Wednesday, January 9th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By The New Kellan Lutz And His Girlfriend

Alexander Ludwig played Cato in the first Hunger Games movie and since (SPOILER ALERT!) he's not going to be in the second one, he has to keep his face out there somehow and the easiest way to do that is to do the G-rated "hitting it hard from the back" pose with his girlfriend in Hawaii.

There were so many pictures of Alexander picking up his girlfriend. He picked her up in the water, picked her up in the sand and picked her up while walking to the beach. Picks stuff up: that's what he does. I guess when you've got that many muscles in you arms, you just pick people and shit up all the time. If Alexander Ludwig never stops picking things up, he'll be Suri Cruise's boyfriend in 12 years. He's Suri Cruise's dream husband, because if she married him she'd never have to walk again!

And to answer the question in your head, yes I just spent 10 minutes staring at these pictures and asking myself, "Is that a peen print or an air bubble?"

Posted by: Michael K


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Wow, it’s really very risky and typical.

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WinterOwl22's picture

Finally got o the part where Christina performed. She preformed Blank Page and I thought it was very good. This song features her usual big vocals but also quieter almost understated vocals during the verses.

She also got The Voice Award. I'm confused though. If the fans voted, then why didn't they buy her album (or songs) as well? It's a shame her album hasn't done well, it's actually really good. The songs are fun, and she doesn't have any filler (as she's had in previous albums). I hope she actually tours and promotes it more (not that I'll go to her concert). Maybe it will sell later?

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Hi TR!

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oh, Open Post! just when everyone else has gone to bed!

*shakes crumbs out from underboob area, since no one is looking*

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Has anyone written a paper on the Scarlet Letter .. Oh in the last 10 years? Question: was Hester Prynne redeemed? Thank you...

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
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Night Within.

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Wowl, Foxxy, lol You guys have a good night. Remember, ...beauty and elegance... and butt plugs.

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Shemar Moore just presented Alicia Keys.

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lmao @ WOwl and Within!! Zac, you in danger girl!! [WOwl, you may have nailed it for realz!!!]

Within -- i really did snort a little adult beverage outta my nose at "*hair flip, spin*" :-P

good night ladies and Rande!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WinterOwl22's picture

Within, will do!

Foxxy- my next wedding collage will be of Taylor and Zac Efron!
It will be a multicolored hydrangea and and they will get married on white horses with unicorn horns made of hydrangea petals. Taylor will wear her hair in curls and Zac will use 2 sets of fake eyelashes and get a faux tan that infuses diamond dust to bring on the glamour!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:43am.
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Sounds like you had an excellent day! Glad to hear that! Let us know if there are any drunken disasters at the show, ok?

@Foxxy, thanks for ruining the visual of my leather chaps, with TommyGirl and Travolta's greasy leathers and horsetail gags. *hair flip, spin*

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@ Within -- yeah, i'm sure wherever the Future President of the United States goes there are a lot of leather chaps around...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

Hi WOwl! that sounds like a great end of day despite missing the precise sunset. have you picked new subjects for your celebrity dream wedding collage yet?

*finds and dusts off my Stripped and Back to Basics cds in solidarity w/WOwl*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Foxxy, if the unicorns go, so do the cute leather chaps. And they had ruffles. Walking through a field of wildflowers. They meant something else, I am sure of it. The elegance of it all!

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Hey GG, Within, Foxxy, Rande, Johny's Girl, PHM, and MJT!

Today was a pretty good day. I went on a hike with a friend after work and I missed the sunset but still enjoyed the skyline. Imma watch the People's choice awards now. Ive never seen 'em but Christina Aguilera is performing.

Yes, I'm a fan, so? SO?!?! : P

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@ within -- please leave the pristine name of unicorns out of this inelegant mess, tyvm

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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@ Miss Jane -- thank you so much for your patience and understanding. i wish this was a green room and i could give you an extra swag bag :-)

on diff note, anyone else see the Clooney-Keibler-Crawford-Gerber tequila commercial?! cannot wait for MK's post on that, um, completely and utterly fictional presentation

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:09am.

You been dlinking, Within-chan.

I like staying at the old-school Finisterra, one of the first hotels in Cabo and located right where the Pacific meets the Cortez. It has massive palapas by the pools, where you can watch the whales cruise by the beach.

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Foxxy, I can't believe they actually said they wanted to do that. Figured it was a euphemism for something involving freakshows and unicorns.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:03am.

LOL, it's cool. I've been working and playing a lot...so I was like did I come here a little overserved :) Hahahaha...

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@ Within

wildflowers field from the Cruise post...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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LandéS, you make me laugh, long time.

