And We All Know What She's Going To Name Her Poor Kid
Let's all stick an e.p.t. test up our asses, because the odds say that we're all having babies. Babies are happening to everyone! Elton John has a baby, Jeremy Renner is going to have a baby and in the most terrifying baby news of all, Star (via Radar) says that Teen Mom Jenelle Evans is knocked all the way up with a kid who she'll see every other weekend (depending on whether or not she's got ¢hur¢h aka a Ke$ha concert that weekend).
In around 8 months, Child Protective Services will get another file on their desks when 21-year-old Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 births out her second kid. Jenelle's husband of a few weeks, Courtland Rogers, tells Star that CPS' sweetheart is around 6 weeks pregnant and since she doesn't have custody of her first kid, Jace Evans, she's hoping she can prove she's not a piece of shit parent by raising her second kid right. There's nothing more precious than having a do over baby. Jenelle just got out of rehab for heroin addiction, so this is perfect time for her to be knocked up. Courtland tells Star:
“Me and Jenelle are so happy that she’s pregnant. She told me, ‘I’m looking forward to a second chance.’ She thinks if she can prove that she’s a good mother, she can get Jace back."
When Star asked Jenelle's 59-year-old mother for a comment, she said (no, she didn't), "I was thrilled to find out that my accidental surrogate is pregnant with another baby for me to raise. Retirement is overrated! I am so happy that Jenelle gets to have all the fuck time fun in making a baby while I'm the one who gets to raise it. I am seriously OVER THE MOON! No, seriously, throw me over the moon, please."
And this goes without typing, but yes, there will soon be a baby on this planet whose name is Ke$ha. Ke$ho if it's a boy.
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Aren't human beings wonderful! When will some disease wipe us out & leave every other species in peace.
Check list for becoming a parent like Jenelle:
Irresponsible - check
Uneducated - check
Dysfunctional childhood - check
On welfare - check
Drug addict - check
Lost custody of other child/children - check
Abusive/dysfunctional relationships with men - check
Etc
I know, I'm gonna have another kid. That's the responsible thing to do.
She's trash but amazing hot mess TV. Watching her life makes me feel better about mine and my choices.
lmfao I love Barbra though! WHERE ARE YOOH GOIN JANELLE!! YOOH GOIN TO SMOKE PAWT WIF KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFAH??
Even Barbz calls her trash. I feel sorry for poor ole Barbz.
And I can't with that shit tye-dye hoodie she wears.
Crazyinjapan, Don't listen to fools trying to get a rise out of ya. Construction is hard work and there's nothing wrong with it. The fact they look all hot, strong and sunkissed is only part of the appeal! The tight jeans too, hehe You are a good person no matter where you live.
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If your name must be followed by the reality show you're starring in order for people to recognize you, I don't want to hear anything about you.
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I have to inquire as to what the construction worker insults are about. My father is a VERY hard-working man who has forged in a career in construction. He is down to earth, and smart as a whip. I am proud of his hard work, and I do not take kindly to those that make fun of people who do this important work.
Kookoo panini: I live in an apartment complex with a fitness center, tennis courts, and a pool, thankyouverymuch. But if I did live in a trailer, would that make me less of a person? I think not! And don't pretend you weren't making fun of my boyfriend for being in construction. You are just plain old FOUL.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:13pm.
Who the fuck is bagging on people who work in construction?
Elitist BS to bust on the trades
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I got a neighbor whose family moved in this area some ninety years ago......
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Right on Bammer! Good story, it's nice you had a solid dude like that in the neighbourhood as well.
Yes I'm kicking myself as well for not jumping on some cottage property about 15 years ago. Lakefront property on Georgian Bay in northern Ontario is very very sought after and I had the opportunity to buy into it but OF COURSE I was a dumbass and was way more into making music than I was making money! That (among a few other things of course) is a HUGE regret. I had the cash at the time to do it too, that 120K property then is about 350 400k now.
I don't even know what to say ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I just want to take the children of this trashbag, her Teen Mom partner-in-scumminess Amber Portwood, Jon & Kunt Gosselin, all of the Kartrashians, and Octomom....put them all on a tropical island in a beautiful resort with loving adults and unlimited kittens and puppies, and give them all bottomless bank accounts.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:34pm.
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OK, but do you call them trailer trash to their faces, or only behind their backs, like you did here?
lmfao. seems to be a "behind their backs" theme on dlisted this week
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
My dad, when I got pregnant with my daughter, told me I should have an abortion. Because apparently, growing up with a single parent is just awful. I had two parents and have been in therapy for years. I feel like people automatically assume that parenting is all about how well off you are financially. It's not. I've had to juggle some bills at times, but my daughter does not lack for anything.
I am in a relationship now with her soon to be adoptive father, but I wouldn't trade the 3 years that I was alone with her for all the money in the world...my girl and I are the best of friends.
