Afternoon Crumbs
If Buffalo Bill finished that female skin mask, it would probably look a lot like Courtney Stodden in these pictures - Hollywood Tuna
Lily Allen popped out another daughter and gave her the name of a spinster from the old west - Lainey Gossip
Megan Fox's thoughts are too profound and important for Twitter - The Superficial
Andrew Rannells is a gold star gay and I'm barely a tattered bronze star gay - Towleroad
Mimi only eats purple things three days a week (insert Barney cum joke here) - Celebitchy
They used all the Photoshop on Stephanie Seymour's face - Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce and Destiny's red-headed stepchildren will perform at the Super Bowl - The Berry
How did Vanessa Hudgens not getting arrested for disturbing eyeballs by wearing those UGGs? - Popoholic
Jennifer Lawrence and the boy from About a Boy broke up - Just Jared
This story is way more interesting if you read the headline as "FIGHT FOR THE PUBES!" - I'm Not Obsessed
This list of the best failed TV shows of the 80s is nothing without The Charmings - The Awl
Is the Kelly & Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady CaCa feud going to end with Ozzy biting CaCa's head off on stage? - ICYDK
Jason Trainwreck wrote a really nice resignation letter for Brit Brit - Popsugar
What was the most exciting thing to happen to Andy Warhol? - Kelly Green Blog
The only thing better than Ryan Gosling handing out free Girl Scout Cookies is Ryan Gosling handing out free Girl Scout Cookies while all the way nekkid - The Frisky
I'll have four slices of both, please - Jezebel
Remembering the TRL Tour (gone too soon) - Buzzfeed
Not pictured: The team of CalTrans workers who have to fix the pot holes that Wonky McValtrex creates every time she steps - Celebslam
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 2:18pm.
There's very little doubt in my mind that he is responsible for his family's murder. For me it's a case of the simplest explanation usually being the correct one.
Sooo true about everything in life. Only after you have disproved the simplest explanation should you start looking at wacky defense theories. Defense lawyers exist to creatively think up possible grounds for reasonable doubt.
Submitted by didimao on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:30pm.
We're going to have to agree to disagree. There's very little doubt in my mind that he is responsible for his family's murder. For me it's a case of the simplest explanation usually being the correct one.
Granted there are some indications that McDonald may not have done it, but I don't find them very compelling.
For me the case, is like the Tim Hennis case. I read 'Innocent Victims' which was supposed to be all about how Hennis was railroaded and he eventually triumphed and was exonorated. I read the very pro-Ennis book and thought 'I still think that fucker did it and got sprung on appeal.' Turns out, DNA later proved he did in fact do it. Regarding the Hennis case, there were just WAY too many things that couldn't be explained if he weren't the killer. I feel the same way about MacDonald.
As for there being evidence that points away from MacDonald, the Tate murder investigation was tripped over a errant pair of eyeglasses that cannot be explained to this day. Per Bugliosi in 'Helter Skelter', the glasses couldn't be linked to the victims or the killers. They were never able to determine how they got there.
Anyway, sorry for the novel. I respect that you doubt MacDonald's guilt, but I just can't agree.
A very lengthy article about the case. http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-12-05/lifestyle/35638455_1_inmat...
Anyway, that's my two cents.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Kiki, I just read some of the story about MacDonald. That guy Joe McGinniss was successfully sued my MacDonald about the book he wrote. He twisted things that were said. The Judge even call the author a con man. I also read on two different sites, that his wounds weren't superficial. He had a collapsed lung. That one hippie Helena Stoeckley admitted she was in their home. The military dropped the case against him, yet a civilian court was able to find him guilty. The case was and is still a mess.
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@govt_cheese- hahahahaha! Totally!!!!!
Buffalo Bill looks a bad vampire.
Doug H is disgusting. Is that blush he's wearing? What he needs is a bag over his head.
VOB - the blog post itself garbage. Journalistic cherry picking at its worst. HOWEVER, the comments are definitely worth the read. Both Joe Guiness and Gene Weingarten take the idiot to task, as do several of the commenters.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2012/12/jeffrey_ma...
