Tuesday, January 15th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten (aka Charo) (62)
Skrillex (25)
Kelly Kelly (26)
Howie Day (32)
Pitbull (32)
Young Dro (34)
Eddie Cahill (35)
Regina King (42)
Chad Lowe (45)
Lisa Lisa (46)
James Nesbitt (48)
Mario Van Peebles (56)
Andrea Martin (66)
Princess Michael of Kent (68)
Margaret O'Brien (76)

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:52pm.

Happy birthday to Mickey and Miz cynical!  (birthday cake)

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:03pm.

Charo, 62? Her implants are older than that!
I'm 51 and she's gotta be twenty yrs older than me-- I remember seeing her on the Love Boat and every other damn 70s show when I was a kid! She's gotta be at least seventy-something.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:43pm.

A very Happy Birthday to you Miz Cynical. Hope you shopped your heart out and had some yummy cake!

HB to all the other birthday sluts today as well.

Eddie Cahill is a total hottie!

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:32pm.

Charo was married to Xaiver Cugat for god's sake. He's from the big band era! She's closer to 80.
HB Lisa Lisa-where's your Cult Jam?
Andrea MArtin and SCTV was/is fabulous.
Has Princess Michael said anything RAYCESS lately?
HB to MLK jr.

Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 7:03pm.

I distinctly remember Charo doing a cheesy Bob Hope murder mystery tv special way back in the mid 70's. She looked to be in her mid-late 30's then---and that was about 38 years ago. You do the math...because she obviously can't.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:06pm.

Gropes, dammit! GROPES!!!

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 4:06pm.

Eddie Cahill! How did I miss this hotness?!? Passionate birthday grapes!!!

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Submitted by taliaann on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 3:06pm.

HB to Regina & James!!!!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:51pm.

A very happy day to Miz, Paris' puffeh, and the Brain Faht clan! :D

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Submitted by tabliciousc on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:22pm.

Monistat 7 really works.

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Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 2:17pm.

Happy Birthday Miz Cynical and UBF's son. Happy Anniversary also. ;-)

Charo's first name is Martinez? Huh. She started reversing the number when she hit 50, or just dropped 10 years and called it good, or what?

Didn't know Margaret O'Brien was still with us, Happy day to her as well.

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 1:49pm.

Charo...62?!?!?!?! No Fruggin way....82 probably....oh please Bitch!!!

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Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 1:23pm.

Charo is at least 70, 62 my ass.
As for the rest, what a shit list of nobodies.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 1:06pm.

i'm glad charo is still around. she was a big part of my childhood

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:55pm.

HB to PSL's puppy -- YAY!!! Gotta love the fur babies!!!

miz cynical -- happy birthday, love! Shopping is the best way to celebrate.

UBF -- happy anniversary & HB to mini UBF!

HB Charo, even though there is no way in hell you are 62 -- 62 my ass! 75 is more like it.

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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:54pm.

More like 72+ because she was 30 in 1970.

I hope I live long enough to lie about my age but instead of younger I'll play older so that I can enjoy hearing about how great I look for my age.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:49pm.

Lisa Lisa is so young!

Sarah Smile

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Submitted by joanne on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:48pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68M-dgVq7fY

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:26pm.

Happy Birthday to MY PUPPY!!!! She is SIXTEEN, and still acts like a 5 year old. G-d Bless her, and I hope I have many more years with her!!!

Happy Birthday to UBF's baby!

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:21pm.

HB to Charo

Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:09pm.

someone's name is skrillex?

and pitbull?

and young dro?

i seem to be quite out of the loop.

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 12:03pm.

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she was 59 three years ago? i thought that was last year

HB Charo have a a sexy sexy bday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7h0729FDuk

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Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:32am.

Yay! It;s my birthday, too! Going out shopping to celebrate!

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:31am.

Happy "62nd" birthday Charo! I think she stopped aging about 15 years ago! Loved during the Jerry Lewis telethon when she tried to pull the handicapped out of their wheelchairs "cmon let's dance!"

