Sunday, January 13th 2013

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It seemed like the 90s were all about milk. Milk was everywhere and everyone tried to shove it down our drink holes in gallons. They wanted us to drink, snort, inject and freebase milk. They even put leche in our enemas. I said I was lactose-intolerant, so somebody shoved a glass of Lactaid in front of me. There was no escaping the milk. I guess the children of the 90s weren't filling their stomach bags with enough milk, so the milk industry put out SMILK!

SMILK was a brand of flavored milk for kids and it came in raspberry, strawberry and orange vanilla. The only good thing about Smilk is that it made your milk farts smell like Victoria's Secret lotion (no, it didn't but I wish it did). Smilk didn't exactly take off and it disappeared after the 90s ended. Ironically, you can find its face on the back of a milk carton.

Smilk should definitely make a comeback and market to the lazy drunks instead of the kids. I mean, orange vanilla Smilk probably tastes delicious with a shot of rum.

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Submitted by soulks on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:32pm.

"smilk" funny, smilk LOL

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:24pm.

Never had it...ok, I'm done. Going to watch TV.

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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 5:14pm.

Milk is foul. i have always HATED it but I do like ice cream--in small doses. I love almond milk and coconut milk--yum!

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Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 4:54pm.

They were trying to set us up to have sinus problems and diarrhea. I remember barfing on numerous occasions from milk overdoses. This shit was serious.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 4:45pm.

This sounds gross.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 4:19pm.

Love the name Smilk, lol Can't beat plain skim milk though and for a treat, light Almond milk is delicious. :p

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Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 4:13pm.

Now I can't stop saying SMILK!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 3:24pm.

<"I mean, orange vanilla Smilk probably tastes delicious with a shot of rum.">

Imagine the White Russian and Grasshopper variations bars could charge 10 dollars for.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:36pm.

Barf.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:15pm.

Smilk sounds sgross.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:15pm.

I'm lactose-intolerant and I've been using non-sweetened Blue Diamond Almond Milk for years. I love it. And it's only 40 calories a cup.

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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:13pm.

Huh. Never heard of this, fortunately.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:09pm.

I don't remember this stuff, and I'm a huge milk whore.

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Submitted by Kisa on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:06pm.

I'm NOT lactose intolerant however I've hated milk all my life even as a child. Don't need it now as an adult. When I was a kid my mother would have to force me to drink it. I Still can't stand the stuff ( mooooo juice ) sorry not even on my cereal or with a box of Oreo cookies.

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:04pm.

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Eww. I don't recall this stuff, but I'm glad it wasnt around when I grew up.
I can't drink lactaid. Soy milk and almond milk are the best, especially Silk Dark Chocolate Almond milk!

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:03pm.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:03pm.

I don't remember this stuff at all. Was it supposed to be a competitor of Quick or something?

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Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:57pm.

I don't remember this.

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Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:54pm.

Ugh, I'm lactose-intolerant too but I hate Lactaid. My folks call it no-fart milk for short in our household.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:45pm.

Gross. I'm kinda glad I was not allowed to eat/drink sweet stuff like that.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:44pm.

Huh?

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