Not The Look: Bradley Cooper's Middle Parted Hair
If you're a dude and you're not 1995 Nick Carter or a highly skilled Canadian carpenter who can easily turn a dingy basement into an $800/a month apartment, then you should proceed with caution when attempting to part your hair in the middle. Note to dudes everywhere: the middle part is a privilege and not a right.
God gave most dudes fingers and just because we have God-given fingers doesn't mean we should use that shit to part our hair in the middle. Sometimes a finger does you good (see: self-fingering) and sometimes it does you wrong (see: middle parted hair). Learn from Bradley Cooper's ass. B. Coop wore middle parted hair to the National Board of Review Awards Gala in NYC last night and it made him look like an overgrown man child who spends his lunch break licking the crotch part of ladies panties in the intimate apparel section at JcPenney. That's the kind of evil power the middle part has. Part with caution!
Here's some dudes at last night's National Board of Review Awards Gala who got the memo and did not attempt the middle part: Ben Affleck, Chris Tucker, John C. Reilly and Daniel Craig.
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Bradley is a petite nelly homosexual.
Are there nude photos of Bradley presenting bung-hole?
Twatty - I had to Google David Straithairn. I've seen him in so many movies but never knew his name! He's a really good actor, but I can't forget him as the pervy dad in Delores Claiborne :). Yeah, he was good in the movie. Lincoln has a lot of actors in it that I didn't recognize due to all of the facial hair. If you go to see the movie with someone, there'll definitely be a lot of 'hey, isn't that...?' going on between the two of you.
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I have a middle part *hangs head in shame* but my hair is much thicker and goes down to my waist, so it's not as bad right?
Bradley,,, that was my hair '80's style >:)
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"Have you met Howard?"
I had to look up David Strathairn, who's mentioned below. He seems to be a typical "that guy" actor - recognisable, but not a household name.
But wow. Just wow. I'd say I'd do him, but he probably has to fend off both men and women with sticks.
Someone got a flat iron and a box of Nice 'n' Easy in her Christmas stocking!
Daniel Craig is present.
Everyone else can go sit down.
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:30pm.
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I was turned on by it. Owning your sexuality is sexy. And I got to imagine all the things I'd do to him if I had him tied up in that chair. Yum.
I acted out my fantasies on my man when we got home ;)
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That was hot.
Maybe it's because Iv'e been sick for too long and my yes yes has cobwebs and I haven't had human contact for a month, but whatever.
*gets all tingly*
Run away little_rascal! Run away!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Not a good hair choice, Bradley.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He looks like the psycho opossum that lives in my garden, the same hypnotizing beady eyes and rat face.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
girlfromipanema -- I haven't seen "Skyfall," but I agree about Daniel Craig making my bits tingly.
I haven't seen "Lincoln" yet. Can anyone tell me me how big of a part David Strathairn has in it? I have a mad crush on him; talk about a man who makes my bits tingly!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:30pm.
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I was turned on by it. Owning your sexuality is sexy. And I got to imagine all the things I'd do to him if I had him tied up in that chair. Yum.
I acted out my fantasies on my man when we got home ;)
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:36pm.
^^^^^^^^^^
I so owe you. MWAH
I love you gals of the DListed crowd. Makes me believe in the human race a little bit. We get tingly over MEN, not douche nozzles who paid a PR person a ton of money to get attention.
Smart+Strong+Confident (but not smug) = HOT
Submitted by bridgjones on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:34pm.
My bits got tingly when the villain has Bond tied to a chair and is flirting with him and trying to make Bond uncomfortable and Bond says: “What makes you think this is my first time?"
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*Googles showtimes for Skyfall*
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The scene is on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_mF9bsCiIY
My bits got tingly when the villain has Bond tied to a chair and is flirting with him and trying to make Bond uncomfortable and Bond says: “What makes you think this is my first time?"
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*Googles showtimes for Skyfall*
ME, the way his accent kept going in and out made me want to run screaming into the hills.
