Open Post: Hosted By Shakira, Shakira's Bump, Piqué And Piqué's Nipple
While you're patiently waiting for Jessica Simpson to bare her Photoshopped fetus dome again, here's pictures of Shakira holding her baby cocoon while her piece Gerard Piqué shoots some blue steel into the camera. While I'm happy that Shakira is showing off her bare naked bump for her fans, did she really need to block most of Piqué's crotch while doing so? How can I look for a print of Piqué's extra large churro when Shakira's not-so-humble baby mountain is blocking most of his dick area? Cock-blocking baby bump. Literally.