Afternoon Crumbs
Gabourey Sidibe and her fugged up, open-toed boot shoes stomped on all the hos at the Girls premiere last night - Popsugar
George Clooney and Cindy Crawford's husband are making tequila together, because they'll make millions just from Jennifer Aniston alone - Lainey Gossip
So is E.L. James a writer for Star Magazine now? - Celebitchy
AJ McCarron is mad that his hot girlfriend is more famous than his artistically beautiful chest tattoo - The Superficial
There's really only way for David Beckham to prove The Daily Mail wrong... My eyes are ready - Towleroad
FYI: The paparazzi still show up when Ashley Tisdale calls them - Hollywood Tuna
Kim Kardashian is only letting calorie-free piss touch her body, thankyouverymuch! - ICYDK
Cindy Crawford's still got it - Drunken Stepfather
Will Ferrell uses his big knife to cut Ryan Gosling's warm butter - The Berry
In case you wanted Jack Osbourne's wife's opinion on Taylor Swift's non-stop carousel of a love life - IDLYITW
Elton John and David Furnish won't announce the birth of their second kid until UsWeekly shows them that big money - I'm Not Obsessed
Jessica Chastain looks sleepy in InStyle - Cityrag
Jamie Chung's look is very Contempo Casuals clearance rack chic - Moe Jackson
Reese Witherspoon and I have the same yoga mat...except I haven't used mine in at least 8 years - Popoholic
Jennifer Aniston needs to stop listening to Justin Theroux and step far away from the black leather for a while - Just Jared
Willow Smith is getting deep now - OMG Blog
Omarosa will probably rip Detective La Toya's face off on Celebrity Apprentice, but it's a good thing La Toya always keeps a spare one in her handbag - Crunk + Disorderly
Brad Paisley's ode to Honey Boo Boo is obviously missing a verse about Mama June's Forklift Foot - SOW
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Oh lord...that photo of the fat black woman gives me the chills. Who in sam hell told her to wear a dress let alone a mini skirt when she weighs 580 lbs??? It looks like two tarps sewn together and dusted with glitter to make her look female. Sorry no matter how talented she is, her time is limited in HW and on earth. I predict death by diabetic shock in less than 5 years. And she will lose her feet to diabetes so those shoes probably wont see the light of another day...
When she first came on the scene as Precious, I figured Gabby would lose the weight, but oh no, she's gotten bigger! I just know weight watchers or jenny or some company has offered her free help and everything! Having a little extra weight is fine, but she's severely obese and it's not a good look.
Oh honey, you need to hire a stylist. That dress is not the look. I like her though she seems nice. Some these comments brought back a memory. My ex-boyfriend once told me "You would look cuter if you lost some weight." I swear I heard my jaw drop. I was like "Uhhh thanks I guess. WTF! You knew what I looked like when you got with me!" Not surprisingly I dumped him. I don't need a man who doesn't want the extra cushion for the pushin.
@agirl - whats to like about this abomination? No sane person would like this useless and disgusting pile of lard, so if u do, any other comment is useless....
Somehow I'm feeling very thin today.
Jennifer Aniston is getting very annoying and I used to really like her. That dress is hideous on her. Everything about her lately seems forced and contrived. And change that fucking hair already. It's not even flattering.
She's obese and that's not healthy. She needs to lose a lot of weight. Not become skinny but just to be more healthy. It cannot be physically comfortable to be that heavy.
Cindy Crawford is stunning but she does seem like an arrogant stuck up bitch.
That Gabby actress is going to die of a heart attack by the age of 35
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
the only reason i can think of why Gabby hasn't lost weight is because people identify her with her Precious character and she's still trying to bank on that (tho judging by the amount of roles she's had since Precious that strategy isn't working so well). it's not as if she can't afford to hire a trainer, do gastric bypass, etc.
My husband or friends will tell me, "That guy was flirting with you." But I'll always look at them like they are crazy and say, "No, he was just nice.
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This. Men often equate friendliness for flirting, especially lonely guys. I've had exactly the same scenarios happen to me:being accused of flirting when you're simply being friendly and interested in someone (and I'm interested in most people)& there's NO sexual element at all; or having a partner think someone is flirting with you when as you said, they're just being friendly.
Sheesh. There are some things men and women will never agree on.
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Open toed boots and less so, booties, just piss me off. I hope they go off trend REAL soon. Same with celebs who wear rain boots in the California dry sunshine! Really? Dumbasses.
Cindy Crawford looks lovely and has a beautiful set of hips, but she seems to be a bit of an arrogant asshole. Just the whiff I get from her most of time. Plus, she likely swings with the Clooney which is gross.
And I couldn't agree more that nearly everyone is attractive in some way. Sometimes it's in a quirky way, which to me, has always been the most alluring. My friends has always accused me of dating "weirdos" and I say "Well, guess what? Maybe I'm a weirdo and it suits me well enough". ha.
