Open Post: Hosted By The New Kellan Lutz And His Girlfriend

January 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Alexander Ludwig played Cato in the first Hunger Games movie and since (SPOILER ALERT!) he’s not going to be in the second one, he has to keep his face out there somehow and the easiest way to do that is to do the G-rated “hitting it hard from the back” pose with his girlfriend in Hawaii.

There were so many pictures of Alexander picking up his girlfriend. He picked her up in the water, picked her up in the sand and picked her up while walking to the beach. Picks stuff up: that’s what he does. I guess when you’ve got that many muscles in you arms, you just pick people and shit up all the time. If Alexander Ludwig never stops picking things up, he’ll be Suri Cruise’s boyfriend in 12 years. He’s Suri Cruise’s dream husband, because if she married him she’d never have to walk again!

And to answer the question in your head, yes I just spent 10 minutes staring at these pictures and asking myself, “Is that a peen print or an air bubble?”

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