QOTD: LeAnn Rimes "Sometimes" Worries That Eddie Cibrian Will Pass His Peen To Another Trick
Your brain is probably still on the floor if you read that ESCANDALOSO expose at Deadspin about the Notre Dame football player who is either a dumb bitch for successfully getting Catfished for over a year or he's a dumb bitch for making up a dead girlfriend for maximum publicity (take note, Taylor Swift). If your brain is still on the floor, put it back in your head, because here's an equally important and fascinating (not really) quote from LeAnn Rimes about whether or not she thinks Eddie Cibrian's drifting dick will ever drift into another ho's twat.
While talking to Entertainment Tonight (via UsWeekly) about stuff, Nancy O'Dell asked her if she's ever worried about Eddie coming home with random vagina juices on his crotch. LeAnn said this:
"Everyone else would think I am a liar if I didn't say yes, and I have at times. It's definitely creeped into my mind, as it would anyone's. I think we've been very honest and open with that to each other, and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other. Where I'm at in my relationship with Eddie, that is not a worry that's in the front of my mind."
Scheana Marie, that sad pony-faced trick from Vanderpump Rules who Eddie cheated on Brandi Glanville with, claims that he cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes. So basically, Eddie Cibrian is a cheating slut who just can't stop being a cheating slut. LeAnn's ass probably knows this and she just looks the other way. When LeAnn walks in on Eddie with a mouthful of side snatch, she shrugs and then skips off to the kitchen to make herself a laxative-tini. When LeAnn kisses Eddie hello and a curly, black pube ends up in her mouth, she pulls it out, shrugs and then skips off to her laptop to tweet about how he's the great love of her life (after Twitter, of course).
I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain. Before Eddie came along, LeAnn didn't seem that crazy to me. But then when she got herself some good dick, her brain turned inside/out and delusion became her best friend.
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If the Te'o story unravels as much as possible he could possibly be the 1st openly gay player playing in the NFL...or blow his brains out. Whichever scenario, I'm interested how this plays out.
''... He chose the Fighting Irish, coached by Charlie Weis, over BYU and USC. Te'o is the first USA Today Defensive Player of the Year to commit to the Irish since Kory Minor in 1995.'' - from his wiki. smirk all you want. :)
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:38am.
No shit missjanetexas...
I know Teo was the top rated recruit out of high school..... I am saying the reason he chose Notre Dame over the other colleges is because they were the only school to offer his butt buddy a scholarship as well...
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it was a surprising choice as well....
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:38am.
No shit missjanetexas...
I know Teo was the top rated recruit out of high school..... I am saying the reason he chose Notre Dame over the other colleges is because they were the only school to offer his butt buddy a scholarship as well...
I believe your story. A top recruit wouldn't go to ND to play anyways. He prefers cock. /nosarc
Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:05am.
She always wrote about being the manager of his band and so on. I think that (is anyone reading this lol) she made it all up from the start to be important and then killed him when it was her last chance to have anyone be nice to her. lol SAD!
Oh the story ended with her going off on everyone for having the nerve to doubt her and I quit going there, so I don't know after that.
Anyway, I think these two are about as believable as Lisa and her "dead" "husband".
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I knew way too many people who faked their real life online(supposed wealthy business owners, doctors, lawyers, nurses,millionaires, health issues, family issues,educational backgrounds, the whole boyfriend/spouse thing like you mentioned,joo'ree, mansions,expensive cars), and told obvious lies about their "profession" and were on WAY too much to ever have the kind of careers/lives they proclaimed to have. And if someone did call them out on it, they'd give you some google searched answer because apparently they fail to realize that others realize that the internet is a thing and anything you want to know about EVERYTHING is more than likely searchable, and when you go out of your way to sound like an encyclopedia Britannica when someone questions you, you're much giving yourself away.
And I was always the first to call bullshit, and of course everyone thought I was crazy, and didn't believe me, claiming I was jealous, or trying to start drama or didn't know what I was talking about, but anyone with half a brain and 5 minutes of observational skills could see that the mentality/attitude/and lack of intelligence in a social situation that a lot of these people exhibited wasn't cohesive with their supposed "claims." And when they finally got found out, everyone was either shocked or "I KNEW IT!" And I would just sit there half seething with frustration and half shaking my head in disbelief...It's kind of like how when you got in to a lesbian chatroom and all the chatters of lonely bald fat males pretending to be lesbians.
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No shit missjanetexas...
I know Teo was the top rated recruit out of high school..... I am saying the reason he chose Notre Dame over the other colleges is because they were the only school to offer his butt buddy a scholarship as well...
I never heard of a man falling in love over the net alone, never mind that he had all the college girls he could want at his feet. even the story sounds too gay.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:14am.
Uhhh your friend lied to you. Not only did he win the Butkus award but he was a highly recruited high school player. He didn't just go to ND on a whim...lol.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:10am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:49am.
