QOTD: LeAnn Rimes "Sometimes" Worries That Eddie Cibrian Will Pass His Peen To Another Trick
Your brain is probably still on the floor if you read that ESCANDALOSO expose at Deadspin about the Notre Dame football player who is either a dumb bitch for successfully getting Catfished for over a year or he's a dumb bitch for making up a dead girlfriend for maximum publicity (take note, Taylor Swift). If your brain is still on the floor, put it back in your head, because here's an equally important and fascinating (not really) quote from LeAnn Rimes about whether or not she thinks Eddie Cibrian's drifting dick will ever drift into another ho's twat.
While talking to Entertainment Tonight (via UsWeekly) about stuff, Nancy O'Dell asked her if she's ever worried about Eddie coming home with random vagina juices on his crotch. LeAnn said this:
"Everyone else would think I am a liar if I didn't say yes, and I have at times. It's definitely creeped into my mind, as it would anyone's. I think we've been very honest and open with that to each other, and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other. Where I'm at in my relationship with Eddie, that is not a worry that's in the front of my mind."
Scheana Marie, that sad pony-faced trick from Vanderpump Rules who Eddie cheated on Brandi Glanville with, claims that he cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes. So basically, Eddie Cibrian is a cheating slut who just can't stop being a cheating slut. LeAnn's ass probably knows this and she just looks the other way. When LeAnn walks in on Eddie with a mouthful of side snatch, she shrugs and then skips off to the kitchen to make herself a laxative-tini. When LeAnn kisses Eddie hello and a curly, black pube ends up in her mouth, she pulls it out, shrugs and then skips off to her laptop to tweet about how he's the great love of her life (after Twitter, of course).
I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain. Before Eddie came along, LeAnn didn't seem that crazy to me. But then when she got herself some good dick, her brain turned inside/out and delusion became her best friend.
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Either Hawaiian guy is gay gay gay (we should ask Sucky) or he did it for attention. HE introduced the story, so he's in on it.
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Man, LeAnn is weird looking. I can't tell what exactly is wrong with her face. The squinty eyes are obvious but something else ain't right.
Anyway, I think this is a stupid question. She cheated on her first husband with Eddie so she's just as questionable.
Of course he has cheated/will cheat. That's how he got together with you, Leann. Cheaters cheat.
And you can't complain because:
1) you knew he was a cheater
2) you is a cheater too
Enjoy that karma, beyotch.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:25pm.
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I know. I need a summary on who's responsible and who fell for it. That's it. After reading all that, I'm none the wiser on whether the athlete was in on it or not, let alone the friend of the picture chick! Very confusing.
Wish LeAnne, would just be quiet and sing. I liked her better when I knew less about her.
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That story from Deadspin is so full of OBVIOUS holes! (The story itself, not the article, the article is great.)You mean to tell me that not once during your courtship with a girl who was in a serious accident AND dying from cancer, you didn't go to visit her in person and see how she was doing? And who was he talking to for 8 hours at a time every night if he was so called "duped"? Dude is so in on it. It's all quite sad actually. All that notariaty and still feel the need for attention.
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alright, the verdict is finally in - fame too early in life makes you batshit crazy.
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God don't like ugly.
Oh and I'm on the Manti-is-gay band wagon.
He's a 9 and she's a 6, so of course she knows he's gonna cheat.
ALL 9's and 10's cheat. It's encoded in their DNA, they can't help it.
If's she's looking for faithful best marry a 6, bitch. Obviously she dont give a schnizzle.
I made myself laugh imagining a three-way between Taylor Swift and these two. Squinting and moaning galore.
That footballer story was too complicated for my little brain. I don't think the guy got Catfished though; the part of me that loves a good Mexican soap opera thinks he's probably gay and he and his boyfriend concocted this relationship to make him look straight and heroic/tragic, then conveniently killed the fake girlfriend off so no one would wonder how come he's never seen with her, or any other girls. They just took the lie too far and got their dumbasses caught. I feel for the footballer though because being caught in that big a lie must really burn. Still, it's really bad karma and just plain stupid to take a real girl's picture and present her as dead. That's just bad mojo, man.
But it reminds me of a friend I had from high school, and he was also Catholic and I don't know if he was gay or just nonsexual or what, but he used to make these public declarations of liking this girl or whatever, but there was never any girl. Finally, he claimed to have a long-distance girlfriend and he'd say "Now I'm flying to Boston to see my girlfriend Amber" and he'd post a picture of say, Amber's stuffed toy, and that's it, but no girl. Finally he and "Amber" broke up I guess and he wrote some poem about it, but it was really weird because we never saw a face during their whole relationship. I guess I'm just a suspicious ho but it made me feel like there was no real girl, just a story. Anyway, he doesn't do that shit anymore; there's no mention of relationships, period.
