Open Post: Hosted By The Cyrus Family
It seems like it was just yesterday when a 9-year-old Noah Cyrus was posing on a stripper pole with her friends and now here she is walking into her 13th birthday party at a Hollywood nightclub wearing an outfit that Heather definitely wore on Rock of Love at one point or another. Noah Cyrus is rich, bitch, and I'm sure her little friends are too, so she could ask for a thousand gift certificates from Wilson's Leather and Ed Hardy to buy more outfits like this, but she didn't do that. Instead of gifts, Noah asked her friends, family and fans (????) to donate to a charity that is trying to end the carriage horse industry in NYC:
In celebration of her 13th birthday and love for horses, Noah Cyrus would like to urge fans and friends to take the "TWEET 13" PLEDGE & donate $13 or more to NYCLASS (New Yorkers for Livable and Safe Streets).
NYCLASS is devoted to raising funds & awareness to end the practice of the carriage horse industry and promote a clean and safe alternative to this inhumane and outdated tradition.
Noah has come a long way, because 9-year-old Noah was asking for this for her birthday and 13-year-old Noah is asking her fans (????) to donate to a charity that helps her brother's kind. Noah is growing up good!
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Submitted by beb on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:02pm.
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Hiya Bebeh, how you doing? Thanks for the music last night. Others added some really cool tracks as well. Did you see?
@Boredas, howdy! How's your Thursday been?
Bambam strikes me as a silk boxer shorts kinda guy. To lift and separate, boxer briefs? Or turn the temperature down, if you're sweating, it's too hot man.
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That is one of the most unfortunate-looking stick figures ever. She makes Cockatoo Head look like a VS model! Shit, she even makes Ali Lohan look hot!
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:07pm.
The pain we go through, and here you make a jokes about measuring and separating and lifting and pulling things out of yer butt. How are we supposed to feel?!?
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:53pm.
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Ew. Leave it to a woman. I'd be digging in my ass all day long if I wore that thing. Besides, I'd need a bigger pocket. lols
ETA: I keed, ladies, I keed. Damn, y'all get dead serious about the underwears, don'tcha?
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Look, you said you wanted something that lifts and seperates, that's all we had to work with...So, I found you something that does in fact, lift, and it defintely seperates. That's made up of 3 individual pouches, one for the dong itself, and 1 for each berry.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:09pm.
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Nah, that can't be normal. My shit disappeared on me yesterday right when I was commenting on singers with you and ba-buttons and with snowy. No phone, no internet until noon today. I gotta get a new connection, tired of this shit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:09pm.
Well, it is if you keep shorting out the motherboard after watching some hot pron... ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:09pm.
What kind of computers are you getting, Whamo? And hi!
I think I see Miley's nipples as though she is braless in a semi-shear blouse. I guess wearing that to a 13 year old's birthday party is okay when said 13 year old is dressed like a hooker from Michael Jackson's Beat It video.
I stopped going to Victoria's Secret when they stopped carrying full coverage bras in my size. I believe their bras are cheaply made now too. I like Soma by Chico's. the prices are about the same and their bras are comfortable and good quality.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:53pm.
ohyes!heysweetie.keyoardshot.lol.
My laptop crapped out on me today, what a pain in the ass, I HATE when that happens! I had to get a new one so now I'll have to fuck around with it for the next few days getting all my settings back to where they were and for a guy that knows shit about computers it's a nightmare. I told them from day one the thing was a POS with bugs in it but did they listen HELL NO! The video card kept crashing when I'd youtube and it finally when down for the last time this morning. This is my third laptop in 4 years! that's not normal is it?
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:53pm.
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Ew. Leave it to a woman. I'd be digging in my ass all day long if I wore that thing. Besides, I'd need a bigger pocket. lols
ETA: I keed, ladies, I keed. Damn, y'all get dead serious about the underwears, don'tcha?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:56pm.
How you doin'?
*side-eyes bambam* Do you want the balls separated from the COCK, as bored's pic illustrated? Briefs? Boxers? Thong? Need more information.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Hellllo WR!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by beb on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:36pm.