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I think she looks great, i don't know what crack rocks other people are smoking ; )
i agree that she should be in something different. That hemline isn't doing her right. The neckline is too high. the shoes - ugh the shoes. atrocious. but i do have to give her credit for wearing them. i'm about a 1/3 of her weight, and i have a very hard time walking in heels. girl needs a stylist that knows how to dress big girls.
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Submitted by KA on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 1:55am.
gabby here has a ton of confidence
That's not confidence, that's thighs.
I'll take a lone Gabby Sidourey over a million Lena Dunhams. She's not a pretentious ass, and she seems like a nice person.
I hope she does lose weight, but because she is probably in danger of diabetes.
Re Unicorn Hair and Ferret face: Sex seven times a day, and kinky sex too? Please, I doubt they've fucked once. They have the sullen awkwardness of people who can't stand each other, and they're probably only "together" until the DVD comes out.
KStewedPotatoes probably is planting these stories to try to woo back the idiot fans who she lost. "See? I totally love him! I do! I'm playing into your sick fantasies! Go see my movies!"
Aren't you supposed to get in good shape BEFORE a pregnancy, not during?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
gabby here has a ton of confidence - much more than my crazy ass. i say work it, girl.
and YES there are plennnnnnntof men that are interested in big girls.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Gabby. Don't you have any stylists. Or a gay friend with flair. That dress is a mess. You need a v neck with a much bigger purse and jewelry. The dress should have sleeves at least to the elbow and a few inches longer hemline and cut better. Doesn't have to be a tent but damn. Whenever I see her in interviews, she seems like a very funny, cool chick. But being that heavy cannot be healthy. Hope she gets it together soon.
This thread really tugged at my heart. I don't know what has gone on in her life to arrive at this point. Not getting all high and mighty--we all have our own issues. From what I understand, she is a very talented actress. Would love to see her around. And healthy.
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I had a horrid attitude for years. I went through 7 years of psychoanalysis to a very positive result. OT, my husband is an awesome musician and mathematician!
I've encountered loads of people in my lifetime who didn't have that gift of physical attractiveness. What made them stand out was simply a good personality, positivity about life and how they approached it.
And I've seen the opposite situation too, I could even count myself as one who was good looking with a shitty attitude.
It really is just cultivating a positive attitude. Doesn't mean you'll be guaranteed happiness but to get there you gotta change the fundamental way you think.
You cain't always get what you want but if you keep trying, sometimes you get what you need. It is so true. :)
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Oh, point of that comment: When I was 100 lbs, no one hit on me, except my husband.
I was around 100 lbs for years and approached for petite modeling (didn't do it--academic). Met my now husband from a one night stand at a local bar at around that weight. He thought that I was 24 and Jewish. Actually was a 32 year old Scottish/Welsh DAR non practicing Presbyterian WASP. I was very flattered that he thought that I was Jewish--until he found out my last name a while later. Together for 5 1/2 years married for 2 1/2. :)
What the hell does Gabby have on? She knows she is wrong for that ish. No. No. No. You need real friends in your life that won't just tell you what you want to hear. That sh!t is not cute and you KNOW this. Damn Gabby. Dayaum!!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Tigerlily,
I wish I had heard your menz advice when I was a fat youngin in high school. I lost some before college, enough to start getting looks, and like craycray Louise, Wowl and Chris, refused to believe. Lost my babyfat and still thought half of them were just being friendly. Now I know fat girl is a mind set, whether you're fat or not. I missed out on so much opportunity because my mind questioned and didn't know they don't analyze shit like we yapping hens do lol. I'm glad I finally caught on, but at 28 I wanna slap myself for how much I missed out on. Oh well, better late than ever. And your skinny "fat" ass doesn't need no mean professional trainer. Just go to the gym and start doing some squats next to the weights, and make sure you got those tight yoga pants on. You'll have a nice trainer (and then some) helping you in no time #slutways
I should be ashamed to say this but that picture makes me feel good about my arms.
She is obese & not very attractive to me, anyway, but maybe she is really sweet & smart & funny. Its great that she has the confidence to show that amount of skin while smiling & have an acting career. What is most unappealing to me is the outfit. Maybe something lighter/brighter in color would have flattered her more, there is no way black would be slimming at this point. The dress is all wrong for her shape, fine be obese & confident, but at least dress better for your size. She doesnt have to go out in a tent, covering all her skin, but there has to be a better in between.
I cant breath just looking at her, she looks so stuffed.
i'm concerned about her health but at this very moment i'm more concerned about her lack of a competent stylist. raise your professional game, Ms. Sidibe.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Either she is very confident or doesn't give a fuck, but i wouldn't wear anything sleeveless like that.
Chris- why do you assume people who flirt with you aren't sincere? People are attracted to different things. Maybe you've got gorgeous eyes or a smile that lights up your face or are witty as hell or have an incredible rack or an ass that won't quit or all those things. Those things are all attractive.
