FYI: Bradley Cooper And Jennifer Lawrence Are Not Doing It
Over the weekend there was a rumor that in a darkened conference room somewhere in L.A., Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence were whispering sweet nothings like, "I'll give you 5 staged photo-ops a month if you say that the sex is mind-boggling in an interview with Cosmo," into each other's ears as their publicists negotiated their relationship contract. B. Coop is beard-less after breaking with Zoe Saldana and Jennifer Lawrence recently broke up with the boy from About A Boy, so a rumor claimed that they were rebounding with each other. But at the Golden Globes last night, B. Coop denied it to Stepford robot Nancy O'Dell:
"We've done two movies together. If it didn't happen by now, it's not going to happen. No no no no no. Not even close. First of all I could be her father. I love her to death. She's amazing but no."
If B. Coop was dating Jennifer Lawrence, he'd have a giant red mark on his face from Victor Garber slapping him down. Victor Garber is supposed to be B. Coop's go-to-rebound piece after he shaves his latest beard off. Not Jennifer Lawrence! And I think I'm the only one who actually liked Jennifer Lawrence's speech. I mean, she quoted First Wives Club! That made up for the fact that she wore a dress that made her titties look like two melting snow cones.
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3 closet cases sitting on a tree, S-I-G-N-I-N-G contracts for 2013, first came staged photos leaving a restaurant, then came staged photos leaving a hotel kissing, then they break up after afew months.
bitch please, b-coop has cock breath, when he opens his mouth, sausages fall out.
nicholas hoult from about a boy has dick breath too, that when he opens his mouth, the entire crew of USS Lincoln fall out.
and jennifer lawrence has eaten more pussy than i have had hot breakfasts, when she opens her mouth, Ariel's friend Flounder swims out.
I guess that chick's tits missed their last fitting. Zsheesh.
This also code code for we aren't done with our exes yet. I am sure they are both having some late night calls with the exes Zoe and About A Boy.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:49pm.
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I agree, she's very likable and looks wholesome and pretty compared to the skanky Lohans and Ke$has. She's still round-cheeked but she'll outgrow that soon enough.
As for her and BCoop, I don't see those two together at all.
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He should just hire an emu wrangler and call it a day.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:56pm.
Why does everyone think Bradley Cooper is gay? Is it because he was so convincing as the semi-closeted theater geek in "Wet Hot American Summer"?
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Because he was living in LA and trying to be an actor for a decade before he got famous, by all accounts he wasn't exactly hiding the fact that he had a boyfriend from people in his acting classes at The Actor's Studio. I know members of The Actors Studio and one of them said they'd met a boyfriend of his years ago.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:18pm.
I saw her dining in Malibu at Xmas--with some older producer type--and she looked like an ordinary, over-orange, bleached-blonde, SoCal beach chick. I expect more from my stars than ordinary. :)
Why does everyone think Bradley Cooper is gay? Is it because he was so convincing as the semi-closeted theater geek in "Wet Hot American Summer"?
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
I have a dear friend who married a dude 20 years her senior. He's great and both of them are healthy. However, there's really no question that a 50 and 70 year old will have wildly different energy levels, health issues, etc. The creepiness factor may go down as the younger party gets older, but the other issues increase.
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Never seen him in anything but unlike a lot of bigmouths like Matt Damon or Tom Cruise, I would so far. I'd stay away from "causes", guy. (Loves that Damon's anti-fracking movie is a big box office turd)
Sorry. I still think he's hot. I just don't get the gay vibe from him.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:49pm.
JL is not pretty or hot. I can't believe all the writers and bloggers who claim she is. I have no idea about her acting abilities because I've never seen her in anything.
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I think she is very pretty in a normal girl sort of way, and that is very rare in Hollywood. She doesn't look like an actress, she doesn't look tanned and bleached and waxed and dieted down to nothing. If she was your waitress at a cafe you'd think she was pretty. She's very talented and likable and has a look that can be dressed up and sexed up, but mostly looks normal which is a good thing.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:58pm.
