Tuesday, January 15th 2013

Night Crumbs

Seeing RiRi like this makes me miss the natural talents of Adina Howard. And we can (boom-boom) all through the night to the early morn! - Hollywood Tuna 

January 11th should become an international holiday, because a David Bowie sighting is about as rare and magical as seeing a unicorn twirl under a triple rainbow - Lainey Gossip

And on the next very special and serious episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we learn that Uncle Poodle has HIV and is suing the boyfriend who allegedly gave it to him - Towleroad

Jessica "I Don't Date Actors" Chastain is dating an actor - Celebitchy

Katherine Webb thinks she's the anti-Kardashian - The Superficial  

Panty pudding inducers galore and I'm sure you've got an extra serving of panty pudding for #25 - The Berry 

"Puppy pussy" is not a phrase I expected to see today - Drunken Stepfather

Woe is still Mindy McCready's life - ICYDK

That's one way to make sure your crotch is smelling fresh and clean - Popoholic

Jessica Simpson will star in an NBC comedy based on her life. I really hope Ellen Degeneres plays Papa Joe - Popsugar

The Silver Fox is not a gold star gay - SOW

One word explanation for this fuckery: JAPAN - OMG Blog

Jennifer Lawrence thinks she's too trashy for the Actors Studio - I'm Not Obsessed

Vanessa Bryant's eyebrows look like they're trying to escape her face by heading north - Crunk + Disorderly 

The Goonies did it better - Videogum

Minka Kelly and Chris Evans are still a thing - Just Jared

Did we all time travel back to 1999 and not know it, because for why are there so many pictures of Carmen Electra lately? - Hollywood Rag 

This is the part of your day where your nips squirt out a little syrup from thinking about Ryan Gosling singing "I Want It That Way" - IDLYITW

The black Belkin mousepad next to me looks more like natural hair than the crap on John Travolta's head - Celebslam

Posted by: Michael K


jilliancnow23's picture

Rihanna looks like a ciggarette. Jillian

The Sunshine Gang's picture

22-24 are nice. The rest look like narcissists. Been threre, done that, never going back.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

I like how Jennifer Lawrence handled that. Honest and humble. Very rare for an ingenue

shandi's picture

Rihanna looks like a total skank in this picture. So basically, nothing new.

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chinchilla's picture

John, just stop. even Jermaine Jackson is laughing at you.

lynniepoo's picture

Minka Kelly - it's not enough she boned Derek Jeter and was in Adam Levine's video, she needs to now be with Chris Evans? I powered through "What's Your Number" more than once just to catch a glimps of his nekid abs. Bitch is not my friend.

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This skank totally grosses me out. That's the tongue that goes in Breezy's mouf and other places I do not want to ponder so blaaaaahk! you are not sessy so STOP.

oh and wrong link for the Chestica sitcom story MK- it's that annoying little show off Maria Manounos trying to pull her head out of her butt.. otherwise known as yoga.

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I was starting to worry about whoever runs the berry site always posting boys who look 12...but there are some of age looking hotties on that list. Helllllllllo #24. Yum.

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Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:44pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 -11:22pm.

Revolta's hairline looks like it was colored in with a Sharpie.
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Ha! It does... it also reminds me of those "Wooly Willy" things where you put hair and beards made of teeny little pieces of magnets on those faces
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i think he has a tattoo hairline.

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those "25 hotties" there did absolutely nothing for me. they all look big and dumb. no thanks.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 -11:22pm.

Revolta's hairline looks like it was colored in with a Sharpie.
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Ha! It does... it also reminds me of those "Wooly Willy" things where you put hair and beards made of teeny little pieces of magnets on those faces

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Revolta's hairline looks like it was colored in with a Sharpie.

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TexnDoc's picture

How unhappy must John Travolta be getting old. He better never hope for an autopsy similar to Michael Jackson - didn't it report he was completely bald and the drawings I saw weren't flattering. He looked like Scatman Crothers.

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oh my god @ John Travolta's "hair." Did he borrow that from DEVO?

Aphid's picture

Re: The Berry boys - #25 looks like Uncle Terry, ugh.

#1 looks like he's pushing out a big fart.

#9 - isn't that Taylor Kitsch?

#12 is sorta cute. The rest didn't do much for me, some are beautiful but look very gay to me.

letinstar's picture

Riri dreams of the day she can be as fierce as Adina Howard...

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

I agree with all of you saying #24 is hot! YES he is. I also like #4..I like my men a little country :)

#25 is what a baby born to Blohan and SamRo would look like. Hahaha.

CarrieOn's picture

At first glance, Ri-Ri's tongue looks like an erect, curved penis.

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Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:22pm.

Esteem, I had to go back and check - was the guy I was thinking of, your #6? YES! That's a man that could put an entire room in a good mood.

FluffKitteh's picture

I am sorry to hear about Uncle Poodle. He seems like such a nice guy and is my favorite person on Honey Boo Boo.

John Travolta is looking more and more like Uncle Fester.

Paul Newman was a stone fox!

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P.T.Bull's picture

I've seen riris porn star propers so many times I just can't with that anymore.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

17 and 24 on the berry could get it. Lmfao at 25. Y'all made me look! And Riri dreams of having Miss Howard 's talent. Do you wanna ride is still a good song to get dirty to.

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David Bowie isn't my very favorite but if I saw him walking down the street I would die. That is a star. All this other fluff is just people pretending.

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nunya_bizness's picture

Adina Howard? I thought I was the only one who loved that raunchy freak. I love you, MK.

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fredfred's picture

hekki - really for real about another son? yikes. so, i stand corrected: she wasn't hitler, she IS hitler. got it.

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Mani6's picture

Jessica "I Don't Date Actors" Chastain

Sometimes things turn out not as we plan.

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Jeanneee's picture

Ack, that Mindy McCready story. She really tore my heart out on Celeb Rehab with all the awful things that happened to her, and now this. Jesus.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:24pm.

You need an intervention Dion?

That movie actually sounds like campy, good fun to me...hmmm...off to Google. ;-)

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Sorry to be posting again, but I am watching Bootmen on Sundance. I want my brain cells back. OMG this is such a corny, teh ghey film, and I'm watching it again?! Aussie Tap dancin', blue collar workers, fightin' motorcycle ridin'and cheesy music. Stomp wants its theme back. Halp!

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Submitted by chlyn on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:52pm.

I agree with you. I paused on #6 for a good 5 minutes. Beautiful soul in that smile.

chlyn's picture

I found myself pausing on the guys who had big smiles. Weird that I'm captured by a smile rather than nakedness, big guns or a nice torso. And the guys who weren't smiling - ugh, you can stay in your NYC hipster pad ALONE contemplating your skinny pants and Converse sneakers.

#25 - AAAUUUGH, nightmare inducing!

TOPANGA's picture

ALL of those random hotties could get!

Poor Ryan Gosling, missing out on the chance of a lifetime, he could have been a Backstreet Boy!
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Dog's picture

Screehanna has a slamming body but she has gotten so skanky, I'd be afraid to stand to close for fear her cooties are the jumping kind.

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Bossy's picture

I love Minka Kelly's look, so understated and pretty. Also, Gosling is fun, I enjoy listening to soundbites of interviews with him. If you can, don't just read the transcript but listen to the interview, mellifluous voice indeed.

Esteem's picture

Adina, OMG.

Bowie can get it, anytime.

I'll take one of each of those Berry guys, with the exception of #25 and #15.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Mindy MacCready is still alive? wow.

princesspoppy's picture

GODDAMNIT Rhiri put your tongue away. No one needs to see that.

hamblettamaud's picture

Marco Dapper, no 24, the hottest man EVER

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DianaDeath's picture

OMGMK,

You are so right! She WISHES she was Adina Howard!

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Boo1212's picture

Have to say I really enjoyed The Bowie.

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suckandfuck's picture

OMG POOR POODLE!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

There's nothing "complex" about this bitch.

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Submitted by fredfred: "I feel really bad for kelly preston. what did she do in a past life to deserve this one? hitler? was she hitler?"

Well, it's my opinion that she's an evil cunt. I don't like her. I don't think she valued Jett as much as she valued Ella BLEU cheese, and she (allegedly) has a son from a previous marriage who's got some sort of disability, who is stashed away in Hawaii with her parents.

She is not a nice person. Charlie Sheen should have taken better aim when he shot at her.

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Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:49pm.
out his beard stubble. or any other stubble, really.

i feel really bad for kelly preston. what did she do in a past life to deserve this one? hitler? was she hitler?
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Fredfred, from what i've heard (mainly at Blind Gossip) is that Kelly is the evil one. Its JT who is paying the price.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:48pm.

Cindy, I don't know why these women want to stay married. Be like Elin Nordegren; take the money and go enjoy life!
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I saw some recent photos of her on the beach in a bikini. OMG, what was Tiger thinking?

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:33pm.

Those suspenders with Chanel in big letters are really high fashion. Classy, too.

And Mike, those tacky-ass things probably cost more than the gross national product of a little third-world nation!

heima's picture

David Bowie is probably the most beautiful (aesthetically speaking) human being of all time, forever and ever.

bambam's picture

Paul Newman was a guy you wanted to be, period.

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fredfred's picture

riri: continues to be big gross and i continue to be appalled that any woman, man, or child could enjoy her. at all. ever.

none of the berry guys are hot. i'm with hekki. i don't want a dude who spends time thinking about his beard stubble. or any other stubble, really.

i feel really bad for kelly preston. what did she do in a past life to deserve this one? hitler? was she hitler?

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