Beyonce And Jay-Z Spent $200,000 On Blue Ivy's First Birthday

Because sometimes burning hundred dollar bills in their platinum and moon rock fireplace gets boring, so Beyonce and Jay-Z find other ways to waste loads of cash. To celebrate the birth of the chosen one, Beyonce and Jay-Z spend $200,000 on gifts and a party that I'm sure Blue Ivy Carter will remember for the rest of her life (SPOILER ALERT: Her 1-year-old brain already forgot about it).

The Sun says that Bey-Z invited all of their friends and family to Blue Ivy's birthday party to show them how much she's grown in a year, but mostly to show off all their loads of fucking money! Jay-Z and Beyonce spent $95,000 on the finest pink and white roses even though Blue Ivy would've been happy with a blue carnation from the grocery store. Jay-Z and Beyonce also spent around $30,000 on princess costumes and jewelry for the child guests even though they would've been happy with a plastic bag full of 99 Cent Store candy and plastic whistles. The adult guests got concert tickets and gold pens with Blue Ivy's name engraved on them.

And for Blue Ivy's gift, Beyonce and Jay-Z gave her an $80,000 custom made Barbie that was covered in diamonds. Some source said this to The Sun about the birthday party that cost more than your student loans:

“Nothing’s been too big or expensive for their little princess. They wanted her first birthday to set the tone for the rest of her life. They work hard for their money and the first thing they want to spend it on is their baby girl. It’s hard to imagine how they can top this next year — or what her Sweet Sixteen will be like.”

This is some Rich Kids of Instagram shit. If Blue Ivy Carter is like every other kid (she isn't), then in a few months that $80,000 Barbie will have a butch lezz buzz cut, her body will be covered in tattoos made with markers, she'll only have one leg, she'll have dog bite marks on her face from being a dog chew toy and all those diamonds that once covered her will be at the bottom of Blue Ivy's stomach. Don't worry, BIC will poop out those diamonds along with the other diamonds and piece of gold she shits out on the regular.

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Submitted by WendyNerd on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:38pm.

At this point, they should just change her name to Hedonism Bot, because that's going to be how she ends up. But seriously, it's going to get to the point where she is so spoiled that she'll never be able to enjoy anything, because she already has everything.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

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Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:37am.

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Congrats for being so real.
I have hesitated even registering cause I just want to have fun here and not be around when people start to be ugly by calling new people Angela or troll.
My life is hard enough now and what time I have needs to be positive.
Thanks and good luck.
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The comment sections here can be frustrating, and if you don't have a thick skin, it may not be for you.

Also, it's Dog and her little buddy Cokey who are editing their posts.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:01pm.

No, you didn't and don't say you did. You went back and changed it and then Kiki changed her reply to you when she realized she'd also gotten it wrong. It wasn't Foxxy; it was Kiki. Don't even try to start that crap. YOU fucked up and people saw it.

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I am only replying to this because you are seriously paranoid and deluded.

I would go back and change the last name and yet leave the first name spelled incorrectly?????

I didn't change a thing and left the mis-spelled first name stand because it doesn't really matter. It didn't have anything to do with the point I was trying to make.

You are one mentally ill bitch.

Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:00pm.

Just to expand on my post, from Wkipedia:

"Riperton's daughter, Saturday Night Live actress Maya Rudolph, was a child when "Lovin' You" was recorded. According to the liner notes from Riperton's Petals compilation CD, the melody to "Lovin' You" was created as a distraction for Maya when she was a baby, so Riperton and Richard Rudolph could spend time together.[2] Near the end of the unedited "Lovin' You", Riperton sings "Maya, Maya, Maya"; in concert, near her death, she changed this to "Maya, Maya, Ringo, Maya." Ringo was her nickname for her son, Marc."

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Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:19pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:04pm.
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Maya is also cooler because her mother was Minnie Riperton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0pwJ5PMDg
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I think at the end of the song she sings "Maaayyyyyyyaaaaaa" or something, doesn't she?
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:04pm.
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Maya is also cooler because her mother was Minnie Riperton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0pwJ5PMDg
I like this song, don't judge me...
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I think at the end of the song she sings "Maaayyyyyyyaaaaaa" or something, doesn't she?

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 9:22am.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 10:11am.

Boredas - nobody's demanding that we send the police to shut the party down. People who throw these kinds of parties are crying out for criticism, come on. It's tacky, over-the-top, and ridiculous. Is that even debatable? As to the caterers and florists, am I supposed to be doing a slow clap because Jay-Z and Bey were magnanimous enough to pay them for their services?
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Wtf???? Where did I imply any of that?
I was taking issue with people who think Jay and Bey owe people/charities something, as nice and generous as it would be, TO A POINT, they don't owe charities shit and they don't owe complete strangers shit. If you won the lottery or inherited a large sum of money, or MADE a large sum of money, etc, would you think a stranger had a right to feel entitled to your money because they are struggling and you are rich so therefore you HAVE A RIGHT to help them out, even though you don't know their asses from Adam. Yea, if you felt the capacity to do so, that's ONE THING, but no one should feel entitled to a stranger or even family members belongings. FUCK THAT! They don't owe that shit to anyone. That was MY ISSUE, not people finding their bullshit party tacky, because I think it's tacky as well, I even fucking said that. Got damn, lady/sir, lay off the crack before you attempt to read someone's posts or atleast know the flavor of the kool-aid before you dip all up in it.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 8:41am.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 7:12am.
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That's the thing though. THEY DON'T HAVE TOO. And we all have our ideas how social status should be doled out, teachers are underpaid and actors and atheletes are overpaid, thats reality, but it's not your money, and doesn't make it okay for you to tell someone else how they should or could spend theirs, regardless of how wasteful it seems. Which I agree it is, however, your friend is your friend, their money is their money, just because they chose to donate money via their kid's birthday to charity, doesn't mean Beyonce and Jay-Z should. I don't even think I would go that far if I had a kid. I would allow them to actually have a birthday and have a good time without trying to play morality police, and I don't think it makes someone else greedy for allowing others to give their kid presents. If someone wants to give to charity, like I said good for them, but who How they chose to spend and conduct themselves is well within their right.
If you want these places to get donations because you feel they are so noble, why don't you donate to them? Regardless of how little or small. Don't make other people obligated for places YOU think deserve someones money. Don't push your personal agenda on to other people's bank account. You know who's money they deserve. YOURS. Because YOU think they are honorable. And if you do donate, great, but thats the only person you should be worried about donating...yourself.

