Random Couple Alert: Dita Von Teese And Russell Crowe
The New York Post says that for the past few months, Russell Crowe and Dita Von Teese have been flirting with each other on Twitter (Side whisper to Russell Crowe: Your ass is way too seasoned to be flirting on Twitter.) and he's re-tweeted some of her sexier (for lack of a better word) tweets. After doing hours of research on Twitter (read: five seconds of research on Twitter), I couldn't find any of Dita's tweets that Russell re-tweeted, but I did find a tweet where he linked her Enigma knock-off of a music video. Watch it on mute if you need to watch it. Anyway, some source says that Russell and Dita aren't just flirting on Twitter, he's also ripped off her garter belt with his teeth a few times.
Russell broke up with his wife of 9 years last October and has been dipping into semi-famous coochie after semi-famous coochie since then. Russell supposedly did it with Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee (he denied it) and now he's apparently getting it on with Marilyn Manson's ex-wife. The Post's source says that last month, Dita and Russell stayed at the Four Seasons in Manhattan together and even got a couple's massage at 6:30 am.
There's really nothing more romantic than lying to next Russell Crowe as a massage therapist sprinkles flour on him and kneads his body into a ball. But seriously, this was probably just a quick fuck for the both of them. Russell just couldn't go through life without knowing what it's like for Dita Von Teese to smear her baby powder make-up all over his man titties while motorboating him. And Dita hopped on Russell's bloated slug dick, because she's still trying to scrub the Marilyn Manson out of her twat.
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saltydog, that BI was 100% false, sorry. She kicked him out, not VV plus her ex cheated on her for g* knows how many years. TEL is just a loser faking bi's.
I used to think the Crowe was a hottie. Now he is starting to look like an old Eastern European Woman..... just like Paul McCartney.
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High class prostitute. She was known in the fetish world before getting big and there was nothing special about her dildo movies. I can't stand women like her for some reason. It's not the style, which is fine, it's the man-dependent hooker personality. I want to put my fist into her potato face. I bet the sound would be like punching a closed ziplock bag full of Coty loose powder.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:24pm.
I find her super boring, too, she badly needs to try a new style. Also, I'll NEVER get over Marilyn Manson giving her one of Eva BRaun's purses as a wedding present cos they were into some Nazi memorabilia collecting shit. Fuck this overrated, boring-ass, Nazi-sympathy-for-shock-value, it's not stripping cos it's FANCY, Heather Sweet bitch.
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this. i thought she was cool for about a minute. then it got old. we get it. you have a vintage style. i see vintage chicks all over the place when i go out. only thing i like about her is her dedication to keeping her skin fair. im a huge fan of fair skin.
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Russell used to be hot. Dita can have him. Advanced sexual positions are par for the course with those two.
I bet he was GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:40pm.
I think Dita used to be in porn. I don't mind Russell he seems like he'd be a hoot to get pissed with, and he just dosen't seem to buy into that Hollywood bullshit.
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Yep, and was a prostitute according to some people I know who knew her way back when in the O C.
I normally wouldn't believe something like this but she was with Marilyn Manson, so I guess anything is possible...
I met Russell after hanging around with a large group of fans after a TOFOG show. He came out, smiled and greeted us, made small talk, asked us our names and signed anything and everything that was handed to him. Seemed like an absolute sweet-heart and a big old teddy bear. I'm sure he's temperamental (many Aries men are known for it), but after having the opportunity to meet him and look into his eyes, I believe he's far from the spoiled and angry brat the media is so eager to make him out to be. He looks like a kicked puppy in person, very much a Little Boy Lost. It's definitely where a lot of his appeal comes from; hard for any woman with motherly instincts to resist a sad face like that.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:08pm.
@Cocoebert I remember that article about Ashley, it was hilarious.
Here's a summed up copy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1665919/posts
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that piece about Ashley was terrible, the writer was so clearly trying to paint her as a villain that it backfired and made him sound judgmental and ridiculous in the process. Bush required NGO's to sign a pledge that they don't support prostitution in order to get aid, Ashley criticized that and they try and make her sound bad? I think her point that it isn't a pledge for equality for women or equal pay for women is a great one.
