Don't Ever Forget The "E" In Anne Hathaway's Name
While accepting the award for Best Singing While Ugly Crying in a Movie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night, Anne Hathaway (or as my mom calls her, "Anne Haddaway," which always makes me think of this) let a trick know that she's not happy that they spelled her name wrong. In the nominees video package that played before Eddie Redmayne announced that she won, Anne's name was spelled as "Ann." Ann grabbed the trophy and set a bitch right:
"This is a bittersweet moment for me because I have this award, but you spelled my name wrong. It is with an "e." It's probably in bad taste for me to point that out here, but um... I'm sorry I don't mean to be gauche."
You might think that AnnE was just joking, but AnnE wasn't joking. As soon as she left the Critics' Choice Awards, she found herself a voodoo witch to cast a black magic spell on the not-knowing dumb whore who screwed her name up. They will never forget the "e" ever again. Every time they sit on the toilet to do a #2, they're going to shit out e-shaped poops. Every time they spit, they're going to spit up e-shaped saliva drops. Every time they pour Cheerios into their cereal bowl, they're going to pour out e-shaped CheeriEs. Every time they turn on the TV, the only channel that will come up will be E! Every time their weed man shows up for a delivery, he'll open up his bag and say, "Sorry, the only thing I've got right now is E." They'll never escape the "e."
And on a different note, I finally saw Les Misercryingandsinging. The little boy who played Gavroche should be getting all of the awards instead of Ann "Don't Forget The E, Bitch" Hathaway. He did the best impersonation of Kingston Rossdale I've ever seen.
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THIS TRICK. My name is Sara which ALWAYYYYYYS gets the 'h' added on,even though that is not how I spell it. Even when it's like a comment in a Facebook post in which my name is RIGHT THERE to see...you learn to get over it and not be a brat about it.
That def was a dumb trick move. Spell that hoes name right on her fn critics choice award. Damn how hard is that job?! Id make a hella scene accepting that shit!
I'm going to defend Anne here. My name is also 4 letters and it is one of the easiest names ever to spell. If someone spelt my name wrong at an event like this, I would be pissed. You are supposed to say the first thing that comes to your mind after winning an award. That was bothering her. So be it.
PS. The only reason actors seem smart is because most of the time they are saying what somebody wrote for them. They are generally pretty stupid.
Now its a bittersweet moment because she made an ass of herself. Good breeding means taking action to avoid embarrassing others--like an incompetent who spells her name wrong. She is just another hollywood dolt.
Thanks for noticing. This tush represents the sort of thing I like. No more art of the outre. I don't know who, but I think she was taken from a photo montage here some time ago. Just took me a while to get around to putting it up.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:42pm.
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Who are the buns in the avie? lol Much better than the serving of cottage cheese, saggy ass or toothpick thin, P.T. then again, those were funny too. ;p
Having the e routinely dropped from my middle name and "berly" constantly dropped from my first name makes me sympathetic.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 2:43pm.
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Who are the buns in the avie? lol Much better than the serving of cottage cheese, saggy ass or toothpick thin, P.T. then again, those were funny too. ;p
I agree with everyone saying the organizers should have spelled AnnE's name right but hey, incompetence happens... *shrugs*
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The name was misspelled in the video, not on the trophy. She is an idiot.
This. 99.9% of anyone watching didn't even pay attention to her name in the fucking video. And if this is like the Oscars, they don't give you an engraved statue - they add your name later. If that really made her moment "bittersweet," she has bigger fucking problems than just being a pretentious phony bitch.
Martin Short had enough class to keep his mouth shut when another phony bitch, Kathie Lee Gifford, asked him how his dead wife was doing on national TV, and he was gracious when asked about it later, but Anne with an E had to make sure we all know her "moment" was marred.
everyone is clowning her so hard for this on tv in the u.k. too! she is so annoying and has no clue everyone cant stand her.
VOB-the expression is so appropriate in reference to rat-faced AnnE.
@Gobbler... LMAO...
AnnE Did forget her knickers when she took her rat out.. : caused a coffee through the nostril moment.
Ahahahaha I died when I read this comment about AnnE on another site:
"Big deal they forgot to put an e on you name, you forgot to put your knickers on the other day and got your rat out."
"Got your rat out"????????
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Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 2:33pm.
amen. and make that trollS
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 7:20am.
only because you said no one would respond, here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
lmao @ "bitch principal" and "dumbass substitute"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
PS Daaaaaang all you people giving out your real names are BRAVE. You know the resident troll is saving all that info for her next attack.
I'm sure she regrets her impulsive expression of irritation. I will generously make myself available to her to deliver a vigorous rogering which will help get her mind off things.
Yeah, she shoulda' kept a british stiff upper lip, but she did just get done immersing herself in french culture.... :0
At least she didn't have a short drunken man grab it away from her as has happened to others...