OT: I don't get the white barbie either. Beyonce's not white, Jay-Z's not white, their kids is not white. People can try to make others sound racist for pointing that out all they want too, but IT IS blatantly clear Beyonce tries to use her supposed French/Native American( Neither of which claim her ass) roots to seem more interesting(it doesn't). There was a commerical, I believe it was a makeup commerical that got Beyonce a lot of flack because of how unnaturally pale she looked in it.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:42am.

Sadly, Beyonce & Jay-Z have created a brand that depends on them being blingy, tacky and over-the-top. It's like the Kardashians; their fans would stop following them if they woke up one day and decided to become modest, philanthropic non-famewhores. And how many of HoneyBooBoo's watchers would continue to tune in if MamaJune decided to eat healthily, teach Honey to speak English correctly and turned her back on the pageant circuit? Bey & Hova's followers dream of diamond-encrusted Barbies and engraved gold pens and would be disappointed if they did anything that wasn't totally over-the-top.

I fully agree that people should be allowed to do as they wish with their own money. However, I believe that we'd all be better off if social status came from how much we helped others vs how much useless shit we bought. I have a friend - not rich but comfortable enough - who asked that people give money to a local hospital instead of gifts for her daughter's first birthday party. Couldn't BIC's parents have done something similar?

And sure, this expensive birthday party put money into the pockets of a few florists, wait-staff etc. But let's say BIC's parents donated this sum to Planned Parenthood, The Nature Conservancy, Howard University, whatever, instead. That money would just as much have gone to support the economy by paying the wages of people who work in the education/ not-for-profit sectors, etc. while also doing some long-term good as well. It's not as though spending money on worthy charity stimulates the economy any less than spending it on tacky sh*t.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:15am.

Condi - I was thinking the same about the white Barbie! For that money they could have customised the complexion, surely.

Submitted by softness1 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:30am.

And honestly they are keeping it ghetto real. Go to any project in America. I bet u, u will see the most expensive sneakers, car rims, cars, sound system ever. Trust me I lived it. It's so label driven. U must wear the latest Jordan's and clothing. Their behavior is their way of keeping it real. To them. Lol

Submitted by softness1 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:26am.

It's their money, their daughter. Fuck it. It's a drop in the bucket for them. Together the are worth more than half a billion
. By comparison I know pple who make less than $50,000 a year who rent out nice event hall on the river and have it decorated, have clowns and shit, a petting zoo, Mickey mouse, face painting, a pont, a magician, catered food, a dj & a small bar for the parents. All for the 1st bday of rheir daughter.WTF!!! How can they afford this shit??!! Income tax refund & borrowing. Ok now that's ridiculous.. Fucking kid won't even remember that shit. For the 5th yr they flew down to Disney, stayed in a great resort etc. was broke the rest of the yr

So if Jay & Bey got it and isn't calling me to borrow money I don't give a fuck!!!

Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 2:07am.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:54am.

Why did they give her a WHITE Barbie covered in diamonds? Mattel makes Barbies in every color of the rainbow and I think they modeled one of their Fashion Model Barbies ON Beyonce! I don't get this.

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I don't back down to some bullying bitch that takes all the neighborhood dogs' pink lipsticks doggystyle in the alleyway. (So, to whoever called me a cumdumpster and advised me to GTFO since 'Dog is so well-liked' around here: suck on my sweet lil taint!)

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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:07am.

God if my super sweet 16 on MTV was still on I'd PAY for getting the chosen one on that show just to see her face when she doesn't get what she wanted.

Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:46am.

What are you saying Crazy? To be afraid? Why should one person bully people on a public website? Why hasn't she been sanctioned?

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Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 1:46am

if someone is afraid to comment simply because of what one person or any person might say to them? then it probably would be best for them to stay away from commenting

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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:41am.

Of course she'd get a WHITE Barbie for her daughter. (rolls eyes) There are members of existing European royal houses and Fortune 500 execs who aren't this extravagant.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 12:22am.

Careful, that dog bites.

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Who are you? I think I am love.

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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 10:10pm.

When Jay-Z takes a dump he has someone to throw a handful of diamonds on it and take a picture before they pull the handle.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 9:55pm.

I don't why many here are getting pissed off at them. Celebs are the WORST role models. They are too narcissistic to even realize that they act like complete tools. Don't envy, idolize or admire them in any way.

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