Afternoon Crumbs

#4 -really? Eew.
#17 - get a damb comb and a Flowbee then maybe.

Needs Rojo Caliente or gtfo

snark is good.

That cheek piercing is fake as fuck.

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 7:30pm.

MK - Please avoid the term, "blue waffle". I unintentionally learned what that is when NHL fans threw waffles on the ice at a Leafs game. Leafs color is blue, hence "blue waffle". Much appreciated.

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LMAO. God love the Leafs and their fans. And esp. that hottie Joffrey Lupul. MK needs to do a "hot men of the NHL" post. Cosmo does one every year but their choices this year were laughable-- Mike Green of the Caps, and NO Henrik Lundqvist or Joffrey. It's like they didn't even try.
But yes on NOT linking John Mayer with anything hockey related. Don't ruin the game for me. Maybe the Wings fans will throw an octopus at HIM.

How old is that picture of NK?? Looks to be from about 2001, cus she shore don't look like that no mo.

It's refreshing to see a photo of a celebrity looking lovely and lady-like. I've grown quite tired and bored of the cliche Uncle Terry's with their harsh white backgrounds and celebs posed like skank whores.

That's got to be the best eye candy list from The Berry EVER. And I'm not even that into red-heads. In fact, it's easier to just list the ones I don't want - Ron Weasley and Ed Sheeran, fuck off.

#2 looks like he was sculpted by Michelangelo.

PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Kriss Kross is back, which means we can all start wearing our clothes backwards again

Well that's just wiggity wiggity wiggity whack.

Are the Kardashians serious? That's some Hand That Rocks the Cradle nonsense.

I just heard that HoneyBooboo's uncle has been diagnosed with HIV. : (

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:11am.

Lol..you about summed it up perfectly. They are all idiots who need to shut the fuck up.

Bynes looks like a fucking idiot.

Kourtney and Kim need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO talks about that shit on a tv interview??!!

Chestica, another one who needs to shut the fuck up. What a classless idiot.

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David Beckham and clothes were definitely meant to go together. Always so well put together.

Go Verb Yourself!

Wow, UBF, that must be tough. I'm talking the evil Girl Scout cookies, not autism!!! Just joking. I know, while they'll probably ever isolate one cause, some geneticists believe there's a link with older fathers & sperm motility (an age-associated slowdown). Hey, how'd you fare with your car a couple weeks ago?

I plead the fifth on the poptart situation. The neighbor hood girlscouts coned me into buying 3 boxes. *shameface*

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:32pm.

Who knows what causes it? Probably a combination of factors.

However, gaining 100 pounds in nine months can't be healthy. Simpleton needs to put down the buttered pop tarts, STAT!
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Agreed and agreed! ;)

UBF and Gobbler: I don't even pretend to imagine what your situations are, and I'm not trying to be insensitive at all, but when I read about this study, it made me think of Jenny McCarthy and also a friend of a friend of mine who gained tons of weight while pregnant and who has two kids on the autism spectrum. Who knows what causes it? Probably a combination of factors.

However, gaining 100 pounds in nine months can't be healthy. Simpleton needs to put down the buttered pop tarts, STAT!

That picture of Nicole looks beautiful.

At least Franco knew enough to cast the Good Moaner in his film lol but where's his brother Davey and the redheads? ;p

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Wow ....isn't this the same Lainey who ripped Nicole a new one for bringing her own high count organic sheets to a hotel in Vancouver rather than demand somebody provide them? Non????!! Plus, from what I can recall, Nicole has been doing indie for quite, quite some time. That isn't new.

Wow! They made her lip sausage look like a real lip! Good retoucher.

Sorry, speaking as someone who has been working with special needs children and diagnosing autism for more than a decade, I have never ever seen a connection between the mother's weight and autism. You can find any "cause/effect" you want in a select group if you try hard enough. This article is BS. (In the old days, they used to say that "aloof" mothers were the cause of autism in children -- also BS.)

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57411232-10391704/study-autism-ri...
Jenny McCarthy gained 80 lbs when she was pregnant.

Nicole looks beautiful here but even Nicole didn't look like this in her twenties.

Is that Hollywood Reporter or Seventeen??

Here's more on Nicole from the Hollywood Reporter, including a photo au naturel where she doesn't look quite as ravishing and her comment that she "just [doesn't] find urination shocking":

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2263490/Nicole-Kidman-opens...

My ultimate ginge crush is Max Collins from Eve 6, in that think twice video…YAAAAAS!

