Open Post: Hosted By The Cyrus Family
It seems like it was just yesterday when a 9-year-old Noah Cyrus was posing on a stripper pole with her friends and now here she is walking into her 13th birthday party at a Hollywood nightclub wearing an outfit that Heather definitely wore on Rock of Love at one point or another. Noah Cyrus is rich, bitch, and I'm sure her little friends are too, so she could ask for a thousand gift certificates from Wilson's Leather and Ed Hardy to buy more outfits like this, but she didn't do that. Instead of gifts, Noah asked her friends, family and fans (????) to donate to a charity that is trying to end the carriage horse industry in NYC:
In celebration of her 13th birthday and love for horses, Noah Cyrus would like to urge fans and friends to take the "TWEET 13" PLEDGE & donate $13 or more to NYCLASS (New Yorkers for Livable and Safe Streets).
NYCLASS is devoted to raising funds & awareness to end the practice of the carriage horse industry and promote a clean and safe alternative to this inhumane and outdated tradition.
Noah has come a long way, because 9-year-old Noah was asking for this for her birthday and 13-year-old Noah is asking her fans (????) to donate to a charity that helps her brother's kind. Noah is growing up good!
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I haven't posted in nearly 2 years..........wow. All I want to know is: did Sucky make an announcement? Or was that a joke??
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:01pm.
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私....
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Google Translation:
Today of Gun'nita
I think this book in its jar
I think cormorant today of Toda Gun'nita
Of today I'm Gun'nita
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:32pm.
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That is a beautiful crucifix dildo!
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Yes, Reagan said it best, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCA8rLya5qg
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:32pm.
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That is a beautiful crucifix dildo!
Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:33pm.
#burninginhellforajoke
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WORTH IT
Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:33pm.
yes, you are lol
That's the same dress her whore sister wore onstage.
http://cdn05.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/miley-gay/mile...
#burninginhellforajoke
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My father would never have allowed me out of the house, or even walking around INSIDE the house, all painted up and dressed like a .25 hooker at age 13. Cripes.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:21pm.
are there dating sites for atheists? i wonder.
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fuck that. some twat on here called me a troll. I AM NOT A TROLL. I AM A HUMAN BEING.
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You need to repent for your sinz! Jesus Fucking Christ died for our sinz you know!
I fully plan on repenting for my perverted sodomy when I'm on my deathbed so that way I can get into heaven and suck our lord and savior off!
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You are a human-who-is- be-ing sent to HELL. Repent and start worshiping ass IMMEDIATELY.
*Helps Glambert find Jesus*
http://godswillchurch.com/store/images/detailed/0/this-week-in-dildos-th...
36 months and she'll be legal in North Carolina!!!!!
That said, I don't know if I've ever been less attracted to a 13 year old...
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:16pm.
are there dating sites for atheists? i wonder.
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youaregoingtoburninhellbecauseyoudontbelieveinachristiangod.com I think
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fuck that. some twat on here called me a troll. I AM NOT A TROLL. I AM A HUMAN BEING.
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You need to repent for your sinz! Jesus Fucking Christ died for our sinz you know!
I fully plan on repenting for my perverted sodomy when I'm on my deathbed so that way I can get into heaven and suck our lord and savior off!
Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:24pm.
Boredas,
LOL, reported! (I think my head just exploded)
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Lmao!!!!!!!! >:)
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Boredas,
LOL, reported! (I think my head just exploded)
OHMAHGAH DON'T INSULT THE POPULAR PEOPLE.
THERE ARE PEARLS TO BE CLUTCHED, MANY WILL BE AMAZED AND OFFENDED.
TROLLS! BULLIES! GARGOYLES!
SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIANNNUUHHH!
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:16pm.
are there dating sites for atheists? i wonder.
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youaregoingtoburninhellbecauseyoudontbelieveinachristiangod.com I think
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fuck that. some twat on here called me a troll. I AM NOT A TROLL. I AM A HUMAN BEING.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:16pm.
Nah, it was the trolling.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yunSRfnsVck ????
