Don't Ever Forget The "E" In Anne Hathaway's Name
While accepting the award for Best Singing While Ugly Crying in a Movie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night, Anne Hathaway (or as my mom calls her, "Anne Haddaway," which always makes me think of this) let a trick know that she's not happy that they spelled her name wrong. In the nominees video package that played before Eddie Redmayne announced that she won, Anne's name was spelled as "Ann." Ann grabbed the trophy and set a bitch right:
"This is a bittersweet moment for me because I have this award, but you spelled my name wrong. It is with an "e." It's probably in bad taste for me to point that out here, but um... I'm sorry I don't mean to be gauche."
You might think that AnnE was just joking, but AnnE wasn't joking. As soon as she left the Critics' Choice Awards, she found herself a voodoo witch to cast a black magic spell on the not-knowing dumb whore who screwed her name up. They will never forget the "e" ever again. Every time they sit on the toilet to do a #2, they're going to shit out e-shaped poops. Every time they spit, they're going to spit up e-shaped saliva drops. Every time they pour Cheerios into their cereal bowl, they're going to pour out e-shaped CheeriEs. Every time they turn on the TV, the only channel that will come up will be E! Every time their weed man shows up for a delivery, he'll open up his bag and say, "Sorry, the only thing I've got right now is E." They'll never escape the "e."
And on a different note, I finally saw Les Misercryingandsinging. The little boy who played Gavroche should be getting all of the awards instead of Ann "Don't Forget The E, Bitch" Hathaway. He did the best impersonation of Kingston Rossdale I've ever seen.
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It'll be funny when QuvenzhanE Wallis wins the best actress Oscar and they spell her name right.
As for best supporting actress, I think it's going to go to Sally Field.
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CSG, there's a plethora of words we can leave the last vowel off of.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:10pm.
Dear Ann:
Leaving the "E" off the word asshole doesn't change anything and neither does leaving it off your name. You're still an asshol.
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Ahahahahahahahahaha - best, best response! (Or should I say "respons"?).
Awesome doggie!
This needs the "It's Not Easy Being a Cunt" tag.
mentioning that on air IS gauche so she's continuing on with her world tour of gauchery
Dear Ann:
Leaving the "E" off the word asshole doesn't change anything and neither does leaving it off your name. You're still an asshol.
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Submitted by Miss Jane Texas: If you take the last letter off my name is becomes a boy name. I get it annoyed when people do it :)
Texa?
I hate when people with odd spellings complain when you spell their name wrong. Like if your name is Amy, the first spelling that comes to mind is NOT Aimee. Go eff yourself. It's your mother's fault, don't take it out on me.
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Well we're very sorry, ANN of Green Gables. I'm TERRIBLY sorry that your Critics Choice nomination didn't spell your precious name right.
I get my name misspelled all the time. Big fuckin deal.
I think what chafes is that she sounds so very very offended. It comes across as bratty and spoiled. If she had laughed it off by saying something like, "I looked around for A-N-N Hathaway, then realized it was ME!" it wouldn't be so annoying.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 3:48pm.
I really love her hair like this.
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ME. TOO. I generally find her deeply unattractive but her hair is great in this incarnation. She should leave it like this awhile... and leave us alone for a few decades.
Yes, they should have made the effort to spell her name correctly but SHE ought to have made the effort to address it at the right time - making it into a goofy story for some future interview or calling up the administrative staff and asking them to correct it. Instead, she comes across as a foot-stomping, entitled little brat.
I'm totally with Anne on this! I too spell my "Anne" with an "e" and can't get if for nothing! It pisses me the hell off too. I got an uncle with a bitch of a girlfriend who for spite spells my name without the "e" for YEARS! They've been together for 20 years! She knows I have an "e," but she is a cunt.
I'm not a Hathaway fan by any means, but she probably gets sick of it like I do.
My name is Chavonn. Pronounced Sha-vonn or Siobhan.
Ive been dealing with misspelling amd mispronounciation my whole life. No matter how many times I explained it was spelled wrong, all through high school I was called Charonn by my teachers. Its in the yearbook too. I could care less, like when im at a restaurant or something and they write it down. As long as they say it right. But when it comes to my, check, drivers license, or my debit card (which was wrong 3 times even though i spelled it out directly to my bank manager to her face) they better get that ish right!
We're all very sorry about this incident, Casey...
...IT'S CARRIE!!!
I don't mean to be gauche? Who the hell talks like that? I Dreamed a Dream that Sally Field's name will be in that Oscar envelope next month. I don't mean to be gauche that that performance is better.
In my experience, people who are fussy about their names are all-around pains-in-the-ass. Unbelievably rude for her to point it out.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 4:11pm.
Next time give it to Sally Field.
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You mean Saly? ;)
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I have been been an Ann(hehe) apologist until this moment. CUNT MOVE. she probably got someone fired and in turn came across like the most self important both in Crazywood, and that's saying everything.
Years ago, Johnny Carson introduced "Marge" Helgenberger. She came out, shook his hand, sat down, then said, "It's pronounced Marg,". Another time he got Park Overall's name backwards and introduced her as "Overall Park" but she didn't correct him.
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She's a cunte.
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Ann and Anne are pronounced very differently in my country. The E is like in "red"
For heaven's sake, the name on the trophy was not misspelled! It was the video!
People screw up my last name and my maiden name all of the time. Not a big deal. The only time recently that I've corrected anyone is because I'm on the board of directors and listed in the monthly newsletter. I just sent a quick email to the editor. My husband and I actually thought that it was pretty funny, Just recently I was listed in my college department's newsletter. No biggie and not worth correcting. Maiden name is kind of tricky but current last name is pretty easy. And I sure as HELL would not say something while winning an award.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:20pm.
