Someone Is Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Stealing Elizabeth Taylor’s Bracelet

January 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Add “Elizabeth Taylor’s bracelet” to the list of ten thousand things that Lindsay Lohan allegedly put her sticky fingers on while filming Liz & Dick. Kleptohan was accused of trashing La Liz’s old trailer and stealing a rocking chair, and now La Liz’s longtime nurse is claiming that the freckled snatcher took a fancy bracelet from her.

Radar says that Liz’s nurse got friendly with LiLo (mistake #1) during filming and invited her over (mistake #2) to show her an expensive bracelet from La Liz (mistake #2). Right after LiLo’s visit, the nurse realized she got Lohan’d. The nurse’s bracelet from Elizabeth Taylor was missing and LiLo kept denying she took it. When the nurse threatened to call the cops, LiLo magically spit up the bracelet and gave it back. I really hope that when LiLo gave it back, she at least dropped it on the table after saying, “This has always brought me good luck.” It’s what Liz would’ve wanted. The source had this to say about LiLo’s latest act of thievery:

“Elizabeth had given the nurse an expensive bracelet that was very meaningful to her and the nurse absolutely cherished it. Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse’s house … on the very same day Lindsay had been to visit.

The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down after she called Lindsay and she swore she did not take the bracelet and categorically denied having it in her possession. The nurse knew that was a blatant lie as the bracelet disappeared after Lindsay was at the house and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it. In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired.”

Radar also has a story about how Bravo tried to take back the $250,000 worth of furniture that they gave LiLo for the show Million Dollar Decorators after she refused to film the big reveal. Bravo couldn’t get any of the furniture back because she moved it all to an unknown storage unit. I saw that episode last night and can’t believe that crap was worth $250,000. You can get all that shit at a PB Kids outlet.

Anyway, how does everybody not know that Lindsay Lohan takes shit? That nurse should know that LiLo will steal a tampon right out of your twat if she needed one. It’s her way and it’s the reason why State Farm now offers Lindsay Lohan insurance to homeowners. It’s half of that nurse’s fault for not slapping LoJack and The Club on that bracelet before letting LiLo even know that it exists.

Everybody should do what my abuelita did practically every night: spoon with your pocketbook in bed, because you never know when a Lohan might try to take something from it.

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