Night Crumbs
Seeing RiRi like this makes me miss the natural talents of Adina Howard. And we can (boom-boom) all through the night to the early morn! – Hollywood Tuna
January 11th should become an international holiday, because a David Bowie sighting is about as rare and magical as seeing a unicorn twirl under a triple rainbow – Lainey Gossip
And on the next very special and serious episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we learn that Uncle Poodle has HIV and is suing the boyfriend who allegedly gave it to him – Towleroad
Jessica “I Don’t Date Actors” Chastain is dating an actor – Celebitchy
Katherine Webb thinks she’s the anti-Kardashian – The Superficial
Panty pudding inducers galore and I’m sure you’ve got an extra serving of panty pudding for #25 – The Berry
“Puppy pussy” is not a phrase I expected to see today – Drunken Stepfather
Woe is still Mindy McCready’s life – ICYDK
That’s one way to make sure your crotch is smelling fresh and clean – Popoholic
Jessica Simpson will star in an NBC comedy based on her life. I really hope Ellen Degeneres plays Papa Joe – Popsugar
The Silver Fox is not a gold star gay – SOW
One word explanation for this fuckery: JAPAN – OMG Blog
Jennifer Lawrence thinks she’s too trashy for the Actors Studio – I’m Not Obsessed
Vanessa Bryant’s eyebrows look like they’re trying to escape her face by heading north – Crunk + Disorderly
The Goonies did it better – Videogum
Minka Kelly and Chris Evans are still a thing – Just Jared
Did we all time travel back to 1999 and not know it, because for why are there so many pictures of Carmen Electra lately? – Hollywood Rag
This is the part of your day where your nips squirt out a little syrup from thinking about Ryan Gosling singing “I Want It That Way” – IDLYITW
The black Belkin mousepad next to me looks more like natural hair than the crap on John Travolta’s head – Celebslam