A slow clap to BCoop for acknowledging the age difference as an issue.
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Exactly! I thought this too. No one really bats an eyelash if the man is like 16 years older than the woman; it's just taken matter of factly. But when a woman is just eight years older than the guy it becomes a cougar situation. Whatever. I think too much of an age difference can become an issue in any relationship, but I guess if people can work it out, so be it.
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It's not so much the age difference - it's that one part of the couple would only be 22 years old. If she was 30-35 then dating someone 16 years older wouldn't be as weird. The older the younger one in the relationship is the less of a difference the age difference makes.
And I'm guessing in the acting world ,for the most part, 22 is probably the educational and intellectual equivalent to a 17 year old at best.
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Aw man! Burst my bubble why don't you! I was really rooting for them too :(
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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:58pm.
A slow clap to BCoop for acknowledging the age difference as an issue.
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Exactly! I thought this too. No one really bats an eyelash if the man is like 16 years older than the woman; it's just taken matter of factly. But when a woman is just eight years older than the guy it becomes a cougar situation. Whatever. I think too much of an age difference can become an issue in any relationship, but I guess if people can work it out, so be it.
That said, she gives me gayelle vibes.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:19pm.
I don't get why Chastain is so badly dressed all the time.
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It's gorgeous complement to her red hair and fair skin, but that cut was horrible.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I loved Jennifer Lawrence's speech! It was cute. I knew the Coop would be after her. He wants to hitch his tale to the newest hot actress.
There are just too many gay rumors out there for me to not believe them. Regardless, I think he's incredibly handsome and definitely one of the best looking actors around right now.
A slow clap to BCoop for acknowledging the age difference as an issue.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:48pm.
Ouuuuu. So close on the maths...
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HAHAHAHAHAHA..SHUDDUP. *red face*
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Ain't no one want your rat face either!
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@Lisbet, I wouldn't be surprised if the rumor was real, it seems like whenever 2 actors work together now it's assumed they are boning.
I didn't understand the "emu" comments so I googled, "bradley cooper emu" and what came up was "bradley cooper emu comparison". Ok, look there is a resemblance but the man is still sizzling hot.
Her boobie situation reminds me of the Austin Powers women when the guns come out.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:17pm.
Hollywood is always inflating the "hotness" of stars and starlets. See Emma Stone. *gag*
I for one think Emma Stone is bootifool.
Ok, no, I don't. I think she's sexy, but I bootifool is funnier to type :P.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:49pm.
JL is not pretty or hot. I can't believe all the writers and bloggers who claim she is. I have no idea about her acting abilities because I've never seen her in anything.
Hollywood is always inflating the "hotness" of stars and starlets. See Emma Stone. *gag*
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Emma Stone is definitely overrated, IMO. JL is actually pretty talented--she's excellent in Winter's Bone, and played the lead character well in Hunger Games. So I think she might actually be going places. Emma Stone on the other hand looks pretty....but other than that she's not really interesting.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:48pm.
It depends. If you're talking 40 & 55, it doesn't matter. If you're talking 16 and 32, it does.
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A 40-year-old just left their 30's, while a 56-year-old would be eligible for a senior citizen discount at Dennys AND about to hit 60, so a 16 year age difference is huge. Maaaybe it wouldn't matter at say, 70 and 86.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:12pm.
At least they don't look like Jessica Chastain's. Her dress made her tits look like they were down around her belly button.
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I don't get why Chastain is so badly dressed all the time.
And, to save y'all the trouble of looking it up:
http://tinyurl.com/amcd22m
The look on the face of the woman behind her just cracks me up.
It's weird....Brad Cooper looks exactly like my ex....who I thought was gorgeous but everyone thought I was nuts for thinking my ex was hot....like they couldn't understand what I was looking at and assumed it must have been his personality that was playing tricks on my eyes.
