’o invented a dead girlfriend to cover up his love of hard dick” theories – Towleroad

The boy from About A Boy got manly in the face super fast – Lainey Gossip

That broken bathroom door really is a metaphor for Jenelle Evans’ entire life – The Superficial 

These outtakes from RiRi’s Complex shoot are giving me “Coco in Fame” vibes – Hollywood Tuna 

Lena Dunham says she’s not fat in Detroit – Celebitchy

When are we going to find out that Tamara Ecclestone is really a pre-op Mufasa? – Drunken Stepfather 

This is the weirdest and cleanest bukkake video I’ve ever seen – OMG Blog 

I’ve always wanted to know what it felt like to get dumped by Samuel L. Jackson with the help of Taylor Swift and now I know! – IDLYITW

I know diamonds can cut glass, but can rhinestones cut ass? Just wondering for future reference – The Berry 

The most interesting Greene on that red carpet is the fern in a box – Popoholic

“Mini humans are so weird” said Claire Danes as she looked at her newborn baby’s face at the airport – Popsugar

My grandma had a braided rug on her kitchen floor that looked almost exactly like the dress Selena Gomez is wearing and my grandma’s kitchen floor wore it better – Just Jared

Forgive me abuelita, but yes I’d let the Pope’s secretary stick the tip in and wiggle – Jezebel

The photographer managed to capture MiserAlba looking as dull as her personality – Hollywood Rag 

Daniella Moyles’ nipple is a camera hog – Moe Jackson 

Jennifer Aniston is the new face Aveeno and every time I read the word “Aveeno” it makes me want to guzzle on a bottle of a vino – I’m Not Obsessed

Scott Disick was a teen novel model, because of course he was – The Frisky 

It took ten combs, five pair of scissors and a freshly sharpened machete to get Chaka’s hair off of Erykah Badu’s hair – Crunk + Disorderly

Three Las Vegas casinos really want the chance to waste $200 million – ICYDK