As for tubal ligations...I had mine tied after Fairy was born and then 3 years later met a man that U would LOVE to have a baby with. Yeah.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:02pm.
I personally have many friends in construction; they are what keeps America running.
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OK, but do you call them trailer trash to their faces, or only behind their backs, like you did here?
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:32pm.
gladys, as soon as you linked to a song i'm sure you realized that a song that has become particularly associated with you should also be sung. sing along if you know the words, kids:
"Maestro..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo
ETA: gladys, obama and biden spoke this a.m. shouldn't you be off cutting and pasting from Coulter's and Murdoch's and Limbaugh's and etc etc's websites for your political rant later today?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:54pm.
OK, trollangela, I do come from a state that has a lot of poverty. It's also so red it bleeds. So these trailer trash people you make fun of? They vote Republican, just like you do. And that's what this is all about, isn't it? You don't agree with my politics.
Go fuck a goat in your single-wide.
And for those of you who are respectful Republicans, I am not aiming this flame at you.
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I always kind of shake my head and feel sorry for the poverty-stricken red neck republicans. Don't they know that the republicans they are voting for don't give a fuck about them and wouldn't come near their poor asses if their lives depended on it?
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:10pm.
Kids are alot of work and hella expensive. I take it seriously because God forbid I should unleash more maladjusted fucktards on an unsuspecting world.
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^THIS!!!!
Can I hug you? xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxx
WTF, she thinks she gets a "do-over"?!?!?!?!
Bitch, you don't get to scrap your first fuck-up to start over again fresh, this isn't craft hour in special ed. These are human lives. FUCK!!! *fumes*
THROW HER IN THE PIT
Thank you so.much MK for having compassion for Jenelles mom. I have always thought it was horrible and disgusting when girls bring babies into this world for their own mother to raise. Sometimes I think there ought to be a license required before you can become a parent, you know?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:13pm.
Who the fuck is bagging on people who work in construction?
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I can fucking guarantee you as the day is long a construction worker especially a skilled trade make 3 times the amount most of these office gophers in their little cubicles make. The kids that got laughed at doing "shop classes" are making a killing in their respective trades I have a buddy that's an electrician, $36.00 hour and he works a shitpot of overtime. Bought a house on his own and has $360K in investments. Pretty fucking good for a construction work.
Elitist BS to bust on the trades
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I got a neighbor whose family moved in this area some ninety years ago. He grew up, stayed in the area, got into construction right when developers started building the area into communities. By the time my family moved here (early 70's) he was already buying homes, renovating them and selling them off. He knows these houses inside and out, better than the owners and other contractors. In his down time he used to play basketball with all the little black kids on the court across the street from his house, taught me the pick and roll, how to set screens (he was a deadly set shooter.) You'd never know but dude is loaded, got property all over the nation. He's in his eighties now but all his daughters are set for life. My one regret is not hooking up with him back when I could buy a home for around 30-40k instead of smoking up my wages. A couple of kids younger than me did hook up with him and they've done extremely well. I'd never knock construction work, a high school educated person can make a comfortable living for themselves and their family on it.
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fuck u dan snyder.
CiJ, dont bother with the Kookoo-punani. You are only giving it a reason to exist.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Take the kid away immediately at birth and give him/her to a responsible couple who is looking to adopt.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I personally have many friends in construction; they are what keeps America running.
Yeah the kid is really going to go far.
Who the fuck watches shit like this and is giving these drug whores fame? No wonder the rest of the world thinks we are picthfork carrying trash that live in trailer parks, have no teeth and have single digit IQs.
OK, trollangela, I do come from a state that has a lot of poverty. It's also so red it bleeds. So these trailer trash people you make fun of? They vote Republican, just like you do. And that's what this is all about, isn't it? You don't agree with my politics.
Go fuck a goat in your single-wide.
And for those of you who are respectful Republicans, I am not aiming this flame at you.
"Me and Janelle iz so happy she pregnant. Me and Janelle gonna raze up this critter so good!"
I have nothing but respect for construction workers * hi dad*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:13pm.
Who the fuck is bagging on people who work in construction?
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I can fucking guarantee you as the day is long a construction worker especially a skilled trade make 3 times the amount most of these office gophers in their little cubicles make. The kids that got laughed at doing "shop classes" are making a killing in their respective trades I have a buddy that's an electrician, $36.00 hour and he works a shitpot of overtime. Bought a house on his own and has $360K in investments. Pretty fucking good for a construction work.
Elitist BS to bust on the trades
@Crazy "There is nothing wrong with working in construction. It is honest, skilled work."
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Absolutely, I was just saying it was a dream come true for you, which reminds me of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICDCj-qOEU
I KNOW I KNOW!!! Someone should give Barbara Khloe Kardashian's number so she can be on standby!!
