Henry Cavill And Gina Carano Are Doing It
It's been about eight months since Henry Cavill broke up with his drunk-driving, horse-abusing (allegedly!) fiancee and sadly during that eight months he didn't rebound into your bed. He rebounded into Gina Carano's bed instead. Henry and Gina officially came out as a couple at last night's Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, CA and he also officially came out as a user of Sun-In, because THAT HAIR.
Gina, who was nominated for Best Actress in an Action Movie for Haywire, and Henry have been bumping hard nips since September. That's what E! says anyway. There's a rumor that they first met on the set of the Man of Steel, because Gina shot a cameo as a Wonder Woman. I'll wait to raise my "PIMP MAMA KRIS WAS ROBBED" picket sign until this news is confirmed as true.
Henry and Gina make sense to me, because he supposedly got it on with Jillian Michaels back in the day, so he obviously loves a woman who can crack his hip bones with her thigh muscles of solid steel while riding him. And no to Gina's fug dress, but yes to the "Superman Is doing the Superman on me. Jealous?" face she's making.
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I thought Jillian liked taco and not sausage.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Saix on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:32pm.
I thought he was gay. Or am I mistaking his ass with every other guy in H-wood that looks like him?
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Are you thinking of Matt Bomer?
More importantly, I'm mesmerized by the "Squatty Potty" ad to the right here...
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I thought he was gay. Or am I mistaking his ass with every other guy in H-wood that looks like him?
Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:26pm.
What a lovely shade of perrywinkle. I bet she has hairy nipples... and a crater of thick ass hair.
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So she's your type then Jack?
LOLOLOLOL!!
I was thinking the same thing. He likes his ladies with hairy nipples and he gnaws on 'em too!
(sorry, Jacko!)
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Dark-sided!
He was "boning" Jillian Michaels? Ok that confirms what I thought about him
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:26pm.
What a lovely shade of perrywinkle. I bet she has hairy nipples... and a crater of thick ass hair.
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So she's your type then Jack?
not really sure who these people are but I LOVE ME SOME JILLIAN!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
What a lovely shade of perrywinkle. I bet she has hairy nipples... and a crater of thick ass hair.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
He was a hot bitch on the Tudors. What's this about his fiancee abusing a horse....who does she think she is, Catherine the Great? I'm available if he needs, ahem, consolation.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I'll join the "WHO DIS" chorus. Who? Who? Hoody-hoo?
Love the wording "Henry and Gina officially came out as a couple".
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:58pm.
who? + who?
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I PROMISE you I spoke the exact same words.
Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:13pm.
I like that she is meaty.
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Cosign!
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I third that. But she needs a better bra, pick up those tatas and show 'em off.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
really, sucky, lay off the foundation.
enough that he looks more like a modern Ken doll than superman.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
They look like they have hot sex.
Also, I hate to admit it, but the Superman trailer looks epic.
Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:10pm.
They're doing it? Doing what, Bearding?
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Oh NOOO, say it ain't so - he's not The Gay, is he?
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I don't know these two from a hole in the wall (hee), but I sure get that vibe. And he was dating Jillian Michaels? Isn't she a in a committed lesbian relationship?
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:02pm.
ba-buttons would. Sex is awesome when there is a threat your partner might choke your ass out.
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Wow. Inneresting. :P
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It's true. I even have to to my free hand down when I'm masturbating.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Christopher Reeves. And he did have that offhanded hair gelled curl in the middle of his forehead. But he was manly:
http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=christopher+reeves+superman&hl=en&sa=X&tbo...
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Hes usually hot, but that hair is making him look like a vegas Donny Osmond impersonator. No, sir :-/___________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:13pm.
I like that she is meaty.
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Cosign!
They both look...not like themselves. This needs a Why are You Doing This to Us tag, or better yet a Why are You Doing This to Yourself tag.
I just looked up her age and bish is supposed to be 30!! Dayum. She looks old enough to be his mom.
they look like a 1980s prom couple.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
She looks like a hybrid of Catherine Zeta Jones & Rachael Ray. I love the color of that dress, though it should be shorter. His hair is ridiculous.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Certainly a more attractive Brit than that ragamuffin in the knit cap Harry whatever.
I like that she is meaty.
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:10pm.
They're doing it? Doing what, Bearding?
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Oh NOOO, say it ain't so - he's not The Gay, is he?
Ordinarily I think he's super hot, but something's different. The hair? Or just the fat version of JWoww sucking his hotness away?
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:10pm.
Seth McFarlane looks great in blue!
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AHAHAHA!!! She totally does look like him in drag!
the superman I remember had sleeked side combed black hair and was HOT.
dean cain was it?
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
She looks like a squinty eyed but voluptuous Melissa Gilbert.
That dress and hair...huge fail. She makes Henry look less hot in my opinion.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
They're doing it? Doing what, Bearding?
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Seth McFarlane looks great in blue!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:58pm.
who? + who?
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He's the new Superman. I see he kept the hairstyle.
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ouch.superman's gone douche from my childhood days.
they do make a good hair styling duo. they look like an 80's couple.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
She looks like she has a giant penis-looking clit like Chyna.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:02pm.
ba-buttons would. Sex is awesome when there is a threat your partner might choke your ass out.
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Wow. Inneresting. :P
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Lucy bitch!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 2:02pm.
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Henry Cavill played Charles Brandon in "The Tudors". Totally stole the whole show.
That hair is awful on Henry.
Agree on both points!
She kinda looks like Shania Twain with a better nose.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:58pm.
who? + who?
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Henry Cavill played Charles Brandon in "The Tudors". Totally stole the whole show.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
he looks different than he did in The Tudors. But still hot.
I think she's an MMA fighter who made some shitty action-adventure movie a year or so ago.
ba-buttons would. Sex is awesome when there is a threat your partner might choke your ass out.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
nice hair dyke face, could you put some more makeup on please? I can still see the top layer of your skin.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
No idea who they are, but okay.
It's Friday beetches!
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:58pm.
who? + who?
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He's the new Superman. I see he kept the hairstyle.
She is a full figured gal!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
who? + who?
i'm not googling any of this shit.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.