Someone Is Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Stealing Elizabeth Taylor's Bracelet
Add "Elizabeth Taylor's bracelet" to the list of ten thousand things that Lindsay Lohan allegedly put her sticky fingers on while filming Liz & Dick. Kleptohan was accused of trashing La Liz's old trailer and stealing a rocking chair, and now La Liz's longtime nurse is claiming that the freckled snatcher took a fancy bracelet from her.
Radar says that Liz's nurse got friendly with LiLo (mistake #1) during filming and invited her over (mistake #2) to show her an expensive bracelet from La Liz (mistake #2). Right after LiLo's visit, the nurse realized she got Lohan'd. The nurse's bracelet from Elizabeth Taylor was missing and LiLo kept denying she took it. When the nurse threatened to call the cops, LiLo magically spit up the bracelet and gave it back. I really hope that when LiLo gave it back, she at least dropped it on the table after saying, "This has always brought me good luck." It's what Liz would've wanted. The source had this to say about LiLo's latest act of thievery:
“Elizabeth had given the nurse an expensive bracelet that was very meaningful to her and the nurse absolutely cherished it. Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse’s house … on the very same day Lindsay had been to visit.
The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down after she called Lindsay and she swore she did not take the bracelet and categorically denied having it in her possession. The nurse knew that was a blatant lie as the bracelet disappeared after Lindsay was at the house and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it. In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. One of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired."
Radar also has a story about how Bravo tried to take back the $250,000 worth of furniture that they gave LiLo for the show Million Dollar Decorators after she refused to film the big reveal. Bravo couldn't get any of the furniture back because she moved it all to an unknown storage unit. I saw that episode last night and can't believe that crap was worth $250,000. You can get all that shit at a PB Kids outlet.
Anyway, how does everybody not know that Lindsay Lohan takes shit? That nurse should know that LiLo will steal a tampon right out of your twat if she needed one. It's her way and it's the reason why State Farm now offers Lindsay Lohan insurance to homeowners. It's half of that nurse's fault for not slapping LoJack and The Club on that bracelet before letting LiLo even know that it exists.
Everybody should do what my abuelita did practically every night: spoon with your pocketbook in bed, because you never know when a Lohan might try to take something from it.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by rook on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:20pm.
Check out the recent NYT Mag article about her shenanigans filming The Canyons -
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-...
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I don't get it. She was a fucking disaster to work with, but he wants to cast her in another movie? WTF?
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I read that too. That shit she gave to Deen “That’s unprofessional to treat your director like that. Just very disrespectful.” After being late a thousand times and refusing to do shots and fucking up the production and shit.
As to why Schrader would cast her again... Stunt casting, I'm guessing. Same reason she was in Liz & Dick. This movie is getting way more press than it would without her.. It basically says Schrader's career is all but over. What does he have to lose?
I would really love to hear Deen talk about working with her once this movie has premiered and he doesn't have to play the PR game and be nice. I'd also love to see a no-holds-barred making of featurette.
You know that Ellis is going to write something skewering her. A new book or some screenplay about a cracked out mess called "Linda Loran" or some shit who gets brutally murdered at the end or turns out to be Patrick Bateman's long lost daughter or something.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by rook on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:20pm. Check out the recent NYT Mag article about her shenanigans filming The Canyons -
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-... **********************************************
I don't get it. She was a fucking disaster to work with, but he wants to cast her in another movie? WTF?
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Seriously. I thought Bret Easton Ellis was the one who hired her since he's all about trashy shit, but even he didn't want her. She can't even pretend to be reliable for only 3 weeks of shooting.
I'm more intrigued by this James Deen guy, who she was a total brat to, and the mysterious middle-aged man who follows her around with presents. Ick.
It pains me to say it, but I can see the Lindsay/Liz resemblance in that photos...not now obviously but like 5 years ago when Lohan was pretty.
http://ocio.laprovincia.es/img_contenido/noticias/2012/04/72739/2012_04_...
like man that was a good face, too bad it's been destroyed over the past five years.
Submitted by rook on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:20pm.
Check out the recent NYT Mag article about her shenanigans filming The Canyons -
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-...
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I don't get it. She was a fucking disaster to work with, but he wants to cast her in another movie? WTF?
Fuck. When are people going to stop giving this bitch chances and just call the fucking cops on her lying, theiving ass? Fuck her. Give her the opportunity to steal from you and she will. It's a FACT.
When will she run out of suckers to try to scam? That old nurse is a dum dum.
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"This has always brought me luck" LMFAO!!!
Think this Christmas was the first since I was born where I didn't see that old ass commercial aired!
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Check out the recent NYT Mag article about her shenanigans filming The Canyons -
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-...
"That nurse should know that LiLo will steal a tampon right out of your twat if she needed one. "
That statement right there is the reason I love you so MK... XOXOXOXO
I really hope that when LiLo gave it back, she at least dropped it on the table after saying, "This has always brought me good luck." It's what Liz would've wanted.
