An Announcement To Make An Announcement

January 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake tweeted this last night: “Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST…”

A bunch of people assumed that on January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST, Justin would drop a new single featuring Beyonce and Jay-Z. But nope, on January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST, Justin posted a dramatic as hell YouTube video where he announced his return to music. THIS BITCH’s ego is on steroids, because he’s laying it on thick. Even Jesus didn’t make this kind of announcement three days before Easter. Damn. I’d expect this kind of announcement if scientists found a way to bring John Lennon and George Harrison back to life and they were starting to work on a new Beatles album. Justin is acting like our world has been in black and white ever since he stopped making music and now our world is in color again after announcing that he’s giving us new songs. I know, we should be dropping to our knees and thanking him for ending this dark period in our lives. Bitch, you made “SexyBack”!  Bitch even has a countdown clock on his website. Only musical messiah Pia Zadora should be making announcements like this, not Justin Timberlake.

And if you replace the word “music” with “poop” in that video announcement, it would sound like a commercial for Metamucil.

The real good news here is that Justin will be too busy with making new music to act in movies. So there’s that.

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