Afternoon Crumbs

January 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman tells The Hollywood Reporter that she respects Isabella and Connor’s spiritual beliefs and will not talk about Scientology. In other words, Nicole Kidman doesn’t want the Sea Orgs to kidnap her and force her to grow fields of wild flowers in the desert for Tommy Girl – Lainey Gossip 

Jessica Simpson was shocked to learn that taking a sperm shot to the ovaries leads to pregnancy – The Superficial 

The future President of Italy is the perfect portrait of bridal elegance – Hollywood Tuna 

Future headline: John Travolta arrested in NYC for fapping during PicnicTowleroad

#ROBSTENISBROKENMAYBE – Celebitchy

Mischa Barton pumps her own gas and looks like she’s rolling on E while doing so – Popoholic

John Mayer’s blue waffle scarf really brings the douche out in his face – Popsugar

Like a dog with swollen anal glands rubbing its butt against a tree – Drunken Stepfather

If this list of hot gingers was an order form, I’d take #1 through #8 and #11 through #24 (sans #18). Free shipping, right? – The Berry 

I should slap myself for typing this, but David Beckham looks hotter with his coat on – Just Jared

Kourtney Kardashian’s baby seems really excited about putting her mouth on Kim Kardashian’s plastic nipple knob – ICYDK

PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Kriss Kross is back, which means we can all start wearing our clothes backwards again – Vulture

This would’ve happened to Miss Daisy if she lived in 2013 and had to drive herself – The Frisky

Drew Barrymore has the wine – Videogum

Riridiculous! – Necole Bitchie

First stop, the GLAAD Media Awards! The next stop, the EMMYS! – I’m Not Obsessed

Yeah, yeah, James Franco, stop being a tease and give us the goods. I can’t fap to moans (or can I?) – Jezebel

Amanda Bynes’ cheek piercing isn’t the worst thing she’s done to her face (see: her lips) – SOW

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