Actually no!! Mom only picked out girl names...I am named after an older family member ;) It's just a coincidence that you take off that last letter and it's a boys name.
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Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:42pm.
how funny. my friend "ann" is very touchy about adding "an unnecessary" e to her name.
I much prefer Ann to Anne. The latter seems too fixy and, well, striving.
Also, if you're at a very high level of fame and your name is spelled wrong on something everyone else in the room should know the person who screwed it up made a mistake, no need to point it out. If you need to make a public correction to make sure everyone knows the right spelling then you're not that big of a star.
Incidentally my name is constantly mispronounced, it's a variation of a common name (one letter different). Unless I'm going to know the person for a long time then there's no point in correcting them, who cares.
Does someone hate Anne Hathaway and is now on a campaign to make her look like a bitch by releasing stories or are all these stories out there because she really is a bitch? Because honestly, the more I read about the things that come out of her mouth the more I dislike her. And most of the things are direct quotes from her, not hearsay, so I'm guessing she's just a bitch. I mean, no one put her on blast for her comments regarding being photographed commando--she put that out there herself.
The name was misspelled in the video, not on the trophy. She is an idiot.
Oh, puhlease. This bitch is an overpaid actress. She is JUST an actress. It is not like she is a neurosurgeon repairing the brain of a dying child. If THAT person was getting an award, I would say "SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY, DAMMIT!". However, she will probably get a lot of these. STFU and relax. It's ONE award. SHUDDIT.
I am starting to tire of this brat. First the "starving for my Oscar thing", and now this. She should have made the damn speech, and then told someone backstage to re-engrave it. They CAN fix it. Not a big deal. Dayum.
Submitted by trillian on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 4:55pm.
I get it. People are always misspelling my name (ChristinA not Christine). After more than 30 years it does grate on your nerves. Plus it's really sloppy to misspell a well-known celebrity name on an award. Serves them right to be corrected.
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I am on the flip side, a Christine who gets tired of being called Christina. I actually had a teacher in high school who, in front of my entire class, called me Christina, and when I corrected her, she replied with "oh, it's the same thing." Actually no, they're not the same name and they're not interchangeable. However correcting a person face to face is different from being a stupid twat on stage in front of a lot of people like AnnE.
how funny. my friend "ann" is very touchy about adding "an unnecessary" e to her name.
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Look, no one is saying they shouldn't fix the mistake but for her to get on stage and the first thing that pops out of her mouth is how the experience is "bittersweet" is pretty fucking pretentious.
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:09pm.
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Again, people call me Helen all the time and it's not a big deal to me. Yeah, it's important to some extent but there are bigger problems in the world. JMHO.
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I always though Siobhan was "Show-bhan!" Whoops.
I know an Eoin "Owen"
I know an Eilis "A-lish"
And. Saoirse "Seer-sha"
I know a lot of Irish!
"This world is a whore."
I had to look up the word " gauche" and instantly realized YUP that's her to a t!
Silly bish , just accept the award and point it out later, you embarrassed yourself!
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Irish - I meant, when I tell someone my name I guess I say it too fast, or I mumble or I don't know, I guess they hear Martha.
I agree that it was a stupid mistake.
But to call it out immediately upon taking the award was utter rudeness and stupidity. And arrogance.
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I read somewhere a couple of year ago that she is a total diva - guess it's true.
It's Dumbassery to spell it wrong, but I doubt anyone else would have been so *gauche* about it. I doubt anyone - Julienne Moore, Ann-Margaret, John Voight, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Janine Garafolo, or even Tara Reed and Lindsey Lohan - would do more than laugh it off. No one has any fucking grace these days.
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:13pm.
She won an award for singing? Christ. Ann better pull her head out of her ass and quit acting like a little bitch.
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Not to ruffle any feathers but I felt the same way about Jennifer Hudson's win. Singing and overacting. I thought the two actresses from Babel were far more deserving.
MJT - LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor baby. I've always thought your name was so pretty and different. But now you tell me it's because your parents thought you had a penis and just stuck an a at the end of your name.
LOLOLOLOLOLO.
So pretty.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose: "...Call me stupid but the spelling on that is fucking moronic for modern times. Who is supposed to know that's how it's pronounced based on that spelling?"
Those Gaelic/Celtic names befuddled me. I used to deal with the lovely folks from Bank of Ireland when I was working. Some of the names:
Padraig (Porrig)
Grainne (Grenya)
Ainne (Enya)
Aisling (Ashling)
Niamh (Nev)
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Padraig (Paw-drig or Paw-rig)
Grainne (Graw-neah)
Aisling (Ashling - correct!)
Niamh (Nee-uv or Neeve - it's said both ways)
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I have the easiest most fucking common name on the GD planet and people fuck it up all the time and confuse it calling me Martha.
How you confuse my name with Martha baffles the fuck out of me.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas: "If you take the last letter off my name is becomes a boy name. I get it annoyed when people do it :)"
Roberta?
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Ay! Now you have me thinking too!
Paula?
Simone?
Michaela?
Justine?
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:09pm.
Sorry, but Team Anne. How the fuck hard is to spell a GD award recipient's name correctly?! Inexcusable dumbassery.
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I agree! I don't think it's outrageous to expect your name to be spelled correctly on a fucking award!
Can we please stop talking about this ugly bitch? Wah, wah, wah. I am so over her whining. I need more cray-cray MeAnn and Ediot stories!
She won an award for singing? Christ. Ann better pull her head out of her ass and quit acting like a little bitch.
Bitch must be REALLY Hongray!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.