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January 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Sophia Bowers (as played by Katherine LaNasa) from Deception

If you Xerox copied Revenge on a 25 cent copy machine at a drugstore and that shit was running extra low on ink, you’d have NBC’s Deception. It’s trash, it’s probably going to get thrown in a shallow grave soon and I’ve seen more convincing acting from the first girl I made out with and that’s saying everything. But I watch that mess, because:

a) It has Victor Garber in it.
b) Meagan Good’s eyebrows are 3 layers of thick intrigue.
c) Sophia Bowers!

Sophia Bowers is Victor Garber’s gold digging, ice queen of a trophy wife who has a heart made of pure bitch. Sophia always wears silk panties, always has a drink in her hand and she won my heart on Monday night when she called some assistant a “dumb bitch.” No, it doesn’t take much to win my easy heart. It just takes a frozen bitch stare and a hand permanently attached to a glass of booze.

BONUS! Katherine LaNasa was married to Dennis Hopper and French Stewart, and she’s currently married to Jake from Melrose Place. A type: Katherine does not have one.

BONUS BONUS! Katherine LaNasa’s feets have a 5-star rating on WikiFeet.

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