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Submitted by AtomicCity on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:06pm.
i know an 80 yr old woman who posed online as a hot 20something, made a young guy overseas fall in love with her, exchanged (she stole her's from a relative) pics & everything for over a year, she too was in love.
THEN, when he was gonna fly over, she confessed (and sent a real pic) and .... drumroll .... she was OUTRAGED ("age discrimination!") that he did not want to continue the relationship.
-no, the poor sap was not me. i'm worse off than that dude .... the 80 yr old woman is my fuckin mother.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:59pm.
I'm on Pogo now..I better be careful!
I'm so freaking tired of seeing these two squinty ass faces. They are beyond irrelevant.
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Submitted by Meatblocks: "yes, atomicity, serious as a heart attack.
her hunting ground was (still is) pogo (a game site)."
Oh wow. My dad used to meet women playing "slingo". Whatever that is. He got conned into sending his slingo girlfriends money and who knows how much he sent these bimbos. He was a sucker who meant well (and probably wanted to get lucky, let's be real).
Old people should be banned from these things.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:09pm.
hahahaha. I'll keep an eye on her.
Eddie won the Hillbilly lottery.
Submitted by johnnysgirl: "His eyes look like another pair of dimples and her eyes look like another pair of eyebrows."
*dies laughing*
Totally see that.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:04pm.
yup. that's how they start out, all cute, helpless and innocent like, next thing you know they're on the sex offender registry ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:59pm.
at next hottie you think you're sexing ... it could be my mother.
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Jacko, wherever you are, I hope you're taking note.
His eyes look like another pair of dimples and her eyes look like another pair of eyebrows.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:42pm.
You might be right but he has been a high profile college football player with NFL first round draft status all season. He had to know if he "killed her off" and made a big sappy story out of it someone would do their research. If anything "breakup" with her and move on. The story is BIZARRE. I know football players aren't the sharpest tools in the shed but come on...
Something tells me there is way more to this story!
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:59pm.
watch yourselves, that next hottie you think you're sexing ... it could be my mother.
LMAO! My mom on her Apple: "How do I make the compass thingie show up?"
The paranoid delusional types usually end up driving people to cheat or leave too, so LeAnn is screwed either way. She might as well get over it and eat a damn burger or something.
Ugh, these two squints.
yes, atomicity, serious as a heart attack.
her hunting ground was (still is) pogo (a game site). she also entertains mormon boys who regularly visit her house. she's like the neighborhood pervert, 'cept they don't know it. her screename is horrifying (read:dirty).
point is ... predators in sheep's clothing are everywhere and you can't be sure online. because of my mother, i can believe what happened to this fool/manti.
watch yourselves, that next hottie you think you're sexing ... it could be my mother.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
"i know an 80 yr old woman who posed online as a hot 20something, made a young guy overseas fall in love with her, exchanged (she stole her's from a relative) pics & everything for over a year, she too was in love.
THEN, when he was gonna fly over, she confessed (and sent a real pic) and .... drumroll .... she was OUTRAGED ("age discrimination!") that he did not want to continue the relationship.
-no, the poor sap was not me. i'm worse off than that dude .... the 80 yr old woman is my fuckin mother.
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NO WAY!!! Wowza, MeatBlocks. Seems like you're handling it pretty well.
I cannot even believe how genius you guys are to point out that Scheana was also fucking John Mayer in 09. OF COURSE SHE WAS. Wow.
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Re: that Manti guy-sounds like a male "family friend" (Ronaiah Tuiasosopo) is responsible for creating and maintaining the fake persona.
Why do they both have gumby heads?
Just asking...
Meaty, are you serious?!? Well, you seem delightful. And a lot of these types of stories will make me feel sorry for the person doing the deceiving. They often seem so lonely.
CJ, that seems very likely. I agree with you and Jayhawk 100%.
Here's the thing, 90% of the time a woman's intuition never lies. If you get a feeling that your man is up to something (even if its something little, like sneaking a smoke when he said he quit) 9 times out of ten, he is. Unless your're one of those paranoid, delusional insecure girls who ALWAYS thinks her man is up to something, that's the only exception. Men don't think when they cheat, women cover their basis. Example, a guy I was dating said he was tired and said he was going to bed (I knew he was lying), sure enough, he was tagged in pics on FB the next day at the club. Confronted him and ended things soon after. My girlfriend who had an annoyingly jealous bf went out one night and specifically shied away from any picture taking of her for that specific reason,her bf never found out.
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From what I've read Manti lied about meeting this girl from the get-go. He's Mormon. Mormons are not OK with the gay. If he's gay and in American football, he would need a beard. He gets with his boyfriend and makes up one online, and then he sees it gets him attention. Then they kill her off right before the big game, he does well in the game, and there is more attention. It could be!