My take is, and always has been, the woman in the floppy hat is a fairy tale. In a home invasion, why would the intruders keep the main threat, i.e. the male, relatively unharmed while the woman and the children were savagely murdered. I'm not saying it's impossible, but his story has never made sense to me, right down to what the perps/his wife supposedly said, his manufactured injuries, etc, etc. Of course, yours and others mileage may vary, but I have never doubt the fucker's guilt.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Kiki... What about J McDonald? Did they make a ruling on his case? I know he is trying to introduce new DNA evidence..??? Gary .. Did you say Gary?
There's something very sexy about Gary Cole. Do I have something for middle-aged terrific actors named Gary? *assesses life*
I don't know how anyone could think Jeffrey McDonald DIDN'T kill his family. Fuck him. He's exactly where he belongs.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Sorry if someone's said this, but why did she (Courtney) get SO influenced by Shauna Sand on that reality show, style-wise? They seemed to be enemies but ever since she's tried so hard to emulate her. .
Good lord, someone posted this comment in CB and I belly-laughed:
hes such a gross old queen. if i ran into those people in a grocery store, i would literally think he kidnapped her from a truck stop for her wig, put her in a pillowcase, beat it on the side of a building, then let her totter in to help him pick out tomatoes. ick. i can literally smell the jovan white musk and neosporin from here.
"This world is a whore."
Gary Cole was sooooo hot when he played Jeffrey MacDonald. Too bad the story was all bullshit.
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*runs to put on my "Gary Cole is The Greatest Character Actor of His Era and He Gets Better Looking As He Ages* t-shirt
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Gary Cole is a terrific actor.
Who is this Courtney girl & why is she famous?
Beowolf ruins everything!!!
His cheek and chin implants are almost as big as her fake tittie balls.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:25pm.
I hate the Kardashians so much that Wonky McValtrex looks like an old friend.
And re/ the 80s shows: the death of Jon Erik-Hexum is Hollywood's biggest tragedy. I bet he'd look great to this day.
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I remember him, he was SO beautiful and died in such a senseless way.
Whenever I see these two together all I can think of is what a little asshole he played in The Green Mile, and hoping he isn't at all like that IRL.
You can't make shit like that up. I'm betting the iguana has an eating disorder now - she is way too skinny. That blonde mop is ick nast. She looks like a cheap hooker trying to bust into the big leagues in Vegas, and Doug is her first creepy customer who'll pay her with a few chips and a buffet voucher.
Shit Louise, I wanted to congrat you on the bebeh, but now I see the explanation.
I'm retarded.
I'm sort of a Lady Gaga fan-- love the music, hate the costumes and persona-- I mean, for chrissakes, you grew up fairly normal in New York, get over yourself...
But I have to say, as someone who espouses no bullying and kindness and support, she picks on Kelly and wears meat dresses and fur? Um, not so kind and humane to the animals there, Gaga. And you may not agree with Kelly's opinions, but seriously, Kelly is probably the most forgiving on that show-- she likes things that no one else likes, usually, to the point where I question HER taste. :)
Gaga should apologize-- or go public with Sharon in a PPV debate. I'd pay to see that! Sharon would rip her to shreds.
Hair extensions: 9 pounds
Frederick's of Hollywood dress: 1 pound
Totally ick body: 20 pounds
Fakest rack ever: 70 pounds
Yep, 100 pounds of totally useless mass sounds about right. Unless you count the steaming pile of shit next to her.
Why are these two famous again?
These 2 look like characters in a horror movie where some poor slob's car breaks down and they walk to a house occupied by ... this odd, uber creepy couple.
What a couple of freaks. That girl is shrinking by the minute. Court, run away!
Piss paintings, and wonky massive feet, lol!
YUMMY cake vid. I'll have four of those too, please.
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Submitted by on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 9:25pm.
I hate the Kardashians so much that Wonky McValtrex looks like an old friend.
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LMAOOO
Submitted by Smelly_old_Granny on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:16pm.
I'm getting more of a Star 80 vibe off these two everytime I see them.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Is the Kelly & Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady CaCa feud going to end with Ozzy biting CaCa's head off on stage? - ICYDK
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We can only hope!
There's a special place in hell for that man(what's his name, Doug something?) and Courtney Stodden's mother. What they've done to her is just atrocious.
Homegirl got some work done, I don't remember her lips being so full. Something else is different too.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
Geez...when you have to jump on C- list Kelly O for some publicity, you must be pretty desperate. Caca needs to crawl back into the NYC sewer hole she came out of.