Ginge 4 makes me want to listen to Vermillion part 2. 9(minus that leg tattoo), 11(looks like a cat person, the body is hot though)

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Regarding the ginges I think #15 and #22 are the same dude. He is hot though. The rest of them don't do it for me :( I really wanted them to I love a ginge...

ETA: I missed Prince Hot Ginge - of course he does it for me. MK - don't ban me I'm sorry!!!!

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I thought Aniston got her chin fixed.

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Ginger #5 YES PLEASE

Also a mum of a child (possibly 2) w/autism. I have never been obese...

PS Nicole, Amy Adams wants her face back.

Damn. Those are some hot gingers. Do we get a hot dude list from the Berry every day now?? VOTE YES!!

Crazyinjapan, I have two autistic kids, I put on a whoopin 28 pounds during my first pregnancy, lost it all, and put on 33 in my second pregnancy. The obesity study is bullshit. Especially now with 66 percent of Americans being overweight or obese. One in 80 kids is now diagnosed with some form of Autism. Chances are some of them have fat moms. Just sayin ;-)

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 8:14pm.

That's Amanda Bynes?

In about 10 years, when I'm all out of fucks, I'm gonna get a tiny diamond in my nose.
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Gurrrrrrl, carpe diem. Do it now! Errbody has one. Well, except moi-I had one 24 years ago. Oops-showing my age. Would it be a big deal in your part of NYC? It's very common among all ages here on the "wet" coast of Canada...

Nicole looks great here. Obviously the "Undo Freakshow" tool was added to Photoshop after I bought my copy.

Gabe Delahaye's piece on Drew Barrymore's crisp, fruity wine is pretty funny.

I guess for celebs having your own wine is both a vanity thing and another investment. I've always found that celeb wines cost more than equivalent wines, just like a mediocre dinner at the beach costs more than one inland.

Love the red head link! <3

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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When never I refer to her, it's always going to be ANN Hathaway - simpering desperate smug bitch.

That's a good pic of Nicole -- must be at least 15 years old.

That pic of nicole must be 15 years old. def pre-plastic surgery

I thought Drew Barrymore was an alcoholic. Or at least a recovering addict. For why does she have wine? That'd be like if Kirstie Alley had her own brand of Reese's Cups.

Why is Nicole's left eye droopy like AnnE-are you happy that I didn't forget the E?-Hathaway's?

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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That's Amanda Bynes?

In about 10 years, when I'm all out of fucks, I'm gonna get a tiny diamond in my nose.

Nicole Kidman is delicious.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

PUL-LEASE

Stewart and Pattinson were probably never in a real relationship.

and if they were in a real relationship(they weren't), they only "got back together" to help the marketing of their (terrible) teen vampire movies.

Neither one of them will be losing sleep over the "end" of their "relationship".

MMMMM BUTTERED POP TARTS, said Jess' maw!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Jessica Simpson will always be fat. Pregnant or not, she will always be fat because she doesn't give a shit. She'll take whatever money WW gives her and then get pregnant again. Just what the world need. More stupid Simpsons. Simpsons and Kuntrashians keep multiplying. Imagine Hollywood in 10 years with all these celeb spawns making careers riding on their parents coattails. It's a very sad sad sight.

Isabella and Connor's spiritual beliefs were never a choice, even as they grow older they ether believe of they get disowned with ugly ramifications from the rest of those brainwashed thugs, it's pretty simple you're either all in or you're very much all out.

Ugh MK don't make me go to Drunken Stepfather!
Wtf is wrong with the Kardashian's brainz?
Eta: I hope Jessica gets spade after bebbeh #2.
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The reason Jessica looks so far along is probably because she is eating buttered pop tarts again. She's definitely a gainer-type preggy girl. She better watch it:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57411232-10391704/study-autism-ri...
Jenny McCarthy gained 80 lbs when she was pregnant.

Re: Jess's bigness - It's pretty common for women to start showing or "pop" earlier on with second/subsequent pregnancies, especially if they are close together.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:39pm.
Chestica is already huge (pregnancy wise) she's clearly already well into her second trimester.

Did she get knocked up on the fucking birthing table?
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has she said when shes due? i thought she and kate middleton were due about the same time but she looks like shes at least 5 months.
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Katy Perry needs to worry that Maywhore will give her a blue waffle! Why Katy, why?

Jess... honey... I love you girl, I really do, but that hair has got to GO. I know you're from Texas and all but it looks like one of Dolly's old wigs. Wretched.

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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12

Uh, I call BS on the story that Nic Kidman pays for her shit. I've heard she tries to get the "movie stah" discount and when she pulled that @ Chanel Beverly Hills, they were having none of it. I agree, though - very nice photo.