Open Post: Hosted By The Cyrus Family
It seems like it was just yesterday when a 9-year-old Noah Cyrus was posing on a stripper pole with her friends and now here she is walking into her 13th birthday party at a Hollywood nightclub wearing an outfit that Heather definitely wore on Rock of Love at one point or another. Noah Cyrus is rich, bitch, and I'm sure her little friends are too, so she could ask for a thousand gift certificates from Wilson's Leather and Ed Hardy to buy more outfits like this, but she didn't do that. Instead of gifts, Noah asked her friends, family and fans (????) to donate to a charity that is trying to end the carriage horse industry in NYC:
In celebration of her 13th birthday and love for horses, Noah Cyrus would like to urge fans and friends to take the "TWEET 13" PLEDGE & donate $13 or more to NYCLASS (New Yorkers for Livable and Safe Streets).
NYCLASS is devoted to raising funds & awareness to end the practice of the carriage horse industry and promote a clean and safe alternative to this inhumane and outdated tradition.
Noah has come a long way, because 9-year-old Noah was asking for this for her birthday and 13-year-old Noah is asking her fans (????) to donate to a charity that helps her brother's kind. Noah is growing up good!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:03pm.
LOLLLLOLLLLOLLL.
So the lady who died - was she the one who was always bitchin about your perfume?
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
jack-n-the-hat isn't very nice, is he? does he actually jack off in his hat? is he that desperate? he's mean and i don't like him. no reason to be mean. we'll just talking shit blowing away the workday. meanness is uncalled for.
Ok, time to take a little break til this is cooling off.....
laterz...
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:01pm.
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
That's just your order from PF Chang's Lunch Special.
skinny fat -- yeah, there's a Henri Bendel in Oak Brook, Illinois, just outside Chicago. There used to be a Bendel in Chicago years back, but they closed it, much to my chagrin, but it's back. However, from what I understand, it's kind of an accessories only type of store, not the large department store we used to have in Chicago. God, I loved that store.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:01pm.
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
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Really? I'm underwhelmed.
SNOWY! REPORTED!
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
Cashew - yeah. I'm surprised dlisted stays on his screen long enough for him to complete a post with all the pron poping up all over the place.
there is no god.
Twat- thanks! I will have to check them out when I get a little more cash. I lost weight and apparently a ton of it was in my boobs. NOT a place I needed to lose any weight! My bras were huge in the cups. I got a couple new ones and I found some that I forgot about that actually fit really well. Hopefully I stop losing weight in my boobs and these bras tide me over for a while.
OMG M.E> she died! what a relief! *reported*
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Is it a full moon or something? WTF is going on in here...
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:55pm.
the girls working in victoria's secret don't know anything about measuring for bra sizes. they're useless.
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as are your posts.
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then don't read them. i dont' read most of yours.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:52pm.
I'm reporting Glambert for hurting my blonde brain with his upside down Satanic writing!!
DARKSIDED!!!!
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¡ʎlpoƃun s,ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sɔıɥɔʎsd sǝlʎoƃɹɐפ
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Well, I'm jaded as FUCK when it comes to any sort of relationship with God, so.....
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:53pm.
As if Jack doesn't have enough to look at on his 'puter, lol.
LOL Mike, yes it is!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
jack -- my apologies to your gf. I'm talking about the majority, not the exceptional few. Apology accepted, hon?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:54pm.
That's Hush Pussy in your avie, no? :)
There's more than one Bendel's? I thought only my city, the greatest city in the world, had Bendel's.
ANYWHORE - sad news. Head boss mans mother, the old lady here that's been trying to kill me with rotten food for 10 years, the one who uncloggs terlets with her bare hands and buries her garbage in her back yard passed away yesterday morning. May she finally R.I.P with her husband in recyclers heaven.
Topanga also works at Vicky's, at least she did at one point. All these Dlisted conversations are recycled over the years, so you get to remembering these things....LOL
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:55pm.
the girls working in victoria's secret don't know anything about measuring for bra sizes. they're useless.
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as are your posts.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
cmc311 -- "Miley is the best looking one in the family and that is not saying much" -- LMAO at that one!!! That is definitely the truth! I was looking at Miley's face in the caption this picture this morning and I was thinking, "she's the best this family has to offer and she's still hideous -- wow." Billy Ray is a good-looking guy by that Tish is the one who brought the ugly component to the family.
fauve -- "drunk hillbilly inbreeding" -- LOL!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Little Irene Ryan. Think about her life story, Noah. We're talking Oscar if not guaranteed Razzie.
humourless. y'all humourless. miley cyrus and her family are boring as fuck.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:53pm.
Re bra sizing: I would never get my bra sized at Victoria's Secret. I do not need to get "the girls" checked out by a 20-year old who reeks of their cheap perfume who is snapping gum and is wearing a hooker dress like Noah Cyrus.
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Really? I think I'm the only one who mentioned VS... My gf is a 39yo mother of two and a classy lady.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:52pm.
I'm reporting Glambert for hurting my blonde brain with his upside down Satanic writing!!
DARKSIDED!!!!