I'm always surprised when people are not hot for the Bcoop.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:49pm.
JL is not pretty or hot. I can't believe all the writers and bloggers who claim she is. I have no idea about her acting abilities because I've never seen her in anything.
Hollywood is always inflating the "hotness" of stars and starlets. See Emma Stone. *gag*
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:57pm.
Girl needs to take her bewbs out for ice cream to cheer them up. :(
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Ha! Love it.
Thank god. Dating her would just make him look like a pathetic piece of shit. Aside from the 16 year old age difference it's the fact that she's only 22 and he's 38. 22? It would make him look like he was only able to pull in a girl with the life experience and dating experience of.... well.....a 22 year old.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:49pm.
JL is not pretty or hot. I can't believe all the writers and bloggers who claim she is. I have no idea about her acting abilities because I've never seen her in anything.
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Her acting's not bad at times. She was very good in "Winter's Bone". She was decent in "The Hunger Games". And she was appallingly, embarassingly bad in the X-Men prequel.
There's something odd - puffy - about her face, but she's growing on me. That could just be the fact that she's getting more exposure.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:12pm.
At least they don't look like Jessica Chastain's. Her dress made her tits look like they were down around her belly button.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Awwww her bewbies wook sad in that dress :( like a couple of balloons 75% deflated...
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Wait, was this ever a real rumour? (Genuine question; I've been away for a few days.) Because my first thought was that this was attention ho-ing.
Submitted by lislop on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:46pm.
"Only" a 16 year old difference? 16 years is A LOT.
Dating with the idea a long-term relationship in mind, yeah. Very casual dating (i.e., fucking) is not a big deal at all (assuming the younger is over the Age of Consent, of course).
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We were? I wasn't in the op yesterday, lol, but I was wondering why they didn't show Lindsay last night. Not once. How rude.
Correction: I was in the op but didn't realize it was an op. ? I know... Fuck me. I need coffee.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:54pm.
lmao -- thank you evil twin! Gigaboob and i were wondering in OP yesterday how The Cracken would manage to force her way into a Golden Globe event or story. voila!
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My pleasure Foxxy. I KNEW she would be live crack tweeting. She's on the outside with her face pressed up against the glass looking in at where she so desperately wants to be. ::points and laughs:: hey you did it to yourself Crackie -and tomorrow, God willing, you will go to prison.
I like her. She's funny and smart in interviews, and seems like she's one of the few stars out there without their head up their own arse....that, and she can actually act.
I think she needs to become a secret dlister ala Tina Fey. The snark is strong in her.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Hmm, old enough to be her father, aye?
*Is 24 and is dating a 41 year old man* O.o
I didn't think Silver Lining was an awesome movie, it was pretty meh, but I liked their acting in it. Probably hers more than his.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:54pm.
lmao -- thank you evil twin! Gigaboob and i were wondering in OP yesterday how The Cracken would manage to force her way into a Golden Globe event or story. voila!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Girl needs to take her bewbs out for ice cream to cheer them up. :(
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:29pm.
I was surprised people criticized her Streep comment. She said it was a First Wives Club quote as soon as it came outta her mouth.
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it went over Blohan's crackhead too - plus it was an opportunity to vent her frustration for not having a career
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/74703392.html
Saw Silver Linings Playbook over the weekend..Cooper was actually very good...I do think he's very hot. I would absolutely do him, gay or not ..doesn't matter. He's yummy.
I just looooooove Emus!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:35pm.
EMU
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"WHOOP -there it is!"
uncanny!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Yeah, I'm not happy with her titty presentation. They look depressed.
Bradley Cooper is strange in the face but he seems ok.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:36pm.
foxxy - I cannot unsee the Emu.
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Me too, since you guys have been bustin on him all I imagine when I hear his name is that one main pic MK had on the "Emu post" with him grinning....like an Emu!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:48pm.
Ouuuuu. So close on the maths...