Charlie Sheen Is Going To Be Somebody's Pepaw

Seen below looking like a cracked out troll making sweet love to the air, Charlie Sheen was on Letterman last night to promote the next 90 episodes of Anger Management (not joking) and while he was there he let the world know that he's going to be grandpapa soon. Apparently, Charlie has a 28-year-old daughter named Cassandra Estevez and she's knocked up with his first grandchild. I don't know whether to feel pity or jealousy toward the newborn baby who will get second hand high from inhaling Charlie's crack smoke breath.

Charlie told David Letterman (via UsWeekly) that he knows the world is going to be an even weirder place when he becomes a grandaddy:

"Me as a grandfather, Dave...I don't know. It's like the world's going to crack in half. It's fabulous. It's just not a title I'm ready to adopt."

All jokes aside, Charlie Sheen is going to be the greatest pepaw ever. On your 16th birthday, your grandpa probably gave you a recycled birthday card with two one dollar bills in it. On Charlie's grandkid's 16th birthday, he's going to give them a cashiers check for $100,000 and a gift card to the Bunny Ranch if he's a boy and a gift card for silicone titty sacks if she's a girl. When you spent the day with your grandparents, you probably spent it watching old Matlock episodes on Beta tape while eating a cold Hungry Man meal (or if you were me, you spent it watching telenovelas while trying to eat a leftover enchilada that fused with its Styrofoam container, because my abuelita left it in the microwave too long). When Charlie's grandkid spends the day with him, they will spend it playing chicken with porn stars in a pool full of vodka.

And I bet Charlie won't even be mad with his grandkid when they want to play with his dentures. Best grandpa ever!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:48pm.

Congrats to Charlie, now he can ignore this grandchild the same as he ignores his children.

Submitted by PTRemedie on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:56pm.

Holy Shite! His exterior is as corroded as his soul.

Submitted by WildGuy on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 1:44pm.

MAKE-UP!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:26am.

He gets uglier every day.

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 9:25am.

Why is Charlie proud of having children? Or proud of his children having children? It's not like he designed the system. It's like being proud of taking a shit.

Submitted by juni on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 6:42am.

"The Faces of Meth. . ." He looks like a great grandpaw at this point.

Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 5:54am.

Whenever I see a teen mom, I think how happy they will be when they become grandmothers at 34.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 3:37am.

We HEART Charlie!

Charlie is all man, he is a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucking hetero male!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:34pm.

Based on that pic, pepaw Charlie is right! Looks old pappy Sheen lost his dentures!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:25pm.

He's living the life of a cockroach, they just don't die. I think he'll probably outlive us all.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:11pm.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:29pm.
And although he looks terrible, considering his lifestyle, I'm surprised that he doesn't look way, way worse.
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I don't know about that--take a good gander at thumb #4. His lifestyle has rendered him one of the Walking Fucking Dead.

I ran across a 2005 Letterman interview with him and the difference in his physical appearance then and now is staggering. He looks twenty-five years older, not eight.

Submitted by Possum on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:44pm.

So tired of this taint blister.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:33pm.

The walking dead right here..this will only die by fire or a beheading...

..and ugh, Carlos and I are the same age...

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:14pm.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:42pm.

why is his face glowing?

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Yours would too, if you were radioactive.

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:12pm.

why is his face glowing? Well I asked that of the Biology lab...I am a Physicist...so I don't bother with witchcraft...they said...GET OUT!!! YOU OWE US MONEY!!! so I left.....

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:06pm.

Did he go out without putting his teefs in?
:O

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:59pm.

He's a pig. I can't believe that so many worthwhile, sane people are dead at his age (killed by drunk drivers, serving in the Armed Forces, succumbing to cancer, etc) while he's still alive.

And although he looks terrible, considering his lifestyle, I'm surprised that he doesn't look way, way worse.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:55pm.

Dr. Oz???

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:32pm.

It's great to see that all that coke and booze has finally worn his face down to shit. WINNING IDIOT! His father looks more healthy than he does.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:25pm.

Those are some "Clutch Cargo" lips.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:15pm.

Great, so grandpappy can buy the booze for all those underage parties.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:12pm.

So his life's goal is to look like a cadaver?

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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:07pm.

That's the complexion of someone with a healthy liver.

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Submitted by Scuntfcuk on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:50pm.

Omg where are his teefs? This picture along with recent ones of crackhead lilo should be the posters for a do not do drugs campaign. Good lord!

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:46pm.

I think during his winning streak he lost all his teeth and that's why his jaw looks 80 years old now. I'm gonna go floss...

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:24pm.

He likes it when the hookers call him Daddy, Grandpa not so much.

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:22pm.

If anyone is wondering how Charlie looks and behaves while he's freebasing, they only have to look at this set of pics. FREE! BASE!

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:04pm.

yeah. BACK of closet ...
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Submitted by notreallyworking on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:17pm.

2015 dead pool. note to self.

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."

"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:07pm.

Grandpa Charlie. Computer says no.

*coughs*

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:45pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:04pm.

yeah. BACK of closet ...

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:42pm.

Damn MK! There is no safe time for a close up of Sheen. NO SAFE TIME! EVER!

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:34pm.

I swear I had a suit just like that in the mid 90's, a blue shirt and I think that tie is in the back off my closet somewhere..seriously. lol!

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:33pm.

His complexion is so ashy but he has really red lips. Odd

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:31pm.

Que Cochina, ha that's about it. A waste of talent. But congrats to his daughter on the baby news.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:31pm.

Lol @ the telenovelas and fused food. Mine was cheddar on crackers with tea while watching Murder She Wrote with my nana on the flowered Jennifer sofa. Ah if only I had know what good times they were, and how young we both looked, so did Jessica!

Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:26pm.

WithinReason -Charlie and his methed out face makes anyone's parents/grandparents/wardens look good. I hope his daughter turned out semi-sane.

Withy, I think my dead grandfolks in their coffins looked healthier than Carlos!

Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:26pm.

That's one scary picture.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:24pm.

There was a time when Charlie was hawt. Got dayum!

Submitted by chefgirl76 on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:24pm.

Ugh. Imagine that thing on top of you.

Submitted by karmen on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:22pm.

" a leftover enchilada that fused with its Styrofoam container" hot damn, that is some funny shit...

only eat the yolk

Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:16pm.

Did he take 'the potion'? He looks dead with spray painted on skin like Meryl and Goldie at the end of Death Becomes Her.

Submitted by lunamor on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:15pm.

Always sad when I see recent pics of Charlie Sheen, he was so attractive in his youth... he soooo went from sugar to sh*t - pity!
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Submitted by Cara on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 5:10pm.

He looks freshly embalmed.

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 6:17pm.

His daughter must have a great mother because I've never heard of her.
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The mother is Carlos's high school girlfriend, Paula Profit. I think Carlos was just 19 when the daughter was born and he's always acknowledged her. I've seen fairly recent pictures of her and she's very pretty, if not Hollywood-thin. Her face is beautiful--she got her dad's good looks from when he used to have them.

And yes I'm embarrassed that I know all this.

Holy Shit, Thumb #4 is scary...!