Night Crumbs

January 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake put out his new song with Jay-Z last night and if this song is his way of trying to get us to beg him to go back to making movies, it’s working – IDLYITW

I want to drink from a bottle labeled DRINK ME so that I can shrink down to size and then roll around naked on Daniel Day-Lewis’ luscious silver mop – Lainey Gossip 

CONFIRMED: Alexander Skarsgard’s double peen print tells me that he’s got enough peen to go around! – The Superficial 

If I don’t have to wear chonies under the man dress, I’m in – Towleroad

Sarah Hyland got Vergara-ized – Hollywood Tuna 

Julianne Moore was the definition of ginger perfection last night – Celebitchy

Sharon Osbourne’s voodoo spell on Lady CaCa worked, because the bitch split her pants – Drunken Stepfather

Why isn’t celebrity facemath a subject in high school? It should be – The Berry 

Since Los Angeles is freezing over (it’s like 55 degrees) and has entered its ice age, I’m surprised Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez aren’t wearing UGGs, parkas and Burberry scarves with their dresses – Popoholic

Nicole Kidman should’ve worn an “I Peed On Zac Efron” t-shirt to the Golden Globes last night to remind all of us why she deserved to win – Popsugar

Chloe Moretz got fake engaged to her teenage boyfriend and her ring is still prettier than Angelina Jolie’s Just Jared

ESCANDALO! Natalie Wood might’ve been beaten before she drowned to death – ICYDK

Carmen Electra tries to bring the sexy while doing missionary with a yellow exercise ball – Hollywood Rag

And the best Golden Globes moment not captured by a camera goes to Bill Clinton hitting up (insert the name of every woman there) – Moe Jackson 

Halle Berry must really want another Razzie – I’m Not Obsessed

Of course there’s going to be a reality show about WahlburgersVideogum

Jimmie Walker wants black people to stop complaining – Crunk + Disorderly

Katie Holmes’ signature herp sore is making a comeback – Celebslam

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