Hot Slut Of The Day!

Simon, the 6-month-old Labrador hero who dramatically rescued (not really) and saved the life of an 8-week-old foster puppy by teaching her how to go down the stairs. If it wasn't for Simon, Daisy the puppy would still be stuck up there and she'd be there forever. If Simon wasn't there, Daisy would never know what life is like at the bottom of the stairs. Everybody needs a Simon in their life. When guzzling gallons of the sweet nectar makes you forget how to work a flight of stairs, let Simon show you the way!

via Boing Boing (For Katherine & Mike)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by reshhia on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:56pm.

The winners carried their handicap into the race to level the playing best dissertation proposal field so that everyone has an opportunity to win.

Submitted by jellin76 on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:21am.

Somehow seeing this video makes me cringe even more about Beyonce and Jay-Z's disgustingly ridiculous 200k 1st Birthday party for their daughter...probably because Simon has a better understanding than those two on how to show love.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 8:35pm.

I love the fur babehs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cashew, you have my sympathies. I still miss my boy everyday. Just remember what a good life you gave your puppeh.
Thanks MK. Winter sucks and this helps.

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:46pm.

Awwwwww!! Has anyone watched the video of Hamlet the mini pig going down the stairs? It is soo adorable. And watch with the sound on because he snorts and oinks the the whole time.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7leMctSTMc

Submitted by JoRN on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 10:52am.

Love puppehs & doggies

Submitted by Spkheller on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 10:18am.

Thanks Michael K!

Submitted by CarrieOn on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 9:55am.

I've heard a lot worse dog names than Daisy and Simon

Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 9:23am.

Simon and Daisy. Worst dog names ever. But insanely cute.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 9:06am.

Friends help each other learn new things♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by D.R. on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:43am.

That is so cute. :)

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Submitted by chinchilla on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 7:00am.

Simon says "say Aw".
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...!

Submitted by CashewTime. on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 12:38am.

Thanks Carrie and Hockey Fan.

Submitted by Thamar on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 11:55pm.

Love!

Submitted by CarrieOn on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 11:30pm.

Very cute video. Sorry about your dog, Cashew....it sucks to lose one.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 11:28pm.

cuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 9:09pm.

Simon: You are old enough to lick your own ass and sniff mine. Get your ass-sniffing ass down these stairs!!!

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Submitted by suckitpigs on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 9:07pm.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! PUPPY OVERLOAD OF CUTENESS....my black decrepit heart had its first beat in 50million years. Must stab it back to death.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:52pm.

Cashew, I'm sorry to hear about your dog. *sniff*

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:48pm.

OMG. That was precious.

Submitted by flawsmosis on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:42pm.

That is sooooo kewwwwt

Submitted by Zonko on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:24pm.

Even BETTER than this cute video was Michael K's summary !

Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 8:24pm.

I remember when our golden learned to go up the stairs., she went up and down, up and down to show our Mom. She was so proud! We had to say bye to her yesterday, but this video brought a smile :).

Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 7:40pm.

Sweetness is da puppeh!!!! I ended up watching every single puppy going down stairs vid they had! Ihave Cuteness Overload calendars....a freaking dorable!

Submitted by the original be... on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 7:38pm.

I've used up my daily quotient of "AWWWW"s on this! Such a sweet, sad little puppeh. "Iz can'tz go downz the stairz..." And in comes Simon, older puppeh extraordinaire! "I'll help you!" (And my goodness, if he's only 6 months old, can you imagine what a beast he'll be fully grown?!)

Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:44pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 7:25pm.

Nah, I just didn't want to steal someone else's thunder.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:13pm.

AAAAHHHHHHH!!! FREAKING CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!

Love love love doggehs!!!!! <3

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Submitted by Girl about town on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:59pm.

Oh Michael I knew you would post this! I saw this on The Daily Mail and thought it would make a great HSOTD! And here they are! I want to cuddle with them so BAD!!!!!

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:55pm.

EEEE!!!!! *Dead from cuteness*

BTW, I saw 'Zero Dark Thirty' and it was excellent. Don't listen to the manufactured torture controversy. It showed torture but it was absolutely not glorified. Hands-down the best movie I saw this year and it's a damn shame it won't win best picture.

"(I'm not the "Mike" who sent this in, btw)"

There would be no shame in your game if you had. The video is very sweet.
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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:45pm.

I've noticed in recent times, months (?) MK is posting Birthdays, a HSOTD and maybe one other post. Seems like he's saying to us, that after all these years, he'd like to take Saturdays off.

Have a great weekend all, climbing back under my blankets with the tv remote and my laptop.

Submitted by MeowMeow on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:42pm.

I could die.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:36pm.

OH MY PUPPY!

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:31pm.

Foxxy, eeeeehhhhhhhhh! I didn't need the mental pic!!!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:29pm.

lmfao @ dog!

/re: the long silence -- passes MK a bottle of pedialyte for the hangover, and a tushie pillow for the...well, you know

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:21pm.

That is too cute.

Getting a late start today, aren't we, MK? Hope everything is all right.

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Submitted by Misty on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:03pm.

Aww! I can't help but cheer along when I watch these types of videos.

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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:03pm.

Two posts all day? Jeez, what's going on?

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:02pm.

Puppehs!

I took a video of sime nutball woman screaming her head off in Fairway this afternoon. And on the sidewalk, which was like watching Moses part the Red Sea. People scattered like cucarachas. Don't you miss that about NYC, darling MK?

Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:01pm.

Yeah! Give that dog a teacher's licence.

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Submitted by mikidais on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 5:01pm.

Simon is such an angel. Daisy is precious, too.

Dogs are the greatest gifts on Earth.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:56pm.

TEam Simon... Yes MK..... You're right... Everyone deserves a Simon in their lives. :)

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:51pm.

To see the little tail wagging, and Simon helping out little whimpering Daisy, omg, love it! ♡♡♡

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Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:13pm.
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I know I usually do that as well, but sometimes I forget, like this time. And sometimes it's "important" to keep the sound on because of what happens, but there are these people screaming "Shit! Did you see that?! What the fuck! Did you see that? Oh Shit! Oh Shiiiitttt. Did you see that? Holy shit!" though they're most likely alone while filming. And in the end it's marked with "WARNING: Explicit language!" or these stupid beeps I hate so much and then you have : BEEP! Did you see that? What the BEEP! Did you see that? Oh BEEP! Oh BEEEEEEEEEEP. Did you see that? Holy BEEP!"

Submitted by BabyJane on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:47pm.

Awww. Adorwable.

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Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:43pm.

Hey Tomahawk, just do what I did and mute the video while listening to Soundgarden. Or whichever various Mike Patton form of music you so choose

Change is coming through my Shadow

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:43pm.

Awwwww...
Sweet little plump puppeh!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:42pm.

This brings back so many memories.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:42pm.

well, that's a relief.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:42pm.

Ancient dog-whisperer's trick: Put food at the bottom.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:39pm.

People should upload their videos without talking in them. All this screaming when a Lambo has a minor crash and all this "supercute" talking is annoying like hell.

Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:39pm.

Aww...

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