Hey, if you're getting hit on frequently, there must be something super cute about you. I never get hit on, but I'm really friendly and just assume others are being friendly, too. My husband or friends will tell me, "That guy was flirting with you." But I'll always look at them like they are crazy and say, "No, he was just nice."
I was watching Wendy Williams a couple of months ago and she said Gabourey Sidibe had lost weight and that she looked good...if she has lost weight it's sad that it's not noticeable.
Submitted by Saix on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:47pm.
I don't care about Gabby's weight, but for her own health, I hope she's taking care of herself.
I just wish homegurl chose more comfortable shoes.$
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If she wore spiked heels she'd stike oil.
Cookie_monster- LOL true story.
The worst part of that outfit is that it hugs her big belly. Get some damned spanx.
I'm sorry but she's absolutely disgusting. She'll die soon if she doesn't lose some weight.
12stepstohell: Thin women think they're chubby. Chubby women think they're fat. Fat women think they're obese. Obese women think they look like supermodels.
A case of butterbody and poor taste in clothes. She has an extremely pretty face.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I don't care about Gabby's weight, but for her own health, I hope she's taking care of herself.
I just wish homegurl chose more comfortable shoes. I feel bad for her having to walk around with those because yikes. Her feet must have hurt after awhile.
GOOD LAWD!!! I'm otherwise speechless.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10
Me too. Although, every once in awhile a young one will hit on me. It's either the 60 y/o gramps, or the kid young enough to be my son. Never in my age group, though.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 8:53pm.
Hon, don't put yourself down like that. If you are fat, so what. You are here on this planet for a reason. If you don't feel you're worth it, no one else will, either. You are beautiful.
I've got the obesity and I'm fucking gorgeous.
That outfit is hideous.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:26pm.
Team Tigerlily. Skinny tall with bloat here , too. I can't get my ass to exercise . Fuck it.
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HA! I know! I'm like, 'Ok, this has gotten out of control, I'm totally going to hire a personal trainer." and then I'm like "but he/she will be all MEAN to me and make me do things I don't want to do." I'm such a pathetic pussy. I'd be disgusted with myself but...meh.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:21pm.
Tigerlilly, lol I like how you think! You a practical ho. Yass to tappin' dat ass. Get it. hahah
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Girl, can I get an AMEN??? The mens is like humming birds to the sweet, sweet nectar twixt yo' legs. They don't care about the size of the flower. WORD.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Team Tigerlily. Skinny tall with bloat here , too. I can't get my ass to exercise . Fuck it.
Tigerlilly, lol I like how you think! You a practical ho. Yass to tappin' dat ass. Get it. hahah
@Wowl, I agree with Tiger. The letches maybe but not everyone. Maybe they're just flirting with you.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:03pm.
I get hit on by old men. The last time someone under the age of 50 hit on me was years ago. Idk why I attracted the oldies, but if I ever decide to go the Anna Nicole Smith route, I got one foot in the door. And I still believe fugly dlisters are a myth .
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Old fucks love me too!!!! And I'm a skinny ho...Well, I'm bloated as fuck, but skinny fat...Ewww...seriously, I need to get in shape, but I'm kinda 'meh' about it. Anyway I'm fuckin' HOT AS HELL for the geriatric set. Oh, yeah...Tiger do it to 'em like dat.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:57pm.
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Agree with ya Chris, not everyone can be a supermodel. However, I say, if someone likes you, why convince them otherwise? Don't know if you've encountered this but some people have an air about them that makes them attractive despite what they themselves might think. To each their own, right?
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:58pm.
((Chris)), I can relate. I don't get hit on or cat-called really, but when I do, I am sure they are doing it to see if I go with it so they can make fun of me later.
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Girls, in general men are not that conniving. No, the mens want nothing to do with womens they don't wanna fuck. Sure, they may be nice to 'em cuz they mama raised 'em right, but in general, they ain't gonna put you on they radar if they don't wanna hit it. Now, I'm not sayin' that's not all they wanna do. I'm not sayin' it aint just a drive by, but I'm sayin' if dude is reasonably sober and flirtin' with yo' ass, he wants summadat. Simple as that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She needs a longer dress..not the legs you wanna show off lady.
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Aww Chris, don't say that about yourself. Everyone is attractive in some way. I knew a girl who looked like that Rosy De Palma lady, except she was blonde (she was Russian). Had never known anyone who had that look, within a few weeks, I saw that she was actually very pretty. Maybe it was her personality (she was pretty funny and while quiet, she was interesting), but still, her features were unique and she stood out in a good way. : )
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I get hit on by old men. The last time someone under the age of 50 hit on me was years ago. Idk why I attracted the oldies, but if I ever decide to go the Anna Nicole Smith route, I got one foot in the door. And I still believe fugly dlisters are a myth .