We’re halfway through the Golden Globes and if you’re playing the Amy & Tina drinking game, then you’re probably doing a steady 55mph on the booze highway while making you’re way to Drinkville. And you’re probably shaped like a giant meatball sub, because you swallowed one giant meatball sub whole after hearing someone thank Harvey Weinstein. Make room for another, because I’m sure somebody else is going to thank his ass. If you’re playing your own drinking game, then there’s probably fifteen empty bottles of Strawberry Hill and a comatose hooker on the floor, because I know how you are. You drunk!
Here’s Amy and Tina busting out poses on the red carpet earlier tonight and I’m sure they totally planned to look like a lesbian couple going to a daytime wedding in a backyard garden in 1956. And if you missed Amy and Tina’s opening monologue, it’s below these block of words. Wait, there’s two of them saying words, so I can’t call it a monologue. Do I call it a DOSologue? Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, if you missed their opening DOSologue, it’s below these block of words:
And they should each get a Golden Globe for yanking James Franco’s taint and James Cameron’s droopy taint in the same monologue….I mean DOSologue.