Submitted by WallyRaffle on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:40pm.
HAH! Isn't this trick the one who went on tv that time talking about her 'relationship' with john greasy mayer? Aw, bless, she's still trying.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
HAH! Isn't this trick the one who went on tv that time talking about her 'relationship' with john greasy mayer? Aw, bless, she's still trying.
And did she have eye-enlargement surgery? Her eyes are freakish.
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That surgery is only legal in Paraguay.
I've been discussing this football thing with some friends on FB. I made the point that one of you did on this thread that "Why in the hell would a premier division 1 athlete have an internet relationship?" I went to a division 1 school with premier athletes for undergrad, and I know that wouldn't have happened.
LeAnn will probably be freed in a weird way when she is finally confronted with incontrovertible evidence of his cheating. Like, she can finally unclench because the worst has happened.
I think her obsession with Brandi will end then, too.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:21pm.
I'm glad....I am still laughing at Tom Brady screaming I found Fido! Hahaha. I am more of a college fan (ex-Cowboys fan) but it was still great to me :)
ETA: An Eddie cheated announcement in 3..2..1...
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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:10pm.
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I don't think he was in on it. He seems genuinely humiliated, and rightly so. I mean I know he's Mormon or whatever but that's no excuse for being so stupid.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Hekki - I couldn't stand to listen to her BS, either. She tried playing the whole 'i didn't know' card,like any 20 smthg doesn't have a phone attached to their hand 24/7 & couldn't do a simple Google search. Especially an 'aspiring actress' wannabe star fucker living in L.A. She played the whole 'i was young' card even though she's in her mid 20s. She played the whole 'i was in love' card once she found out that he was married, wife had 1 kid and pregnant w/2nd, yet continued to have a relationship w/him for 2 yrs. Fucking slag. I can't stand to look at her.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:10pm.
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I don't think he was in on it. He seems genuinely humiliated, and rightly so. I mean I know he's Mormon or whatever but that's no excuse for being so stupid.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:10pm.
Well I am not sure they know Manti's role yet. He might have been duped...maybe not. I just find it BIZARRE that a popular football player on a good football team would need to find a girl online IN COLLEGE. Just weird to me.
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I hope so, for his sake.
Lance Arnstrong coming clean and now him is a lot to muster.
btw: I enjoyed your NFL lip sync video. Personally, a Bears fan, and they hired Trestman today. Given his history it's the best move yet.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Oh yeah, good dick is a thing of evil MK, good hard evil. Ha! Ugh, anything LeAnne says these days only serves to get her and Eddie more attention.
But this football player story sounds like that Himmmm stuff with RDJ. o_O
"skips off to the kitchen to make herself a laxative-tini" - lol ;p
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Submitted by AtomicCity on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:06pm.
i know an 80 yr old woman who posed online as a hot 20something, made a young guy overseas fall in love with her, exchanged (she stole her's from a relative) pics & everything for over a year, she too was in love.
THEN, when he was gonna fly over, she confessed (and sent a real pic) and .... drumroll .... she was OUTRAGED ("age discrimination!") that he did not want to continue the relationship.
-no, the poor sap was not me. i'm worse off than that dude .... the 80 yr old woman is my fuckin mother.
:(
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Girl about town on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:49pm.
I rather fuck an ugly dude who will worship my tits, pussy ,ass and feet rather than some hottie to pump me for a minute.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:10pm.
Well I am not sure they know Manti's role yet. He might have been duped...maybe not. I just find it BIZARRE that a popular football player on a good football team would need to find a girl online IN COLLEGE. Just weird to me.
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Heikki - that Scheana (way to spell Sheena) is a nasty piece of work. What a little cunt. I can't even. Saw about two minutes of her exchange with Brandi and all I could think was "den of vipers". God, I'd rather hang with the Honey Boo Boo people.
And did she have eye-enlargement surgery? Her eyes are freakish.
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I KNOW.
I was watching that show and my bf walked in, took one look at her and said "WTF is wrong with her face," and left the room.
She's about as scummy as Leann
I think maybe Manti needed a beard and it went too far. That is my hypothesis.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:06pm.
That Manti Te'o story is crazy. Way too crazy for me to wrap my head around.
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I know! how can you fake a death and draw drama from someone who never existed! first of all.
despicable. I hope he goes down in flames worse than Balloon boy, before making it anywhere else.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
That Scheana (way to spell Sheena) is a nasty piece of work. What a little cunt. I can't even. Saw about two minutes of her exchange with Brandi and all I could think was "den of vipers". God, I'd rather hang with the Honey Boo Boo people.
And did she have eye-enlargement surgery? Her eyes are freakish.
Submitted by fredfred: "dear leann,
he's gross.
love,
all of the vaginas"
Comment of the Day. Made me laugh like crazy. All of the vaginas!!