Who's that 45 year old herpes infected playboy bunny?
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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something's been done to her face... especially her mouth. but it also looks like some ribs have been removed to make that tiny waist (I first wrote "WASTE" - HA! ... karma?...)... SO, WTF has happened to her??? Like I give 5 shits.... :|
Oh, and he's just as skeezy as evah!!!!
*shivers*
I can't stand looking at her in this pic. She looks soo...gross.
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/destinys-child-21.jpg?w=500
So Aaron Carter will be there, too? That was the best version of Destiny's Child.
Pet peeve: women who are constantly pulling and twirling the ends of their hideous extensions.
Oh the TRL tour!!! I went one time and it was awesome!!
We saw 3LW, Dream, Jessica Simpson, Eve, Nelly and Destiny's Child...come on for $60 that's a great deal, it was like 3.5 hours long
I hate the Kardashians so much that Wonky McValtrex looks like an old friend.
And re/ the 80s shows: the death of Jon Erik-Hexum is Hollywood's biggest tragedy. I bet he'd look great to this day.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:46pm.
CDAN has a hilarious story about Wonky Mcvaltrex being refuses entry back into the People's choice awards after she went our to have a smoke, she actually used the "Do you know who I am?" line.
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I can't wait until the Kardashians fade into this kind of pathetic. It will be glorious.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Dougie always looks like a mental patient who has just had electroshock therapy.
I didn't even know Lily Allen was pregnant again. This is news to me.
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CDAN has a hilarious story about Wonky Mcvaltrex being refuses entry back into the People's choice awards after she went our to have a smoke, she actually used the "Do you know who I am?" line.
Feet like a Clydesdale's hooves.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:41pm.
Guys! I can't stop fantasizing about Gary Cole. GARY COLE! What is wrong with me? this came about after seeing the Lifetime Movie An Officer and a Murderer.
Which makes it even more sick.
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I love Gary too. Don't watch Fatal Vision. Just...don't. Even though it and he are excellent.
He has an adult daughter with autism, and he's very involved, which makes me like him MORE. Also, he was recently on 30 Rock.
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Word. Which I found out when I started obsessing over him last week. Which ruins the fantasy because it gives me a major case of the guilties for screwing a married man with an autistic daughter....even in my fantasies. Bummer.
Submitted by mitzenmama on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 8:04pm.
...3,2,1 Jennifer Lawrence beards for Bradley Cooper
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I was thinking the same thing...but that's really fucking pathetic. He's 38 and she's 22. With her that young and that huge age gap between them it would just make Bradley Cooper look like one pathetic piece of shit that can only get a girl that has the dating experience/history of...well...a 22 year old.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:41pm.
Guys! I can't stop fantasizing about Gary Cole. GARY COLE! What is wrong with me? this came about after seeing the Lifetime Movie An Officer and a Murderer.
Which makes it even more sick.
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I love Gary too. Don't watch Fatal Vision. Just...don't. Even though it and he are excellent.
He has an adult daughter with autism, and he's very involved, which makes me like him MORE. Also, he was recently on 30 Rock.
Submitted by mitzenmama: "...3,2,1 Jennifer Lawrence beards for Bradley Cooper"
Good call. I can see it.
TEAM Osbournes! When somebody puts themselves out there in controversial clothes, she/he is fair game.
I guarantee if the FP comments were all positive, Caca wouldn't have made a peep.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm getting more of a Star 80 vibe off these two everytime I see them. Courtney's got more padding in that bra then I've got in my whole couch.
Dammit, I was hoping the "Paris is leaving potholes" reference was because she got fat.
@ M.E. - I hope that isn't true re:britney. Fuck, they need to let that poor girl retire. If she needs more money, maybe some of her handlers should get off her damn payroll.
...3,2,1 Jennifer Lawrence beards for Bradley Cooper
Poor Court, this was the look in the 90's. She could have given PamAn a run for her bottle of bleach.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
dude is a bloated pedo-blah... yuck yuck!!! he looks ill...his teenage bride will be scarred from this...wonder if she will ever come to.
Thanks, louise, for clearing that up!
Who cares about Andy Warhol raving about professional wrestling? Not me, since I watched the trailer for "Trance", starring the most delicious James McAvoy on the Kelly Green Blog.
He looks hot as hell.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson