Friday, January 11th 2013
I'll Have What She's Having (The Wine, I Have The Wine)
And here's the "self-potato" of 2013.
Mensa is still scouting Wheel of Fortune tapings for future members, because nothing attracts geniuses like Wheel of Fortune does. But in all fairness to my spirit animal Natasha Holly, I would've said "I Have The Wine" too, because I'll always have the wine. And I really hope "I Have The Wine" becomes a movie starring Joaquin Phoenix.
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And now I need to pull out my eyeballs with pliers and soak them in some http://bestdissertation.com/ , because that dreadful ass mug shot has dried me out. It looks like he's been rimming a pile of ashes. Bitch should be kept in jail for that alone.
Hilarious! She's dumb as shit. I love it!
Love,
Mabel
I am a huge Johnny cash fan, and I didn't get it. All the business about wine threw me, I kept trying to think of a JC song about wine.
Had to scroll down a bit. Feeling stupid now.
I found the self potato one funnier but that's because I only know a couple of Johnny Cash songs. Not being a native English speaker and all. but "I have the wine" sounds like something Kim Zolciak would sing.
Sounds like a valid answer to me.
A heartfelt 'Hi!' to all still out and about.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Because you're mine...I have the wine.
Honestly, that sounds like a better premise for a song. I'm a selfish drinker, I've definitely stolen a boyfriend's alcoholic beverage out of entitlement.
"I Have The Wine" - HAHAHAHAHA
In all fairness, I'd need one more letter...
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Hahahahaha. I just keep watching it and laughing. Classic! I am having wine right now. So glad I stopped by!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:10pm.
Well it took me like 2 minutes for "I Walk The Line" to pop into my head so I can't hate on her too much.
Ignorance of country music is one of the few ignorances about which one should feel no shame.
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Ha! Ditto, good to know!
I would have guessed "I Talk The Gine By Johnny Gash." DLISTED DID THIS TO ME!!!
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Come on, how can you not know that one? Lol
"Because you're mine, I'll have the wine". Wtf!? Lol
"I bit in to a chcken wing on fire"
at first all I heard was "Jason" snickering, and thought "what a fuck!" ...then I replayed it... yeah, you are stupid.
*snicker*
Lmao...I didn't get this until you guys explained it below. I would have guessed the same thing. Hahaha
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No, no and no to people saying only country music fans would get this! This is a classic song. Sorry to get loud, but c'mon -- it's Johnny Cash!
Dear Christ above, this is amazing. And yes, exactly where my mind (aka wine processor) would go.
. wrong thread.
excuses.
(I was wondering where my comment had gone to in another thread and decided I had not posted it in the end).
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:56pm.
DAMN YOU IV AND THE WIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!
I've been Wiggle free for 5 years and have forgotten those songs until now!!!!
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Sorry. It's the first thing that popped into my head. We had the Wiggles here for too long a time and I just hated them. More than Teletubbies even.
ohmygerd so humourous DERP
well honey....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS4BkkMRGsY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:10pm.
Well it took me like 2 minutes for "I Walk The Line" to pop into my head so I can't hate on her too much.
Ignorance of country music is one of the few ignorances about which one should feel no shame.
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good to know.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
team meh not funny.
I'd have said from looking at it I take the line by johnny cash.
but even that doesn't make sense.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
bwahahhaha... I've just started on my 3d bottles of wines and I was likes, WHATS!!!?++ Givess hersss freeess!!
or somethings...
Not sure what it's supposeds to bee but like, whatever she said made sense *goes to get more winw*
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:10pm.
Well it took me like 2 minutes for "I Walk The Line" to pop into my head so I can't hate on her too much.
Ignorance of country music is one of the few ignorances about which one should feel no shame.
Submitted by sugarmyst on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:01pm.
Oh. Who the hell would know that, 'cept a country music fan????
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Um, I never listen to country music. But Johnny Cash is a music icon and it's his signature song. I don't like The Stones or Springsteen either, but I could name their songs.
Well it took me like 2 minutes for "I Walk The Line" to pop into my head so I can't hate on her too much.
Oh. Who the hell would know that, 'cept a country music fan????
DERP! To both tards. LOLOL
Night horz!
DAMN YOU IV AND THE WIGGLES!!!!!!!!!!
I've been Wiggle free for 5 years and have forgotten those songs until now!!!!
Submitted by sugarmyst on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:55pm.
I don't get it...What's it supposed to be?
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I Walk The Line By Johnny Cash
Possibly not a classic country fan...
I don't get it...What's it supposed to be?
Meh, not reall that funny.
That self potato thing is FUNNY! Hahahaha. I'm pretty smart for a blonde but I could imagine this shit would be hard to do. All the cameras and knowing your on national TV. I would totally pull a self potato.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Derp.
Although it did take me a minute to remember the correct answer...
Self potato reminds me of that Wiggles song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg
SELF-POTATO, POTATO, POTATO!!!!!!!
I saw this last night! And the guy NEXT to her missed it, too. And on the next puzzle the same guy, after "T" was all over the puzzle says "T! ..... I mean H !"
Omg I've never seen that self potato thing! I'm dying laughing! That made my day.
hahahahahaha