Victor Garber Confirms What Everybody Has Known For Centuries
Victor Garber (aka Sydney Bristow's spy daddy, skeezy Professor Callahan, Thomas Andrews from Titanic, Daddy Warbucks and Jesus, to name just a few) has never jumped on a public stage and declared his undying love for man ass, but pretty much everyone knows that he's gay. Entertainment blogger Greg Hernandez attended the panel for Deception at the TV Critics Association Press Tour in Pasadena, CA last week and he knew he wanted to have a few words with Victor Garber afterwards. So during the panel, he looked up Victor Garber's Wikipedia page for research and read that the Canadian silver fox lives in NYC with his partner of 13 years Rainer Andreesen. Greg didn't remember Victor Garber ever coming out OUT, so he decided to ask him about it after the panel.
Greg first asked Victor Garber if it's true that he's going to be on Smash, because his Wikipedia page said it. The Canadian silver fox shot back with, "Wikipedia is bullshit." Victor was then rushed off the stage so that crew could set up for the next panel, but Greg found him later in the lobby of the hotel and asked him if it's true that his tongue tingles for peen. Their conversation went like this:
So I got up, walked into the lobby of the Langham Huntington Hotel and found Garber. I just decided to ask him: “Wikipedia lists Rainer Andreesen as your partner. I wondered if that’s something that’s public, that you’ve confirmed.”
He seemed surprised by the question but said: ‘I don’t really talk about it but everybody knows.”
Garber then added: “He’s going to be out here with me for the SAG Awards.”
Victor Garber being gay isn't really news, but what is news to me is how hot his piece is. Victor Garber's man looks like he could charm a grizzly bear just by winking at it and I bet he can chop the hell out of wood (both figuratively and literally). Dude looks like he smells like chimney smoke, wet leaves, sawdust, deer musk, elk jerky and campfire baked beans. As Rita Wilson said on Girls the other night, "Sometimes you just need a pair of rough hands on your body."
If dude's face was on a roll of paper towels, I'd buy those paper towels in bulk at Costco. Dude is hot and Victor Garber gets to exfoliate his ass cheeks on that beard every single night. So congratulations to Victor Garber for that!
And I can't believe I got through this post without mentioning that "Victor Garber is Bradley Cooper's top daddy" blind item.