LMAO ^
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Submitted by Saphris on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:17am.
Speaking of terrible Winona movies when my friend and I were stuck indoors during Hurricane Sandy we watched this GOD AWFUL movie with Winona and James Franco called the Letter. It was the biggest piece of crap ever. Like it was trying to be Black Swan and Memento but failed terribly.... I was like poooooooooor Winona.
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What a beautiful picture!
I agree about Winona. Towards the end of her hey-day, she was doing some bizarre films for her (alien) and just downright awful stuff (that Richard Gere movie). I think the public lost interest, but I've always loved her. Bat shit crazy and all.
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I just can't believe this story. I don't know why. It's just so ridiculous that she would steal and think that she would get away with it. Seriously. I mean at this point I wonder if people are just planting stories? But then we don't know the nurse's name or see her on TV so it's not fame the nurse is after... so I guess it's true. Lindsay needs psychiatric care in a lock down unit.
I don't get the attitude that if you're dumb enough to get robbed, you deserve it.
It seems almost impossible that everybody doesn't know about Lindsay, but that's the real reals that gossip fans and Lindsay's family need to realize. Lindsay Lohan, and Lindsay's reputation is not in every person's common knowledge database. I bet there are even some people who have never even heard of her or her royal gypsy grifter hooker highness...
I know, right?
Submitted by hexe: "...It doesn't matter if she needs it or not--if it doesn't belong to her, but she decides she wants it, she's taking it. Especially if you expressed some attachment to or value of the thing in question."
YESSSS to the stealing just to spite you.
Stolen bracelet, boy-band groupie, cokey mom, bruises and scrapes, vag-kicking dad, 3 packs a day, rattty weave, shady black dude, all cones moved, vodka in water bottles, cigarette-burned furs...never stop living your dreams. God bless. xx
PS -two dudes gave her $100,000 each, so I am jelis, still! GET MONEY.
"This world is a whore."
That nurse should know that LiLo will steal a tampon right out of your twat if she needed one.
It doesn't matter if she needs it or not--if it doesn't belong to her, but she decides she wants it, she's taking it. Especially if you expressed some attachment to or value of the thing in question.
Now cue White Oprah for the block: "My child does not steal, she is taken advantage of for the publicity it brings..." Because La Liz's old nurse is really angling for the paps to haunt her doorstep, right?
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
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"the freckled snatcher" oh shit that made me laugh until it hurt.
i know i am going to be thrown a lot of shade for saying this, but i can kinda see lohan in this pic. kinda.
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IKR! Itz a horrifying experience to see Lilos face every time a pic of Liz pops up.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
All she would have had to have said was, "So sorry. I didn't realize that was a bracelet. I thought it was my diamond encrusted ankle monitor."
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If something is so sentimental to you, why the fuck are you showing this low life thief? I mean come on, this lady should know better. She's lucky she got the bracelet back, and if she hadn't gotten it back, I wouldn't feel sorry for her...What a dumb dumb.
Anyone with valuables who will potentially have Lohan near them ought to just file a presumptive police report for grand theft because the bitch can't leave someone's house without a souvenir.
What's she going to do next? Exhume Richard Burton's corpse and rape it? Fuck, she's so low-rent, she'd probably just settle for Eddie Fisher.
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Submitted by PYT on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:34pm.
For once, I believe Lindsey. I don't believe this BS from the nurse. How much did she get paid for this story?
nice try, Aliana
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:11am
??? i didn't read anything about a Black guy at the nurse's house ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by PYT on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:34pm.
For once, I believe Lindsey. I don't believe this BS from the nurse. How much did she get paid for this story?
So I see despite Lindsay's record she still has potential future victims who think she's even an ounce honest.
Puppy, she must kick herself for not living La Vida Goopy, throwing elegant parties and cleansing the world one colon at at time, LOL. Ita, RDJ is an excellent actor who turned his life around with hard work, unlike Sheen. I reel at what celebrities get away with these days. Were it to happen today, she'd probably revive her career. Dang, did I say that out loud?
OnT: How could they cast Lilo as Liz?! She was flawless. So happy I missed that.
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Is this the same person who back-ended a semi on the PCH at high noon, told the police that she had no idea how any of it happened and walked away scotfree? Now you're telling me that she returned a $50,000 bauble because someone threatened to call the police? I think someone's telling a big fib here.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:26pm.
winniwins -- I couldn't believe what a boring decorating job that Kathryn Ireland did on Blohan's house. Shit, I could do a way better job than that. If I were to pick one of the decorators from that show to do my house, I'd pick Martyn Lawrence Bullard; he always does a fabulous job decorating interiors. But yeah, Blohan is a fucking mess.
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She's a terrible decorator. I'd pick Martin too! He's divine, darling! However, not liking what I'm seeing with his sisters pub.
If the story is true, it's exactly the same MO as the necklace heist.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:42pm.