Ask for the palapa if you go on the vacay. Those are hot. ;p

Can't wrap my head around Costco selling packages, but why not?

@Foxxy, lol what's that mean?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:03am.

hmmmm, Within, i dunno. the only cure might be running through a field of wildflowers...

#theymadethatpartup,right?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:01am.
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I asked SDR if her sick horse was alright the other day. OLOL She was gracious and didn't laugh. Oh yes she did.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:56am.

I don't think Costco does air, for some reason. They just have a few goofy packages in the usual vacay spots. 'Course, you have to buy 24 of them to get a discount.

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Foxxy, I said it wasn't full blown Ebola yet! (tm GG). Give it a couple days, it needs to fester, it's not contagion, HELLO!

lol

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:01am.

oooohhh, sorry. you know, of course now that you say that it may have been louise... i get brilliant women confused all the time

*hopes that works and slinks away*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:58am.

Are you sure that was me? That's freaking me out...I'm not looking for a job :/. What thread was this. People confuse me with Snowy a lot?!

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bye GG!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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@ Miss Jane -- you were working hard at it the other day, just curious. whichever day that was i was helping a friend w/his, took us 2 days to do it. wondered if you were done or still working on it, hoped you were done too. lot of work to condense professional elegance into terse phrases

/not a stalker ;-)

Within, i hope the cooties don't win!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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RandéS, Costco travel? $500 with air, is that all-inclusive? Mind you, four days with nothing but camarones and tequila, in the heat, you'll be well cooked. Do they fly Costco Air?

@Johnnysgirl, of course one can love them again. "MizzBijou, Die Spazikat and Nibbler" those are some great names! ;p

Night GG!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:53am.

Eeeeek. no why?

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Nite everyone! See you all tomorrow.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:51am.

@ Foxxy - PRESENT!

helloooooooo - just wanted to know if you got your resume done and out? :-)

*don't sit next to within, she has cooties!*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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@ Foxxy - PRESENT!

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WithinReason...'s picture

PHM, that's good. I spent the day moving offices. Kicked up a lot of dust and it's still a mess! I want to burn it all. lol Other than that, trying to keep to this year's resolutions. Basically, nothing to excess. How about you? Other than your injury, did the year start off ok for you?

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PHM, this guy is 37. I dont know what to tell you girl, between the douches and the psychos, it's tough.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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At least furbabies dont want to go to college! :(

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:18am.

I mean there must be some middle ground between Justin Beaver and Santa Claus or I'm screwed

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All these lame photos do is remind me I need a warm winter vacay. Costco Travel (who knew?) has a four-night, many-extras package at a new hotel (Sheraton Hacienda del Mar) 10km out of Cabo for around $400 a person. $300 for air, $500 for camarones and tequila, and you're good.

Not a promotion or solicitation to sell: http://www.costcotravel.com/Vacation-Packages/Mexico/Los-Cabos/Offers/ME...

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GardeningGirl, I'm so sorry about Charlie. I lost my baby MizzBijou (chatty tortie cat side-kick all thru college) about three years ago - I was surprised at how devastated I was. She was my best friend.

Johnny and I adopted Die Spazikat and Nibbler about a year and 1/2 ago. In the beginning, I felt bad because I wondered whether I could ever love a fur friend the way I lived MizzB. But of course, now they are my world, my furkids. I don't even care how that sounds. Now that johnny and I are married, we are Married With FurChildren. Woop!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:15am.

Hey Withy! My Ankle is there. I used my crutches for two days instead of staying home and getting nothing accomplished. It will be alright.

How have you been? What'a new with you?

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GG, Hockey F, "Afficionado of the Butt Chocolate" and "Chocolate Starfish"??? AHAHAHAHAH *chokes* AHAHAHAHAHAH stooopppppp I just peed a little. ;p

And Hockey Fan, that's just plain scary. The guy next door? Night to you.

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good night Hockey Fan.

* puts collar over nose and mouth when Within walks by*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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PHM, they got old and fat.

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Nite Hockey fan. Hope tomorrow is better!

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Hi PrettyHateM, sorry I missed you. How are you tonight? How's the ankle? Did you stay off it and rest a few days? Last I heard you had it wrapped up. Is it any better? I'm good. Just trying to fight off a bug. It hasn't hit me full-on but it won't go away either. Pesky thing, it's probably waiting for the weekend. lol

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:12am.

Gross! I can't take all of this new hipster crap. What happened to big and strong men?

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Well, horz, it's been a slice. I'm off to bed, got a long day ahead tomorrow. Thanks for all the nice comments. You guys are gold, I tell ya. Gold!!

*pops valium, trips over that ramen-eating GG, falls on bed, passes out*