QOTD: LeAnn Rimes “Sometimes” Worries That Eddie Cibrian Will Pass His Peen To Another Trick

January 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Your brain is probably still on the floor if you read that ESCANDALOSO expose at Deadspin about the Notre Dame football player who is either a dumb bitch for successfully getting Catfished for over a year or he’s a dumb bitch for making up a dead girlfriend for maximum publicity (take note, Taylor Swift). If your brain is still on the floor, put it back in your head, because here’s an equally important and fascinating (not really) quote from LeAnn Rimes about whether or not she thinks Eddie Cibrian’s drifting dick will ever drift into another ho’s twat.

While talking to Entertainment Tonight (via UsWeekly) about stuff, Nancy O’Dell asked her if she’s ever worried about Eddie coming home with random vagina juices on his crotch. LeAnn said this:

“Everyone else would think I am a liar if I didn’t say yes, and I have at times. It’s definitely creeped into my mind, as it would anyone’s. I think we’ve been very honest and open with that to each other, and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other. Where I’m at in my relationship with Eddie, that is not a worry that’s in the front of my mind.”

Scheana Marie, that sad pony-faced trick from Vanderpump Rules who Eddie cheated on Brandi Glanville with, claims that he cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes. So basically, Eddie Cibrian is a cheating slut who just can’t stop being a cheating slut. LeAnn’s ass probably knows this and she just looks the other way. When LeAnn walks in on Eddie with a mouthful of side snatch, she shrugs and then skips off to the kitchen to make herself a laxative-tini. When LeAnn kisses Eddie hello and a curly, black pube ends up in her mouth, she pulls it out, shrugs and then skips off to her laptop to tweet about how he’s the great love of her life (after Twitter, of course).

I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain. Before Eddie came along, LeAnn didn’t seem that crazy to me. But then when she got herself some good dick, her brain turned inside/out and delusion became her best friend.

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