Taylor Swift Should Lose Against Adele More Often

January 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Because it produced priceless moments of YAASS! like this one.

Taylor Swift was nominated for a Best Song Golden Globe for that song from The Hunger Games, which is the first song that isn’t about a dude breaking her Strawberry Shortcake heart (or is it?). Adele was also nominated for “Skyfall” and anybody who was up against Adele either didn’t show up or spent the night getting level 5 (aka Glenn Close) drunk, because there was no way in hell they were going to win.

To the surprise of nobody, Adele won, got on stage and gave a cute speech about how she thought she was on a little night out with her girlfriend and really wasn’t expecting to shuffle away with a trophy. The camera cut to Taylor Swift making a perfect “Shut up, bitch, you lie” face. The smirk really sealed it for me.

Who knew that Taylor Swift’s emotions turn to the dark side when she doesn’t win anything and doesn’t get a chance to perform her over-rehearsed OMGICANTBELIEVEIWONOMG act. It’s magic.  Then later in the night, a fake drunk Tina Fey told Taylor Swift to stay away from Michael J Fox’s son. It was funny, because it was true. In the 5 seconds it took Tina to tell that joke, I bet Taylor had already wooed Michael J. Fox’s son, married him, divorced him and wrote the break-up song. In 5 seconds. And the camera man who didn’t get Taylor’s reaction to Tina’s joke is probably at the bottom of his shower, beating himself over the head with a soapy puff for not getting the shot of all shots.

Here’s some pictures of Adele, Michael J. Fox with his family and Taylor Swift who is trying hard to give of us some side tit.

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