It's not catfishing but I know a few "facebook fakers", people whose actual lives resemble nothing even close to what their facebook statuses/profiles imply. Like our little buddy LeAnn here, everything they do in their real lives is designed around how they can post about it online and for maximum attention whoring.
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And then pretending that they dislike having their privacy invaded and not respected... Gotta Love attention whore antics!
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:05am.
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The way this was written, all of them seem suspect. I was thinking the football player's publicist wrote it for press, or the team public relations but that wouldn't make sense at all. You wouldn't think he'd go along with this elaborate plan but it's so strange he would be corresponding like that with someone. Then the girl and the friend asking for a photo part is bizarre. *shrugs* Whatever actually happened, the people involved are certainly on the map all of a sudden. 15 minutes and counting...
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:49am.
It's not catfishing but I know a few "facebook fakers", people whose actual lives resemble nothing even close to what their facebook statuses/profiles imply. Like our little buddy LeAnn here, everything they do in their real lives is designed around how they can post about it online and for maximum attention whoring.
Look at the shape of his head! Gumby! That's not hot.
About faking death online, I was a member of this musician's forum years ago and this woman, Lisa, and her husband ran it. She started drunk-posting and wanting to argue a lot and everyone turned against her. Then she came on one day and said that her husband had just died a few minutes before. Everyone was shocked of course and offering support even though we didn't like her. Then someone started asking questions, and it got really obvious she was making it up as she went, so someone asked why she is online when her husband just died. She was acting like he was laying there or something. He probably never existed. She always wrote about being the manager of his band and so on. I think that (is anyone reading this lol) she made it all up from the start to be important and then killed him when it was her last chance to have anyone be nice to her. lol SAD!
Oh the story ended with her going off on everyone for having the nerve to doubt her and I quit going there, so I don't know after that.
Anyway, I think these two are about as believable as Lisa and her "dead" "husband".
Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:14am.
That Notre Dame football player is gay. I live in Hawaii and have a friend that was in his graduating class in high school and told me everyone knew then. He didn't choose Notre Dame until they offered a scholarship to his boyfriend ( not a highly rated player at all) and then they both went there.
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I believe that. too bad being gay in the most butt slapping, groping sport is considered taboo.
what's rosary/pearl clutching is the lie-telling to such a level.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:58am.
It's only a matter of time, honey.
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it is. the only reason I can see why not yet are his 2 kids and $.
He already did cheat on her before they were married.
He's a jerk and will fuck up. And Leann is an idiot. I mean, does he even have a job? His head couldn't be further up her insane ass.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I look at these two and wonder why they are famous. We're being robbed. We used to have stars and now we have celebrities.
Why are they even relevant? Do either of them work?, they always seem to be on holiday and Leanne mainly seems to be frolicking around in a bikini most of the time. Leanne needs to go back to singing at Chilli Cookouts and County Fairs.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:55am.
I think we've all been catfished here a few times.
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Oh I can guarantee there are plenty of catfish on here, they just aren't important enough(or means of physical proof to prove it) to try to waste time to sort out unless they really kick up a stink.
Does faking ones death count as catfishing? Because I knew a few people online who did that. And when they got caught they had the nerve to be outraged that others "violated their privacy." *rolls eyes* I will never understand THAT LEVEL of attention whore.
I knew a guy who was online dating this chick for a while from Kentucky, and apparently she showed him picks of a sexy slender hot chick. He finally went down there to meet her, and what he got was a 400 lbs SURPRISE! I'm guessing, that wasn't enough to stop him from fucking her( ugh dudes!), he goes back home, pretty much tells all his friends about it, and in spite of everyone telling him to, you know get the fuck out of dodge because she seemed like a massive bitch anyway, ON TOP of the fact that she lied, he proceeded on with the relationship. Flash forward 4 years later, he moved to Kentucky, got her knocked up, they now have a 3 year old, they are no longer together because she's fucking psychotic (shocker) and giving him MAJOR baby momma drama...
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Oh, I have this to say about Eddie...that ASS!
Did anyone see him in "But I'm a Cheerleader" where RuPaul runs a camp that converts gheys to straights??? Click this; it's short:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyDZaR6v9tU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
seeing these two desperate douchnozzles always makes me feel like I gotta take a shower - like NOW.
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That Notre Dame football player is gay. I live in Hawaii and have a friend that was in his graduating class in high school and told me everyone knew then. He didn't choose Notre Dame until they offered a scholarship to his boyfriend ( not a highly rated player at all) and then they both went there.
He'll always be that dude from the young and the restless that fucked his way to the front page of the Enquirer to me. Thats all I've ever seen him in; and they must be broke cause lately she's been singing at every bar, carnival or bbq that'll take her. He doesn't work and someone has to pay the child support.