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¡ʎlpoƃun s,ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sɔıɥɔʎsd sǝlʎoƃɹɐפ
the girls working in victoria's secret don't know anything about measuring for bra sizes. they're useless.
TRACE IS WAAAAAAAY uglier IMO!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Listen up girlfriends, you HAVE to wear the proper bra size or your boobage will look bad. all that overflow on the sides is NOT GOOD.
Glambert, you are dark-sided!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:51pm.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN HERE????????????
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I know. Just ignore it.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I can't with crazy shit today... play nice.
anno - I AM... and I'm a certified karate expert AND zoologist. You'd be wise to occupy your tongue and mouth with more productive activities than speaking of which you know nothing about, young lady, or I will occupy them for you.
Good day to you all.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Louise -- there's some specialty bra shop in the Oak Brook mall, it's between the Brookstone store and Williams-Sonoma, practically right next to Henri Bendel -- check it out.
Re bra sizing: I would never get my bra sized at Victoria's Secret. I do not need to get "the girls" checked out by a 20-year old who reeks of their cheap perfume who is snapping gum and is wearing a hooker dress like Noah Cyrus.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Well.
Something nice: Miley is the cutest of the Cyrus children.
Ahem.
*fondles Cashew's bewbs*
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:48pm
stop sniffing the glue. your brain is going to die. by the way i have a very big announcement to make that's going to shake the very foundations of the earth. in fact, it might just stop spinning.
this is the dawing of the age of aquarius, when the moon is in the seventh house and jupiter aligns with mars
I'm reporting Glambert for hurting my blonde brain with his upside down Satanic writing!!
DARKSIDED!!!!
Skinny fat,
Lol, I wasn't hitting on them. I'm looking for friends. Stop calling me a lezzie just because I love my fellow wimminz, oppressor!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN HERE????????????
And yes, to whoever mentioned wrong bra sizes...until I went and got fitted I was shoving the sisters into the wrong cup size for years creating that "double bubble" effect and having cup spillage, and the sisters kept falling out of place. I no longer have that problem. :D
And no Jack. There was no flirtage, fondling, sexual type shit happening durning my measuring and fitting you GD pervert.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:46pm.
Lol, yeah, like those experts working for bonuses and commission. I can't believe women fall for that crap. Just try on a few different brands and stfu!
Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:41pm.
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super fat obese people offend me. why were you hitting on super fat obese chicks.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:37pm.
Are you people aware there is going to be a reality show on Lifetime called Double Divas about.....BRA FITTERS?
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i saw that preview. those women have boobage the size of gigantic watermelons. they need harnesses not bras. now what fucking retard is going to watch THAT show.
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Well, let's think! Jack, Whams, beb, bambam and the rest of the world's pervs.
I might watch it too - for research purposes only, mind you.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:44pm.
“You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives…You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use ‘em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!”
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¡¡ʇɥƃıɹ sɐʍ I ʇno suɹnʇ ʇı puɐ ssǝɔoɹd uoıʇɐɔıɟıslnɯǝ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɹnp ǝʌıʇɐʌıɹǝp ǝsoɔnlƃ xǝldɯoɔ ɐ ƃuıppɐ ʎq ʎʇısoɔsıʌ ǝɥʇ ǝsıɐɹ plnoɔ noʎ 'ǝqʎɐɯ ʇsnɾ 'ǝqʎɐɯ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ I uǝɥʇ pu∀ ¿ʇɥƃıɹ 'ǝʌısǝɥpɐ pǝʇɐuǝƃʎxo ǝldɯıs ʎuɐ ɹoɟ ǝɯɐu ʎɔuɐɯɥɔs-ʎɔuɐɟ ɐ ʇsnɾ ʎllɐǝɹ sı ɥɔıɥʍ 'ǝpıxodǝ uɐ uı xıɯ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ slooɔ ʇı ɹǝʇɟɐ uǝɥʇ puɐ uısǝɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝsoɯɹǝɥʇ oʇ pǝǝu noʎ ʇsɹıɟ ǝnlƃ ǝʞɐɯ noʎ uǝɥʍ ʎlıɹɐuıpɹo 'llǝʍ 'ɯ∩
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:41pm.
I met these girls at a concert type bar who seemed like good candidates for friends; They were dancing a lot and they seemed fun and we started talking. But after the show was over, they started talking for about ten minutes about how much their backs and arms were burning because of their big ass titties. They went on and on about their bra sizes, and one of them couldn't stand much longer because of their weight. They were also about 250 and 300 lbs. I was thinking, "geez, buy a new bra or go work out or shut up about your tits already!" Yeah, I still go out to the bars alone. I don't want to talk about tits all day.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:46pm.
@ Louise & Skinny - they were GINORMOUS! How do you even live with that?
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i KNOW. they were massive like bigger than the rest of her. how do they manage to stay upright with those things?
who's uglier - the brother or the little sister? fug family
@ Louise & Skinny - they were GINORMOUS! How do you even live with that?
@ Cashew - don't "experts" (not you Jack) claim that most women are wearing the wrong bra size?
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:42pm.
who you calling a peon, bitch? i have powers. more powers than my body and mind can comprehend.