I have some irritation over those who correct me for using the slang version of their name: "Hi Andy!" "I'm ANDREW." Where I grew up you had to take the name the neighborhood kids gave you, and be glad if it didn't contain a vulgarity.
Of course, there's no excuse for the illiterate morons who put the show together to spell it wrong.
I hear ya, Skycaptaineddie. Bitch has zero to complain about. "Christ on iceskates" -love it!
My dad named me a goofy name that people can't pronounce let alone spell-get over it horseface. I don't but her sweet girl act either.
That being said, Go Sally! I hope she wins & AnnE does a Faith Hill on live tv!!! Bwahaha!!
GOd, what an idiot. I bet she loses the Oscar over that.
She obviously thinks a lot of herself. Maybe that's warranted - I don't really see why people can't be proud of themselves and their abilities, but then she just needs to own it and stop putting on the flutterly eye lash, 'gee, ....me??' shit. Maybe then she'll stop having gaffes like this and start developing a genuine sense of humour about the whole thing.
Hahah at least she makes me laugh!
Keep bringing the crazy, annE!
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People screw up the spelling of my name all the time; even my dad does once in a while. But I wouldn't correct people unless my name is being taken down for legal purposes. Otherwise I don't give a shit. And she shouldn't give a shit either.
From Joan Rivers on the Fashion Police "It's so busy you know? It's like Anne Hathaway at a back patting contest." HA!
Another Joan zinger about Hathaway (wearing an awful plaid fringed coat -wtf, Michael Kors?) 'This look is so matchy-matchy; the horse blanket matches the horse teeth.'
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I'm so fucking late on this post, but no one is gonna respond to me anyways...I think I have everybody, except Finnish people, beat on the most effed up name spelling. My middle name is Berneé, a fake ass French name that my grandmother made up and my mother *lovingly* passed it down to me. My first and last name initial begin with K. So my initials are KBK, if my mother had a sense of humor, it should've been KKK just for the sheer irony. My first name is Kortni, which my own father constantly fucks up. "Kortini, Koatni, Kornee, Kornti, one bitch principle called me Kortana and one dumbass substitute called me Kaitlynn. Ugh.
OMG, I hate this bitch more every day - I really am not saying this to bang my own drum, but I just got home (it's almost 2 a.m.) from handing out coats and sleeping bags and sandwiches to homeless kids over in Berkeley/People's Park, right? And the day was spent at the dr. with my own personal stuff with my kid's neurological needs, some of your regulars know that my boy has a neurological disease and never has one bad word to say....ok, so this BITCH, this PRETENTIOUS FUCKING BITCH WANTS US TO REMEMBER THE FUCKING E????? OMFG! Yeah, I'll remember it when she's graded Zee, Zee, Zee in a few years talking about her obviously gay boyfriend/husband/whatever he is/OMG, is this really what we're coming to, admiring pieces of shit like this? =( Hopefully if she gets the damned Oscar she'll trip and gut herself with it. Christ on iceskates -
Oh tell me she di'int...
"Best Singing While Ugly Crying in a Movie" -- ha ha ha
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Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 2:09am.
For whatever reason, she seems to think a lot of her fug, untalented, self. I thought her name was spelled Ann-oying.
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This is so "Simpsons" I love it.
Also, I want to be the head of the SAG, thank you, Foxxy!
Who does this bitch think she is? Anne of Green Gables?
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 1:45am.
TR... This would be wasp speak for you're fired
lmfao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
For whatever reason, she seems to think a lot of her fug, untalented, self. I thought her name was spelled Ann-oying.
Words cannot convey how much I hate this "woman's C-word." Who in HELL would bitch, OUT LOUD and AT THE PODIUM, about how her name was spelled wrong on an award?
Can anyone now doubt that she's a smug, full-of-herself asshat?
Submitted by Sugartits on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 12:44am.
Unfortunately she was realizing as she was speaking that she shouldn't be saying what she was saying when she was saying it because it was tacky and "gauche" but by then it was too late.
Whether she likes it or not, this is how she'll be remembered.
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Ooh, you're right, she probably wanted to save face by acting all cutesy and stuff. And considering how insufferable she has become, I hope this is all anyone remembers of her after the awards season.
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TR... This would be wasp speak for you're fired
@ Kiki... Didn't see your response. I had lovely Scottish maiden name.. Which one could pronounce.. I married into a German Prussian name I can't escape? LOL. anyway.. At Holiday.. The mispronunciations become quite creative. I smile and nod.. And breathe idiot under my breath. :)
Hi TR! Thought she was kidding too, but I had to find an excuse to use gauche in Spanish! Lol
I was watching last night and when it happened, I was going to come in here to mention it. Then I just figured I would wait to see if it would get a mention here.