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:16pm.
are there dating sites for atheists? i wonder.
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youaregoingtoburninhellbecauseyoudontbelieveinachristiangod.com I think
MJT -- I'll have to check that candle out. I recently bought a Laura Mercier Roasted Chestnut candle online but I had to send it back. It didn't smell like roasted chestnuts at all; all I could smell was cinnamon. Also, Bath & Body Works Spring 2013 candles come out on Monday -- can't wait! And I'm still jonesing the Trish McEvoy Blackberry/Vanilla candle -- it smells so good!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I'M NOT A TROLL.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:16pm.
Nah, it was the trolling.
I'm confused, did someone actually get offended about something someone said about Victoria Secret?????? WHY?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
are there dating sites for atheists? i wonder.
So, she didn't celebrate her birthday by going on a carriage ride?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
what's good? not this bitch face!
Wheeee! *bumps you back*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:11pm.
normally I love wasting away my day here with you guys... normally.
I hope everyone has a great evening... be safe.
*slaps skinny fat like a birdcage on the way out*
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demon spawn
Cashew: No, Noah. That child's head is wrong.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:11pm.
IV, we're twinsies! *chest bump*
The last time I went to a VS the chick that measured my titties told me their measuring tape didn't go that high -_-I didn't think people who made a career sellin tricks undies and brassieres actually didn't know what came after a Triple D. Even though I'm pretty sure I'm a Triple D. We had a very nice conversation though...That's my VS story. You ladies can carry on.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
About bra fittings: I was one accosted by a Victoria's Secret employee the minute I walked in about getting measured for a bra. She came at me with her measuring tape jazz hands. I was all, like, no-ho you don't! Do not be fondling my girls! They get enough twisting in the mammogram machine! Plus I was wearing the right size bra after years of stuffing them in the wrong size! 36B is a no and 38C is a YES!
normally I love wasting away my day here with you guys... normally.
I hope everyone has a great evening... be safe.
*slaps skinny fat like a birdcage on the way out*
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:05pm.
skinny fat, I am most certainly not mean... so go fuck yourself.
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¿sdɯǝʇ ǝl ʇnoʇ suǝƃ sǝl ɔǝʌɐ ʇuɐɥɔéɯ ıs ǝɹʇê snoʌ-zǝʌǝp ıonbɹnod ʞɔɐſ
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:08pm.
Kick her in the oooglay football-shaped, sideways head.
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Stewey shaped head.
*huddles in the corner with Chewy. Passes out Boone's Farm and chocolate to calm the nerves*
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:08pm.
Stupid question, NM.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:00pm.
Of course.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Seems like some people forgot to take their meds today. o.O
I'll be back later...maybe. Toodles ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Kick her in the oooglay football-shaped, sideways head.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:05pm.
skinny fat, I am most certainly not mean... so go fuck yourself.
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but ya are, blanche, but ya are.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:01pm.
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
That's just your order from PF Chang's Lunch Special.
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No. If you can figure out the key and unlock my announcement you will then learn how to live forever!
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Why would I want to live forever? FUCK THAT!
@ Jack - you slay me. And you know I would ;-)
Later people.... I'm off to have a beer (or two) with a buddy. Play nice!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:05pm.
MJT- I don't know, but it's sorta creeping me out.
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Sorry (I'm butting in your conversation) - but it's creeping me out too. :(
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:01pm.
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
グンニータの本日
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私
よグンニータの本日は私
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
That's just your order from PF Chang's Lunch Special.
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No. If you can figure out the key and unlock my announcement you will then learn how to live forever!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:02pm.
I LOVE Henri Bendel candles!!!!!!! The Fig is to die for. The one in NYC is only handbags, accessories and makeup.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
does anyone have high blood pressure? is it going to kill me?
chewi - no. That's the bookkeeper.
skinny fat, I am most certainly not mean... so go fuck yourself.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
MJT- I don't know, but it's sorta creeping me out.
good to know twatty. i love bendel's. very expensive but i know how to steal. JUST KIDDING.