In all seriousness I feel sooo bad for that precious little Jace and the new fetus (named Chance?) What kind of life are they going to have with couch-surfing, vagrant parents and a raging Boston fireplug for a grandma?
Regarding grandma Barbara, I seriously feel bad for her too. I can't imagine what it would be like to have a totally irresponsible, extremely fertile daughter dropping kids on me, effectively eliminating my ability to retire.
Kukoo Panini obviously has no use for hot, able-bodied men. I love it when they tear up my roads and dig ditches, all of the shirtless, muscly-armed dudes waving their tools around makes my commute brighter.
Who the fuck is bagging on people who work in construction? I want to see your pansy ass up at 2:30am sweating your ass off, breaking your back, lugging 100lbs of shit for 12-14hrs a day 6 days a week or hauling 10's of thousands of pounds of wastefill to clear your new precious track homes.
Who do you think built your house, paved your streets, poured the concrete for the sidewalks you walk along?
*curb stomp*
Live better, work union... LOL, i guess. I don't know where you're from, or how they do it there, but most of the construction/trade workers I know work 8:30-4:30ish, no weekends. I'm sure there's lots I'm not considering, though.
Baby XD!!!!
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Ugh, is today Knocked-Up Bitches Day? I'm female, and I CAN'T with all this pregnancy shit.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
What a sad waste of human life. Just unfortunate. A heroin addicition at twenty-one? Uggh. AWFUL. Addiction is a beast - especially on HEROIN!
Now, she has wisely decided to bring yet another poor soul onto this planet. It's like I told my Mom, who had to take her own granddaughter to a sexual education lecture (bible-thumping daughter/girl's Mom...long story), that condoms cost like SEVEN BUCKS! You can get them in so many places - even at the f*$king grocery store. REALLY??? Planned Parenthood is definitely another option - get some damn pills. However, pills take dedication, and you have to be responsible. For a sad little trick like this, she should carry around condoms like gum. Bring like three packs with her.
What a dumbass. I aqree, we should not stigmatize women for having kids out of the institution of marriage. However, I think it comes down to money and maturity. If you are doinbg well financially, and you are READY for a kid, then FINE. A 21 year old broke drug addict is not mommy material.
@BSF:
Congrats! Vasectomies are a great deal safer than tubal ligation procedures. Insurance companies need to cover this more frequently - cheaper post-op care and less recovery time. It's amazing how much they STILL try to push a woman to get those. Vasectomies are not nearly as harmful. Side effects can occur, but not nearly as often as with tubal ligations. I sometimes wish my own man did not want kids. Eh, we will cross that bridge when we get to it.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:59pm.
You are an ass, ANGELA. There is nothing wrong with working in construction. It is honest, skilled work. My boyfriend is a good man, and I am proud of him for being a hard worker. You're taking cheap shots, troll.
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SHH! Don't address it using it's given name. That's like looking medusa in the eye. STONE HONEY
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Pay no mind, CrazyinJapan
vsminimoose you can put your gun away. This asshole might make more $$ now, but in a few seasons when this shit gets cancelled she'll be giving $5 handjobs behind the slushee machine in 7-11 because she has no other life skills.
What I find scary ( I love you Snowy) is that this creature has a fan base.
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& what about Keeefer Jenelle??? I mean ur kissing him in the previews for next weeks show!
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You are an ass, ANGELA. There is nothing wrong with working in construction. It is honest, skilled work. My boyfriend is a good man, and I am proud of him for being a hard worker. You're taking cheap shots, troll.
Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:54pm.
@sucky, WHY NOT if a puppy can be a grrrlfriend?
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I'm taking your peanut butter away.
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How can a man be a mom?
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Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:56pm.
NOW YOU TELL ME??!!!
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ahahahahahah I WOULD JUST CALL 911 AND FREAKIN DIE!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:54pm.
@sucky, WHY NOT if a puppy can be a grrrlfriend?
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honey, how can a man be a mom?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This means Season 3 then?!?!!!
but srsly whatever comment Barbarah made she yelled it. :p
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Submitted by suckandfuck
oh honey! I simply CAN NOT with you! A kitten is NOT a boyfriend!!!
NOW YOU TELL ME??!!!
HAHAHA! DirtyWhoreMouth! Oh, I played hard to get for MONTHS but he's a fine young thang... I did promise not to write any breakup songs about him, though...
@sucky, WHY NOT if a puppy can be a grrrlfriend?
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:50pm.
I feel your pain; I got lots of grief on the DL for mentioning my much younger boyfriend!
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oh honey! I simply CAN NOT with you! A kitten is NOT a boyfriend!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan
LOL! I'm feeling like nobody believes me. It's true I'm not gay and have a good-looking boyfriend! I promise, y'all. ;
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I feel your pain; I got lots of grief on the DL for mentioning my much younger boyfriend!
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Not gonna keep him for long if you continue to be the Virgin QUeen... look what's happening to taylor swift. PRUDE
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-