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Hi there! You say it's all about the ass? Please, no prolapsed orifices, that's all we need. lol
What an unfortunate-looking family the Cyrus' are. What is Liam marrying into? Makes Ali Lohan look like a supermodel. o_0
*Good evening Mike, Bored, Bambam, Christine, everyone*
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:50pm.
lol, I was worried that no one would remember Goddess Bunny
Evening, christine!
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:48pm.
Are there any guys here? I need to find some underwear that lifts and seperates my nuts that makes them look perky without pinching the excess skin.
Fellas? ;)
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I'm not a fella, but you are welcome ;)...
http://www.koalaswim.com/images/Split_Personality_Thong_4.JPG
I can NOT get in trouble for posting this link considering it was one of the advertisements MICHAEL K HAD ON DLISTED!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:40pm.
She's like a young, hick-looking Goddess Bunny with decent posture.
word!
Are there any guys here? I need to find some underwear that lifts and seperates my nuts that makes them look perky without pinching the excess skin.
Fellas? ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:16pm.
are there dating sites for atheists? i wonder.
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Has to be. On one of my email addies I get spam from christian dating sites, jewish dating sites, senior singles dating sites and of course, Match.com.
I'm trying to figure out who or what the fuck did I join to generate this particular crap. Geez.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
She's like a young, hick-looking Goddess Bunny with decent posture.
So, yesterday we were talking about scat, and today we are talking about anuses?
Hi all!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:26pm.
@bored - NO it's not him, but I think it looks enough like him to laugh.
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Lmao! I just searched it....EWWW it totally does...*eye bleach*
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
That is an unfortunate looking 13yo girl
And a 13yo girl shouldn't be dressed like that
@bored - NO it's not him, but I think it looks enough like him to laugh.
No bueno
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:20pm.
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I'm familiar with Lurid digs unfortunately. LMAO!The guy from pawnstars is on Lurid digs? wtf? Seriously??? Ewwww...
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:14pm.
@yepyepyep
Last time I went to VS, they were having a deal where if you tried on a bra, you got a coupon. This chick measured my cheat and said I was a 40 DDD. I knew that couldn't be right because I had lost about 25 lbs since I had been there last, and then I was a 38DD. But she wouldn't and insisted I try the bra on. Well, lo and behold, it was way too big. Another chick measured me and I was a 36 DD, but they still gave me another DDD bra again by accident. VS bras suck anyway. They cost an arm and a leg and the underwire ALWAYS ends up poking out after a few weeks.
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My titties are so small. I don't even know if I am even an A cup so I don't wear a bra.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:04pm.
Hello everyone.
I have an announcement to make. For 3 years and 34 weeks, I have come into your offices, your homes, and your hearts to express my opinions and viewpoints on a myriad of topics ranging from urinals to anus hair.
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You stated your opinion on anus hair? Damn I missed it :(
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:10pm.
Boredasfuck
VS story I got measured in a small professional lingerie store and a few months after went to VS to see if they carried my size I was informed my bra size didn't exist. I went last week and now they carry my size but it has so much padding I balked. I wear minimizes I don't need to wear padding, the one girl I know wears VS stuff and has a large chest likes to unbutton her top when she is around bosses. I'm a 32 E
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I guess that's a trend with them. However, they told me the only way I could get their bras is via their website because they didn't carry anything over I think a 38 D? Or DD in the actual store. Also, same, with the padding, my boobs are big enough, I don't need padding, and for bigger breasts you'd think they wouldn't even think of making demi and half cups, I swear I always have a hard time finding full coverage. I think they make the majority of their bras for women to walk around with an unbotton top around to show their cleaves. Lmao!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:16pm.
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No it was a pic of 2 fat guys fucking.
@Boredas
YES THAT'S THE VIDEO and you can hear the skin sizzle as it's vacuumed in by her rect-rectum.
RE: Corey from Pawn Stars: I forgot that NSFW stuff in here has to be identified as such, so the comment w/the link was removed.
