Tuesday, January 15th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 14th!
The Laotian men's synchronized swimming team calls this move "ໄຖແບບຫວ່ຽງ" which roughly translates to "The Travolta." - Trixster
Runners-up:
There was a typo on the billboard and the organizers didn't want to get sued for false advertising, so this is what they came up with for "swimo wrestling". - OurMissC
Karate Kid: The Geritol Years - DiamondDogs
They can pray all they want, but there WILL be shrinkage. - BaconSlut
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Congrats, everyone!
Congratulatory fondles to Trixter, OurMissC and DiamondDogs! Great to see you back on the stroll Double D!! Thanks, MK!
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Funny stuff all around - congrats to winners -and to all - I queefed a queef - still laughing.
Congrats! to the winners.
Diamond Dog--Good to see your name.
YAY SUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
YAY Swimmers!!
YAY the Fab Miss C and PERRRRRRKY!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
LOL esply @ DiamondDogs'.
good job, slutty sluts!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Congrats you guys and thanks MK!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Wow! Ladies!! Your husbands (aka male cats) must be so proud to be married to you!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"Jesus Mom and Dad I asked for Chinese RICE for my birthday. You guys need to chill! -Blue Ivy Carter on her Sweet 16th
Hugh Hefner's new wife misunderstood his request for a lagoon full of squirting asians.
This is not the way to make egg drop soup!
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Before beginning a 14-hour workday making gifts for Tommy-Girl, the Tokyo chapter of Sea Org combines morning prayers to Xenu with their daily barley bath.
Shaolin Dunks
What sort of mess have you gotten us Shinto?
Rain Dance... you're doing it wrong!
Richard Simmons called. He wants his headbands back.
Miso Horny Soup
Well, the Mayans were wrong but surely the trailer for The Canyons is a sign of the apocalypse. China decides not to wait any longer.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
OB/GYNs begin prepping for Kim Kardashian's delivery. Yes, it's going to take more than one doctor.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
After rowing their boat gently down the stream...they all realized that the water is only 3 feet deep and walking was a lot faster.
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Crouching Tiger, shrinking penis.
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Old Japanese proverb: If you squat in the company pool long enough, you will see moobies of Hiroshi-san from Accounting float by.
The worlds largest circle jerk always begins with a warm up.
Ok, now everyone in the pool Crap......I said crap....crap your hands you idiots crap your HANDS...
In honor of Anne-with-an-E Hathaway's Golden Globe win, the DListed Hand-Fart Orchestra performs "I Queefed A Queef."
Do not order the #1 and for the love god do not order the #2!
Karate Kid: The Geritol Years
It's standing room only for the wet queefing aqua aerobics class at the gym.
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I must, I must, I must increase my bust. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys are depending on us!
It wasn't hard to get John Travolta as a guest lecturer at the Bangkok Learning Annex.
Lindsay Lohan has become so repulsive, that even the men of China are begging us to take her back.
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RIMADYL KILLS
These guys really know how to Thai-one on!
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MALCO! PORO!
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RIMADYL KILLS
When the call went out for somebody, anybody, willing to drown Speidi, just to get the nitwits the hell off Big Brother, the number of volunteers was amazing.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Perky is on fiyah!!!! Lmao
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RIMADYL KILLS
We must. We must. We must increase our busts.
Much to their dismay the "all you can drink" green tea promotion had its drawbacks.
Submitted by perky on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:09pm.
The events coordinator at Caesar's Palace was swiftly fired after botching her request to book Chyna as a pool party host.
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LOLOLOL!!!
Before sex, Jon Gosselin's sperm begged him not to do it.
Ann (E) Hathaway's acceptance speech writers beg to be released after nearly drowning in a pool of her verbal diarrhea.
America's Royal Family must be in Hong Kong: "First person to find Birthday Barbie at bottom of pool keeps head!"
The events coordinator at Caesar's Palace was swiftly fired after botching her request to book Chyna as a pool party host.
When someone says "Go and eat a bowl of dicks" ,this could be what they meant.
The Travolta specialty: 100 tasty Samurai's dipped in Shrek's special juices.
Every swimming hole has a few loose sausages in it.
This weeks installment of Chinese People are Fucking Weird ...
After PSY retired Gaghnam style, he introduced his new hit: Gangbang style.
I thought asparagus just made your pee smell funny?...