Cashew - thank you! I miss the Courtney of those days...snagged Ed Norton, had critically acclaimed acting roles, looked phenomenal, put out her best album Celebrity Skin.... I thought my girl was gonna actually be okay.
Catfishing...well you learn something new everyday. I started online dating @18 and I've met dudes all over the world. Except for my British guy being a couple inches shorter, they have all been exactly them. I must have an amazing BS meter.
Eddie & LeAnn...I got nothin'.
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:57am.
Weight, height, age, marital status, job, etc. endlessly. It's a double whammy, too, because you learn more in a five-minute live meeting than in months of Net chatting. But you show up at the live meeting primed with false expectations or data.
I went to a pretty big football school, and I know girls were probably throwing their panties at him left and right. So if it was about the ghey, he would have no problem finding a beard. His friend, the failed fball player, probably put him up to it, partially to live vicariously through him, and the school probably knew also. Just bizarre and sad for the player. But will he still get drafted after this? I dunno how these things work.
it's maybe kind of sad...he seems to be a smug opportunist with no talent other than face dimples...she is an extremely insecure girl who got famous before she had an opportunity to grow up.
It's only a matter of time, honey.
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My theory is that they all went in on it for the Heisman committee. I call this a huge bullshit story.
Rande,
That's why I quitonline dating. I also found out from one of my dates that a lot of the girls lie about their weight. I was one of the.few who didn't, and I'm not even a skinny minnie lol. I got bored with ugly dudes myself. Real life is so much more fun (duhrr).
I think we've all been catfished here a few times.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:46am.
lol, that's not Catfishing-that's online dating. Believe me, I would know
Zackly. I'd say the Net is a giant pool of catfish, from the cute barbed aquarium ones to 200# channel catfish.
Doll Parts! omfg your avie..*swoon*
Oh, he's DEFINITELY cheating. He's not capable of monogamy. Plus, homeboy thinks he's hot shit...look at that smirk on his face!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:39am.I've gotten somewhat catfished before. I met a guy online who said he was at least five inches taller than he really was in person.
---lol, that's not Catfishing-that's online dating. Believe me, I would know :/
Just read the Te'O story. My head hurts.
Agree that he was in on it, and that it's a cover for his gay relationship with Ronaiah Gayface.
And of course he was in on it. The woman doesn't exist but he met her and looked into her eyes and they exchanged phone numbers? It's not like he was telling people "I met this girl online". He's saying they met a game!
Lying closet boy.
The only thing I don't get is why he wrote letters to the parents of leukemia patients. That is twisted. Very twisted.
michael k, if this was reddit i'd upvote this post because TIL about catfishing.
I've gotten somewhat catfished before. I met a guy online who said he was at least five inches taller than he really was in person.
Heheh, Doll-Parts, catfishing is when someone pretends to be something they are not on the internet in order to get attention. Like, Meaty's 80 year old mother pretending to be a young hot thing in order to get an internet boyfriend.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:33am.
Confused ...is catfish a sex act?
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Show on MTV about internet dating investigation. These people hire these guys to find out if the online person they are talking to are the real deal or catfish(cons,liar,etc.)
http://starcasm.net/archives/184454
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I thought it was when you catch catfish with your bare arm.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Confused ...is catfish a sex act? I thought it was when you catch catfish with your bare arm. Deep fisting?
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*
I would not classify this guy as a 9, I would give him a 6 and LeAnn maybe a 4. He'll cheat anyway because he's a douche.
Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:53pm.
Does Eddie think he is Rhett Butler in that picture?
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He kind of looks like a white version of Mario Lopez.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:24pm.
-now that's some macabre harold and maude shit right there. ahhh haa haa haa haaaaa.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:53pm.
Does Eddie think he is Rhett Butler in that picture?
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LMAO!
The whole ND story is depressing. Maybe he was duped; maybe not. I'd like to think he was, because anyone who would cultivate and treasure the genuine sympathy of others over a totally fictitious woman and situation is seriously fucking unwell.
This has really happened to people and they pray and wish every fucking day that it hadn't.
SMDH
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:15pm
yep. the naive have no place using a credit card online, let alone offering out their hearts or they'll get hurt quick.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by agirl: "Of course he has cheated/will cheat. That's how he got together with you, Leann. Cheaters cheat.
And you can't complain because:
1) you knew he was a cheater
2) you is a cheater too
Enjoy that karma, beyotch."
Heh heh heh. So true. I kind of forget those facts, though. Like, that she was a cheating cheater, too.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:56pm.
Dear Falcor,
It's not a matter of if, but a matter of when. I recommend using condoms asap.
Sincerely,
Smart Women Everywhere
Noooooo! Not till they have an Eskimo-eyed baby.
Dear Falcor,
It's not a matter of if, but a matter of when. I recommend using condoms asap.
Sincerely,
Smart Women Everywhere
Does Eddie think he is Rhett Butler in that picture?