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I haven't read that piece in a long time. I'll have to revisit it. I just remember it because it was one of the few articles that just came out and said how so-and-so star was a giant ass. It's rare that you see that. Even that NYTimes piece on Lohan was kind. I think if we saw more honesty about how these self-entitled types act in real life they'd take it down a notch.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:33pm.
@Cocobert:
Great article! Very insightful. The author has a way with words.
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Doesn't he? He's also somewhat shady but it's still a great read.
saltydog, I'm not sure what the repercussions were for him. It sounds like he's doing alright though.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:26pm.
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I always had the impression she was a very cool interesting lady as well. How awesome that met her and confirmed this. Definitely has her one brand of beauty and glamour.
I don't see these two together at all.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:26pm.
DVT is so pretty; I'm glad to hear you say that she's a nice person too. And it's way cool that you've met her through your work.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:27pm.
Actually I think he did a pretty good job of painting her as a villain. Snatching a bottle of water out of someone else's hands and speaking rudely to other staffers, demanding an acupuncturist. If even half of that stuff is true then she was probably a nightmare to be around.
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Well if he had focused on that stuff sure, but he kept criticizing her for being a liberal and for having both Buddhist and Christian beliefs and that made me sympathetic to her. I think she came off as as spoiled and eccentric but not much beyond that. Like sure it is ridiculous that she requested an acupuncturist, but they were able to find one and it mentioned she wasn't the first celeb to make such a request and presumably the acupuncturist and the hotel were paid for their services so I don't see the problem.
Who the hell gets up at 6:30 for a massage?
I love her look, she always looks impeccable in public. However, her taste in men is interesting, to say the least.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:27pm.
Actually I think he did a pretty good job of painting her as a villain. Snatching a bottle of water out of someone else's hands and speaking rudely to other staffers, demanding an acupuncturist. If even half of that stuff is true then she was probably a nightmare to be around.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:30pm.
Wasn't she rejected by Bradley Cooper recently?
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Like elephants to mice it's a well known fact Emu's are afraid of red lipstick.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No. Stop it. THAT WASN'T NOT FUNNY!
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@Cocobert:
Great article! Very insightful. The author has a way with words.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:08pm.
@Cocoebert I remember that article about Ashley, it was hilarious.
Here's a summed up copy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1665919/posts
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that piece about Ashley was terrible, the writer was so clearly trying to paint her as a villain that it backfired and made him sound judgmental and ridiculous in the process. Bush required NGO's to sign a pledge that they don't support prostitution in order to get aid, Ashley criticized that and they try and make her sound bad? I think her point that it isn't a pledge for equality for women or equal pay for women is a great one.
I love Dita. She is a long-standing client of the corset company I used to work for. She is actually a very nice and gracious person, generous and not diva-like at all. Pretty quiet and reserved when not on stage. I don't find her boring at all, I love her vintage style. But then again, I dress vintage as well, so I guess I'm biased.
I dunno why it's an issue for some people that she did porn. She's always been active in the fetish community. Again tho, I'm used to that as I also worked in the fetish community and have colleagues in the porn biz *shrugs*
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:59pm.
You're right, Whamo. Your Goopy bravery has inspired me....*runs to mountain top*...I would bone Russell Crow, and I am not ashamed!!! :p
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:04pm.
How does someone even go from Marilyn Manson to Russell Crowe?
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LOL, ya but Glammer she didn't get the "hot" Russell, she got the used car "previously owned" version.
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Fo sho. That ain't exactly Maximus anymore. More like Maximus' grouchy ass daddy. Have fun with that, Dita.
@Cocoebert I remember that article about Ashley, it was hilarious.
Here's a summed up copy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1665919/posts
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:04pm.
How does someone even go from Marilyn Manson to Russell Crowe?
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LOL, ya but Glammer she didn't get the "hot" Russell, she got the used car "previously owned" version.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:39pm.
