Hot Slut Of The Day!

Charles the Monarch, the 3-year-old Labradoodle who caused a mini drama in Norfolk, VA on Tuesday when some people, who obviously need more Planet Earth (or Lion King or something) in their lives, mistook him for an actual lion cub. That side-eye is meant for them.

Three people called 911 in a panic on Tuesday morning to report that a baby lion was roaming the streets and possibly looking for food to eat. One caller thought that maybe the baby lion escaped from the local zoo. But it wasn’t a ferocious lion looking for babies to eat, it was just local celebridog, Charles the Monarch! Charles’ owner Daniel Painter tells The Virginian-Pilot that he grooms his dog to look like the Old Dominion University mascot and yeah, people sometimes mistake Charles for Mufasa. Watch in horror as this labra-lion attacks a human!

One of my favorite stories ever is about this dumb ass woman who pet a skunk thinking it was a cat and got sprayed in the face, so this story is everything to me. I’ve seen hairy taints that look more like a lion cub than Charles the Monarch does. I want to be Charles the Monarch’s friend, though. Think of all the perks you’d get from being his friend. If Trader Joe’s is really damn crowded and you can’t handle it, just send Charles the Monarch in there and then freely skip through the aisles after everyone runs out of the store in terror. Charles the Monarch is the best!