Just google: Lurid digs "Purple Haze" but it's nude men (IT LOOKS LIKE COREY)
(Edited) Yes the link I provided was two nude fat dudes (they weren't fucking yet), I'm also referring to a video with a woman who tries to show off, but stupidly winds up hurting herself.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:08pm.
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Is it the one where her pink sock is hanging out, and she sticks the cigarette in, and as she slowly pulls her rectum back in, you see the ash break off and the cigarette go in and she says some shit like "thats not what I wanted to do?" if so, probably...
and I've only seen a few episodes of PawnStars.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
@yepyepyep
Last time I went to VS, they were having a deal where if you tried on a bra, you got a coupon. This chick measured my cheat and said I was a 40 DDD. I knew that couldn't be right because I had lost about 25 lbs since I had been there last, and then I was a 38DD. But she wouldn't and insisted I try the bra on. Well, lo and behold, it was way too big. Another chick measured me and I was a 36 DD, but they still gave me another DDD bra again by accident. VS bras suck anyway. They cost an arm and a leg and the underwire ALWAYS ends up poking out after a few weeks.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Have you tries Aerie? Much cheaper...they're always having sales.
Boredasfuck
VS story I got measured in a small professional lingerie store and a few months after went to VS to see if they carried my size I was informed my bra size didn't exist. I went last week and now they carry my size but it has so much padding I balked. I wear minimizes I don't need to wear padding, the one girl I know wears VS stuff and has a large chest likes to unbutton her top when she is around bosses. I'm a 32 E
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:06pm.
@Boredasfuck
jesusgod. I can have six sluts with dlisted names verify that during a dlistedslut meet up in vegas, we tricked one of the husbands into watching a video with a woman accidentally burning her asshole with a cigarette instead of "smoking it."
Maybe it was the same video.
Anyway, this and I have to go:
Do you watch pawn stars?
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EWW! I'm blind! You asshole!
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 7:01pm.
@boredasfuck
OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT.
Also similar: A prolapsed anus and angelina jolie's lips.
Don't make me post.
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I was tricked in to watching a video of a lady trying to smoke a cigarette with her prolapsed anus once....
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
@boredasfuck
OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT.
Also similar: A prolapsed anus and angelina jolie's lips.
Don't make me post.
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:51pm.
Jack isn't mean, unless you consider this mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrIc2WeJHA
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Why is Chris Daughtry pretending to fart on dogs?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Wait... what fans? How does she have fans, exactly? Fans of what? What does she do? I'm confused. Does she sing? Act? Model?
Why is it that every freaking Cyrus kid is in show business? Wasn't Billy Ray bitching months ago that Hollywood destroyed his family? If so, then why is Noah in the public eye.
It really reveals his true colors, doesn't it?
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:46pm.
What the hell is going on in here?
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I'm scared. Hold me;)
Is everyone back to normal again?
Jack isn't mean, unless you consider this mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrIc2WeJHA
Submitted by Little China Doll on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:42pm.
Whaaaaa? Was that announcement made on this thread?
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Yes it was.
Sucky edited her comment to say something else right after she made the announcement.
She admitted to being Angela....a butch lesbian who is addicted to pussy and ketchup packets from mcdonalds.
What the hell is going on in here?
What the hell is going
@China sorry I'm totally bullshitting you.
Angela and Sucky will one day become one (via sexual meaty genital insertions) but they are not the same person.
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:42pm.
Whaaaaa? Was that announcement made on this thread?
Submitted by Little China Doll on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:40pm.
I haven't posted in nearly 2 years..........wow. All I want to know is: did Sucky make an announcement? Or was that a joke??
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No joke! SucknFuck is ANGELA! millions are crying. ;)
Submitted by Virgin Queen on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 6:01pm.
Okay folks it is now time for my earth shattering important announcement:
う思うそに当本は私
う思とだグンニータの本日は私....
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Google Translation:
Today of Gun'nita
I think this book in its jar
I think cormorant today of Toda Gun'nita
Of today I'm Gun'nita
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Wrong....not even close. You have figured out part of the key though.