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from the way you all were talking, i thought she threw a hissy fit. or was that giggly, "gosh golly darn heck!" performance just WASP speak for "i'll kick somebody's ass over this"? because she seemed to be joking about it to me.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 10:19pm.
It'll be funny when QuvenzhanE Wallis wins the best actress Oscar and they spell her name right.
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I can't even say her name. Poor kid.
"Kiki... You are a hero..."
Veryoldbat - Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE. HA!
I should also add, I have an equally common, but old-fashioned first name that every barrista, short-ordered cook, etc. has misspelled. I don't exactly pull a Teresa Guidice and flip a fucking table over it. I just calmly accept my order and think 'YES! Yet another torturous yet incorrect spelling of my name! If it's really off the wall, I'll parade it around to my work friends and we giggle about it. But I'd NEVER say to barrista/waitress/takeout person 'EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU MISSPELLED MY NAME!!'.
This whole discussion makes me think of an old Kathy Griffin bit where she was saying how people would constantly refer to her as 'Kathy Griffith' and internally she'd think 'GRIFFIN!' but outwardly she'd be all 'KATHY GRIFFITH THANKS YOU!'
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Kiki... You are a hero...
Please scroll down and join me on my pro Sally Fields Norma Rae Rant if AnnE wins..
Ranting early because AnnE is so loathsome. Maybe there an academy member that reads the D who will see our pleas for mercy and someone other than.. Sob sob sing.. Sob.Ann with an E -. I had a dream Halfaway will get the Oscar!....
As someone who hears all sorts of creative pronunciations of my very common Irish last name that is pronounced phonetically, I have yet to correct a person in a professional setting. There's nothing to be gained by belittling the cogs in the machine, you asshole.
Finally, as the regulars know, I fucking LOATHE this insufferable bitch and if there was an anti-Oscar campaign that would guarantee that this self-important cunt would lose, I'd get on knees for every suit in Hollywood. True story.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Unfortunately she was realizing as she was speaking that she shouldn't be saying what she was saying when she was saying it because it was tacky and "gauche" but by then it was too late.
Whether she likes it or not, this is how she'll be remembered.
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Oh Anne, you are really pushing it this year. I hope you lose that Oscar just because you have become, maybe always has been but it now has just come to light, an insufferable cunt.
My name is spelled wrong all the time but it pronounced the same way. I don't make a big deal about it, comes with the territory of having your name spelled differently. I am a Cynthia but is spelled differently and I have only ever seen two people in my lifetime with the same spelling. As long as its spelled right in legal documents it’s not that serious!
as someone who's constantly correcting the pronunciation and spelling for my name, i would've done the same (except i would've saved pointing out the typo & my annoyance for the end)! it takes two fucking seconds on the internet to learn it's annE. there's no excuse.
And the Oscar goes to....SALLY FIELD!
YAAAEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 10:49pm.
" I'd have the giant picture of the bush on IMAX and I'd say, "What's wrong now, Annie?" while I handed her the award."
I nominate Oh Dave as President of SAG and demand that the election be held before the 2014 SAG Awards
never bought this one's "sweet, humble and demure" act, even way back at "Princess Diaries." imo she's Lea Michele w/a lot more talent and a touch more faux "class."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
oh dave.... I am just fucking SICK OF HER!
thats all - :)
Here's the thing. When you are being recognized for your work and they spell your name wrong it DOES kind kind of spoil the moment that's happening right then, but we already don't like her and the way she handles this gives a good reason why. I mean, sometimes you just don't like someone but there's no real reason, and you feel like a h8er, but then they give you a reason and you're like, "Yes! I knew I was justified in hating that son of a bitch for no reason!" and then you can talk about them without sounding irrational.
Even if the name is spelled wrong on some announcement, if she happens to win the award it will be spelled correctly and she will hopefully get over it. I think they should use that picture of her bush as the representative photo they show and add the "e" but then call her "Annie." I'd have the giant picture of the bush on IMAX and I'd say, "What's wrong now, Annie?" while I handed her the award.
"Don't try to high hand me...you're an actress, NOTHING MORE!"
One of my favorite lines from The Aviator.
Sally deserved that award...the Oscar too.
Also, agree with meela, that the "It's Not Easy Being a Cunt" tag is appropriate here...and I also co-sign Dog's observation that she is an "asshol".
Just when I think she can't get anymore intolerable, she can always be counted on to up the ante. Anyone who uses the word 'gauche', in that context, is a douche. She makes Gwyneth Paltrow look like a complete joy to be around on a daily basis.
I don't blatantly despise many actors - either I'm a fan of their work or I'm simply puzzled by their popularity (talking to you, Bradley Cooper). However, Hathaway and Paltrow are in an entirely different class, where their mere presence, let alone hearing quotes from their pretentious asses, is akin to someone sticking 600 degree chili pepper-infused needles under every inch of my skin.