Afternoon Crumbs

Gabourey Sidibe and her fugged up, open-toed boot shoes stomped on all the hos at the Girls premiere last night – Popsugar

George Clooney and Cindy Crawford’s husband are making tequila together, because they’ll make millions just from Jennifer Aniston alone – Lainey Gossip

So is E.L. James a writer for Star Magazine now? – Celebitchy

AJ McCarron is mad that his hot girlfriend is more famous than his artistically beautiful chest tattoo – The Superficial 

There’s really only way for David Beckham to prove The Daily Mail wrong… My eyes are ready – Towleroad

FYI: The paparazzi still show up when Ashley Tisdale calls them – Hollywood Tuna 

Kim Kardashian is only letting calorie-free piss touch her body, thankyouverymuch! – ICYDK

Cindy Crawford’s still got it – Drunken Stepfather

Will Ferrell uses his big knife to cut Ryan Gosling’s warm butter – The Berry 

In case you wanted Jack Osbourne’s wife’s opinion on Taylor Swift’s non-stop carousel of a love life – IDLYITW

Elton John and David Furnish won’t announce the birth of their second kid until UsWeekly shows them that big money – I’m Not Obsessed

Jessica Chastain looks sleepy in InStyle – Cityrag

Jamie Chung’s look is very Contempo Casuals clearance rack chic – Moe Jackson 

Reese Witherspoon and I have the same yoga mat…except I haven’t used mine in at least 8 years – Popoholic

Jennifer Aniston needs to stop listening to Justin Theroux and step far away from the black leather for a while – Just Jared

Willow Smith is getting deep now – OMG Blog

Omarosa will probably rip Detective La Toya’s face off on Celebrity Apprentice, but it’s a good thing La Toya always keeps a spare one in her handbag – Crunk + Disorderly

Brad Paisley’s ode to Honey Boo Boo is obviously missing a verse about Mama June’s Forklift Foot – SOW