I'd still hit it. Russell, I mean *shameface.*
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LOL Heck, own that super slut in you Chewy, be proud and stick them titties in the air and yell.." I'd fuck Russell till it snapped off"
by winniwins on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:16pm.
Oh, Russel of Romper Stomper days is nowhere to be found on that mug. If that blind about him and Meg Ryan has any truth to it then he's a first class asshole.
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he was hot and fit back then, but I just can't with the neo-nazi fetishizing. Like people who say Edward Norton is super hot in American History X, it is annoying and it is true because that goatee was flattering to his normally weak chin and it's the only time he looked buff instead of scrawny.
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:20pm.
Great article on Crowe: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/when-i-was-russell-crowes-stooge/200...
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OMG that was such a fascinating read, I kinda want to know the rest of the story...like shouldn't the journalist be in sort of trouble for pretty much admitting here that his prior article on Crowe was a fabrication?
Ew. You need to hide pictures of Russell behind a jump or something. Some of us are trying to eat here.
I'd still hit it. Russell, I mean *shameface.* As for her, she seems interesting. She carved out a pretty unique career for herself, and I can respect that.
I guess one woman's trash is another woman's treasure...
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How does someone even go from Marilyn Manson to Russell Crowe? Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum.
It's like Dita's only requirements is that her piece has a peen and fame.
by winniwins on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:16pm.
Oh, Russel of Romper Stomper days is nowhere to be found on that mug. If that blind about him and Meg Ryan has any truth to it then he's a first class asshole.
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What blind item? Please link please please.
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Crowe reminds me more of more of Henry the 8th in his later years...
Submitted by Whamo: "Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:30pm.
Wasn't she rejected by Bradley Cooper recently?
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Like elephants to mice it's a well known fact Emu's are afraid of red lipstick."
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:36pm.
on fiyah today, sir! lmfao honorable mention to sucky too damn /can't breathe
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dita only has a tattooed beauty mark and is about as doughy as matzoh. Derp.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:21pm.
Oooh, cocoebert, THANK you for posting that link. I could not even begin to think of where I read that article. Good one!
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Heh, right?! It is delicious. You would NEVER have something like that published in the U.S. about a star because it would be scrubbed right quick. I swear I remember a lengthy piece about someone who had to work for Ashley Judd and what a royal pain she was. But I can't find it now on the googles- it was definitely scrubbed.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:30pm.
Wasn't she rejected by Bradley Cooper recently?
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Like elephants to mice it's a well known fact Emu's are afraid of red lipstick.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hate random couples like this. Like, what do these two have in common? She dances burlesque and thinks it's 1940 and he throws phones at people. Wow, this one will last.
I think Dita used to be in porn. I don't mind Russell he seems like he'd be a hoot to get pissed with, and he just dosen't seem to buy into that Hollywood bullshit.
And don't forget Gladiator! Hell, I had plenty of unholy thoughts about him when that came out! Like the Enquirer said after he got fat: "Russell Crowe: From Hunk to Chunk!"
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I reccomend you watch a movie called Romper Stomper
ANYTHING'S AN UPGRADE, RUSS.
she almost looks classy here
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:30pm.
Wasn't she rejected by Bradley Cooper recently?
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Like elephants to mice it's a well known fact Emu's are afraid of red lipstick.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 1:53pm.
Oh snap, Whamo!
We have such great minds!
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LOL, why I'll bet we even finish each other's sentance.... :)
Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:27pm.
i worked in marketing for a company that worked with Russell to design leather jackets for his Aussie rugby team, the South Sydney Rabbitohs. he was without a doubt one of the nicest, easiest going people we've ever had the pleasure to work with (the jackets were hideous tho).
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Was posting this part of your settlement with him after he threw a phone at your face?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wasn't she rejected by Bradley Cooper recently? I guess she's trying to make her diary entries (to be used for a future autobiography, of course) as exciting as possible. Russell is a nut. He's Sean Penn crazy.
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