Andrea Martin was so great, loved Edith Prickly, Mojo, Prini, and "Connie Franklin" who sang the most depressing songs.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:29am.

Happy Bday Charo! Mmmhummm 62, yeah...

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:23am.

Happy Birthday to the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr. -

sing along!

http://youtu.be/O6Tneh3JdiA

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Submitted by Jewslim on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:20am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA LISA!! you were the sound track to my pre-teens and i will always love you for that.

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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:39am.

Charo is probably more like 75....at least.

Submitted by fuctincalifornia on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:30am.

You neglected to include Adam Jones(48).

*glare*

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:28am.

Happy Bday Andrea Martin!!!

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:31am.

i appreciate all that charo is, but 62...

she was almost 62 when she was on carol burnett...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEINg4iefI4

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:27am.

It's a double name day. Kelly Kelly and Lisa Lisa. Don't know much about Kelly, but Lisa is a gifted singer.

Also a birthday slut day for talented producers, Skrillex and Pitbull.

Happy birthday everybody! Wham and Irish, your affectionate nicknames are cute.

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Submitted by soapopera4cam on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:25am.

i swear, wasn't it her birthday just 6 months ago?

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:18am.

coochie coochie!!! from a land where 72 equals 62! I think I'll move there when I'm older

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:14am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:42am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:34am.

Whamo, I can clean your windows for you!
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LOL, Good Morning my little shamrock :)

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:12am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:34am.

Whamo, I can clean your windows for you!
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LOL, Good Morning my little shamrock :)

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:09am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:08am.

Today must be Pitbull's ego's birthday.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:05am.

happy !72nd! bd to a terrible liar and an even worse comedianne. -arrrriba!

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:04am.

Awww, happpy birf to mini UBF!! And happy anniversary!! What a great day for you!

I know I'll get total shit for this but I can't stand Charro. Give it up, honey, you look like shit and all that coochie coochie shit is even dumber. You're as annoying as Vergara. Hell of a guitar player though!

Whamo, I can clean your windows for you!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:01am.

Loved Andrea Martin as foreigner Pirini Scleroso, who SCTV put in "My Fair Lady" .
Dee ran en Span says mainly plan!
-I think she's got it I think she's got it....

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:01am.

Happy day to you, UBF! (You had a baby on your anniversary? That's awesome!)

It sure does fly, doesn't it?

Green Is Good's picture
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:00am.

Charo looks like a Warner Brothers cartoon nightmare.

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 9:00am.

Ehappy Birtday, Charrrrro!

Also to Andrea Martin and LISA LISA!

Margaret O'Brien is still alive? Mazel tov to you, honey! I'd love to have a cup of tea with her and listen to the gossip she must know...

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:59am.

Happy Birthday to the HOTTEST SLUT OF JANUARY 15th:
The littlest Brainfart, who turned 11 today!! Luv ya, big man!
And also happy Anniversary to my husband and me. 13 years. How the fuck did that happen?

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:58am.

Skrillex....I just think Windex when I see this name and it reminds me I need to clean my windows

Andrea Martin....SCTV was huge in Canada and IMO blew SNL out of the water, I'll echo IV's love for Edith Prickley as well. She had so many great characters. I also loved Mojo the maid.

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:54am.

If Charo is 62, I'm the Queen of England

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:53am.

Santa Maria! that is a long fucking handle. HB Char-r-r-o! Show that bitch Sophia what's what.
You can out coochie coochie her any day of the week.

oh and HB Lisa Lisa & Kelly Kelly

cheers!

Ophelia Ophelia ; )

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:49am.

except for mario vp & charo - a sorry ass list of bds.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 8:46am.

Happy BD to Margaret O'Brien, whose best work was as Tootie in Meet Me in St. Louis, one of my favorite movies despite the fact that it is a *shudder* musical.

And Andrea Martin of SCTV: Edith Prickley to you!