It appears that the only things that she hasn't allegedly stolen lately are scenes.
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I saw what you did there.
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Why is it that I'm not surprised?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:01pm.
I'll never understand why she did it but her scandal is almost insignificant compared to the fatal DUIs and other bad stuff these days. I kinda feel bad for her for ruining her career over something so dumb.
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Within, I don't think the shoplifting scandal was what ruined Wynona's career--she even milked the thing for laughs on SNL. Others have overcome far worse--RDJ comes to mind--and gone on to even bigger and better careers than they had previously to fucking up. I think WR made some bad choices career-wise and probably had a sub-par agent is more like it. It's tough to stay on top and maintain the level of success she enjoyed, scandal or no.
Why are they called "Million" Dollar Decorators when they only spent 250 thousand? The ghost of Liz will get her one day...it's only a matter of time.
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She steals because her dad punched her mom in 1986, you guys!
I do believe she'll serve hard time in prison one day...if she doesn't OD and die first.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf: "I'm guessing the nurse wanted to sleep with Lindsay? There is no reasonable explanation as to why said nurse would invite her over to marvel at the bracelet. This whole story sounds manufactured: every part of it except that Lindsay stole something."
Now that's something. Or there's a drug angle.
And Blowhan must be one hell of a con artist. She gets people to do all sorts of stuff for her. I think it'd be easy to get the nurse to invite her over. Flattery, seduction, negging, good drugs... Lindsay know what it'll take to get what she wants.
She screwed over Bravo Andy?
I'm glad this came out now after all the boohoo Lindsay came from a broken home sob stories. This shows her TRUE colors. To steal from not just a NURSE, who has more than likely worked damn hard for everything she owns, but one who cared for Elizabeth and had a special relationship with her. That's fucking low, even for Blohan.
Submitted by PYT on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:34pm.
For once, I believe Lindsey. I don't believe this BS from the nurse. How much did she get paid for this story?
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Yeah, such BS! That's why "one of Lindsay’s people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse" right? Because Blohan never took it?
I'm guessing the nurse wanted to sleep with Lindsay? There is no reasonable explanation as to why said nurse would invite her over to marvel at the bracelet. This whole story sounds manufactured: every part of it except that Lindsay stole something.
Oh Twatty, you didn't like Winona, not even in her heyday? I'll never understand why she did it but her scandal is almost insignificant compared to the fatal DUIs and other bad stuff these days. I kinda feel bad for her for ruining her career over something so dumb.
So glad MK chose this beautiful pic of Liz instead of Lilo. ;p
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As much as I love this story, it's months too late to be believable.
"This world is a whore."
No, she had become SO TRANSFORMED into Elizabeth Taylor during filming that it was really the spirit of La Liz taking her own bracelet back.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
When I was 8, a new girl in the neighborhood showed me how to steal a can of Sprite out of the old drink machine at the apartment complex near our neighborhood.
I stole two cans over several days and was plagued with such guilt that I confessed it five or six times to the priest at our church. He finally said, "I absolve you and God forgives you. It is done. It is over."
I am just dumbfounded at how LL can steal like she does, how she is enabled by most of the people who she steals from and lastly, how she gets away with it and isn't in jail or prison.
And I hope the IRS gets a chunk of that money paid to her by that man in London and the sheik.
It appears that the only things that she hasn't allegedly stolen lately are scenes.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:31pm.
Some day she's going to miscalculate and get hers. I am confident-----------------
I hope she does.maybe it's the hormones talking (I am usually more compassionate) but since she won't learn about consequences from the law, perhaps she'll learn from the other side, when someone puts a best down on her, scares the shit out of her.
I'll admit I am way pissed off with this vacuous waste of skin getting to live the way she does, without consequences, while the rest of us struggle while living with integrity.
I hope it bites her, and hard. Disgusting trash family.
Hekki, even though the Buddha would not approve (Blowhan makes it so hard), I wish that next time she rips someone off its somebody with the means and connections to seriously FUCK HER UP and get away with it. See how SHE likes it. Maybe that Brunai prince?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:09pm.
We say that too. There is no hope for this girl. She is a lying, thieving mess.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:10pm.
Do you guys think security patted her down and cavity-searched Lindsay and Dina after she left the Brunei guy's party? They must have been like my pug nephew at the Thanksgiving table - wishing for all that good stuff, but knowing they'd never get away with it... There must have been crazy jewelry at that party.
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Not really. I think she knows how to work people and like you said, I think she knows her target. She's a con artist. Pretty sure the sultan is paying for her hotel and gave her a few baubles too.
No wonder Liz loved jewelry. It looks so right on her. Look at that photo. She was so goddamn beautiful and the jewels just BELONG on her. ETA: not many women can pull off the piles of diamonds she's wearing. I'm in awe.
And what nerve you have to have, to go to someone's HOME and steal from them while they're THERE. Even robbers wait until you're not there.
Some day she's going to miscalculate and get hers. I am confident.