Golden Globes Open Post: Hosted By The Japanese Cojo
I am still seven kinds of sick, so there I won't be drunk blogging the Golden Globes (yes, I thought of Christina Hendricks while typing that and yes, I liked it) tonight. Although, I could down three jugs of NyQuil and just type "pleasefuckingtakemelordendmyaches" over and over again during my liveblog. That would be way more interesting that my past live blogs. Anyway, the Golden Globes are here and I was trying to find a picture of Cojo for this open post, but I couldn't find one. I don't even think Cojo is there. How can the Golden Globes happen without Cojo?!
In his place is Japanese musician type Yoshiki Hayashi who wrote the Golden Globes theme song, or something like that. I know, he's no Cojo, but if you put your nose to your screen, you will smell the faint scent of honey-infused unicorn farts just like Cojo! So his ass will do.
Happy Golden Globe-ing, everyone! Have a few dozen drinks for me. If Anne Hathaway doesn't win, I'll see you in the safe house since she'll make all of us pay if she doesn't have her hands around that golden dome butt plug trophy tonight.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:21am.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:18am.
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Na.....fuck that. She's a girl that isn't pretty....at all. She's got some chunk to her and she doesn't give a fuck. The reason I watch Girls is because of her naked scenes. Just because I think it's fascinating that we can now have someone that's not an anorexic twig be on screen and still have a good time. It's not a new concept but what she does in Girls is definitely breaking down some walls.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:18am.
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....she has balls
There thats better
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Princess: ahh, here it is: http://www.celebitchy.com/212152/is_jessica_chastain_really_just_30_she_...
Not that I even want to harp on it, because I like her. But redheads age fastest and it's hard to hide if you went to high school. Those pesky yearbooks...
Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:21am.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:17am.
Princess, I think Jessica shaves quite a few years off her age. Wasn't there a wiki or imdb controversy about that?
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Really? She looks 27 to me.
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I think she looks late 30s.
Grab the feedbag, here's horsey
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:21am.
Julia Roberts just walked in like a tired horse.
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ahahahaha just heard Happy Trails to You in my head.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:18am.
"Also wondering why Lena Dunham COULD NOT FUCKING WALK."
aaaahhhh, the classic "new shoe i wore for a minute when i tried them on in the store but did not break in before going to the event" mistake"
That's what it looked like to me, too. Which makes me feel bad for her.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:18am.
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There thats better
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:17am.
Princess, I think Jessica shaves quite a few years off her age. Wasn't there a wiki or imdb controversy about that?
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Really? She looks 27 to me.
These new Target commercials are so damn weird.
Julia Roberts just walked in like a tired horse.
I think Jessica Chastain is gawky and ugly.
and to think DDL turned down the role previously.
Spielberg even shared the rejection letter he sent (which oozes class and graciousness):
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/steven-spielberg-shares-daniel-d...
Cunt alert!
I get the feeling Lisa Denim couldn't walk bc she prolly usually wears the same fucking Birks every day. Or smelly ass rubber flips flops that used to be green but are now brown. Her manager prolly had to beg her to shave her pits and take a bath. Didn't have any luck with trying to style her hair or brush her teeth, though.
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Mon, 01/14/2013 -
Also wondering why Lena Dunham COULD NOT FUCKING WALK.
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Yes, she's like hobbling all night. Figure it out, chick!
I loved Jessica Chastain's hair, I love that color and it looks natural. I think she was going for that 40's pin up girl look.
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:15am.
Also wondering why Lena Dunham COULD NOT FUCKING WALK.
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No kidding. She was walking and waddling as if she's got an extra 100lbs on her. I'm happy for her though....she has balls and has done so much at the age of just 26.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
DDL is fucking hot and one helluva actor.
I think Jessica Chastain is a LOT older than she claims to be.
GODDAMMIT SOFIA, SIT YER LATINA FAKE ASS ACCENT DOWN
"Also wondering why Lena Dunham COULD NOT FUCKING WALK."
aaaahhhh, the classic "new shoe i wore for a minute when i tried them on in the store but did not break in before going to the event" mistake
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I thought Jessica's hair looked weird too, she still looked very pretty though. And yay DDL, I so would.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:13am.
I like Jessica Chastain but I really hope that she's got some good double-stick tape with that dress.
Me too! She's got some serious acting skills among other things.
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Princess, I think Jessica shaves quite a few years off her age. Wasn't there a wiki or imdb controversy about that?
His accent makes me melt. Definitely a lock for an Oscar.
Love Daniel, don't cut him off!!!!
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Jessica Chastain reminds me of January Jones.
DDL is heaven on a stick
Jessica Chastain said she has been working a "REALLY" long time. Really? On what? Or was she trying to say she is older than what people speculate? Wondering about that...
Also wondering why Lena Dunham COULD NOT FUCKING WALK.
Jessica Chastain's hair was so strange. Flock of Seagulls strange.
Weren't DDL and Winona Ryder a couple long ago?
DDL, RDJ and Bale in the same place. i'd get arrested.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm now boycotting Le Mizzzz. I hate her that much. Not seeing.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
I'm out for tonight, peeps -- it's been fun talking to you guys and making fun of that twat Ann (no E) Hathaway!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Jessica Chastain GAH what are like 22? HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN WERKIN?
Middle parts are not for everyone. Scratch that, for anyone! ;p
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What's going on with Jessica Chastain's hair?
Isn't she also the answer to a BI about an actress who says she's 35 but is actually 40?
I agree, Hockey Fan.
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Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
That dress makes it look like she has boobs at her waist. Love the hair color though.
I like Jessica Chastain but I really hope that she's got some good double-stick tape with that dress.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:08am.
Is it me or did Amanda Seyfried have an "OMG get off me!" look when Anne Hathaway was hanging on her?
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Yes. Epic!!
Ann seems like the girl who acts like your bestie when you're working together and then when it's over, never speaks to you again.
Am I the only one who doesn't get Jessica Chastain's appeal? She's bland and boring, like Amy Adams.
Is there any way that Ann will lose the Oscar?
YES Jessica Chastain
planning on seeing ZD30
BRAVO what a lady
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"Have you met Howard?"
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:08am.
Let's hold hands and send our collective thoughts of hatred towards Anne "MEEEEEEE" Hattaway to the Oscar voters ~ she must not get that Oscar, c'mon! WE CAN DO THIS
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Duuude, we could end wars and world hunger with that mental effort but NO, FUCK THAT, KEEP ANNE FROM AN OSCAR.
lol- I'm on board.
I loved how Amanda Seyfried looked at Anne. Anne was drapped all over her but she had a look on her face like "bitch please."
What the fuck is it with Jessica Chastain's hair?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:08am.
Is it me or did Amanda Seyfried have an "OMG get off me!" look when Anne Hathaway was hanging on her?
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I was about to say that. LOL
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:08am.
Is it me or did Amanda Seyfried have an "OMG get off me!" look when Anne Hathaway was hanging on her?
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yes lol like gritting her teeth and counting down from 10
Sally Field has to step up her Oscar game. Spielberg can make some phone calls, no?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:08am.
she most certainly did! i snickered when i saw that
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Thats What He Said on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:07am.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:02am.
Submitted by princesspoppy: "jennifer garner for shame calling out your husband's mistakes. He looked chastened."
I was going to say. That's disrespectful - and not because he's a man and deserves respect. It's a human thing. She probably thinks of him as one of her kids.
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She said that he asked her to say that.
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I thought she said that too.
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He did. He mouthed the names to her.