Did you also notice the Kajagoogoo hair he and Rickman were wearing? Wow!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:28pm.
who cares if ben or bradley are wearing hairpieces (which i don't think they are? actresses fuck with their faces to the point of being unrecognizable and no one harps on that (excep for Nicole Kidman, everyone picks on her frozen face). and let's not get into the phony looking hair extensions.
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Oh, we do give them shit too. Renee Z, anyone? I'm glad Ben is wearing a piece. He would not look good showing his chrome dome. His face is all kinds of fucked right now though.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:42pm.
Chris Tucker, MAAAANNNNN!! I love that bug-eyed fool
IKR! and he looks better here than i've seen him in years. Chris has serious health issues
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My college roommate got a chance to go to some summit of African leaders in Kenya a few years back. She got to dance with Chris Tucker and the President of Burundi (she's a huge Eddie Izzard fan so that part was her favorite). She only had good things to say about Chris, though she couldn't figure out why he was there.
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:20pm.
Went to see Skyfall this weekend. Daniel Craig can ride me hard and put me away wet any day. I don't know what it is about him, but damn! He gets my naughty bits tingly.
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My bits got tingly when the villain has Bond tied to a chair and is flirting with him and trying to make Bond uncomfortable and Bond says: “What makes you think this is my first time?"
Hopefully Daniel Craig will be tackling the difficult brown with a guy in the next Bond film. LOL
It's called a butt cut!
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who cares if ben or bradley are wearing hairpieces (which i don't think they are? actresses fuck with their faces to the point of being unrecognizable and no one harps on that (excep for Nicole Kidman, everyone picks on her frozen face). and let's not get into the phony looking hair extensions.
Submitted by chinchilla: "i was trying to think of what his hair reminded me of and your post about 80s child actor hair brought it home: he's got My Buddy hair!
http://www.geocities.ws/chucky_shrine/mybuddy.jpg"
I wish you could have heard how HARD I laughed when I opened that. You totally nailed it.
I was sorta thinking of Andy from "Family Ties" or little Joey Lawrence, but they weren't quite right. My Buddy is IT.
Am I the only one who didn't like Skyfall? I thought it was awful.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:55pm.
Whamo, it wasn't a big part but he did a good job.
I especially liked a scene with Robert DeNiro.
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I loved the scene where Jennifer Lawrence SHUTS DOWN Robert DeNiro. That girl has talents AND balls.
Went to see Skyfall this weekend. Daniel Craig can ride me hard and put me away wet any day. I don't know what it is about him, but damn! He gets my naughty bits tingly.
Speaking of Friar Tuck.....I watched "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" this weekend. Man, I forgot how much I loved that fucking movie. Costner was HOT in that movie.
Ewww...Rat Face makes another appearance on my computer screen. I just can't with this squeamish looking man.
@Hekki
i was trying to think of what his hair reminded me of and your post about 80s child actor hair brought it home: he's got My Buddy hair!
http://www.geocities.ws/chucky_shrine/mybuddy.jpg
@Foxy. LOL though I have no idea what np stands for. Gotta go do some work. Talk to you later.
Did the emu steal that lacefront from John Travolta?
And Daniel looks fantastic.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Did the emu steal that lacefront from John Travolta?
And Daniel looks fantastic.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
DC just wants to get that shit over with so he can get out of those uncomfortable clothes. I'll help him with that.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:57pm.
*hands Ben Affleck a nose-hair trimmer
You made me look!!!!:)
In high school my sister dated a guy with thick wavy hair. And he thought he looked like Tom Cruise. This guy was ALWAYS brushing his hair...making sure it looked perfect. Saw him last summer - he's sporting a mean Friar Tuck.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ pushy -- np *listens for pushy's tenor twang*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Very first pic of Ben you can see it's a piece. I followed the peach fuzz where his hairline used to be and traced it. I'm happy he's finally getting back into his genre. Gilgi,or whatever, wasn't it.
Silver Linings is one of those movies I can wait til it comes out on my tv.
Saw Lincoln ...it was good but not earth shattering.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:42pm.
Chris Tucker, MAAAANNNNN!! I love that bug-eyed fool
IKR! and he looks better here than i've seen him in years. Chris has serious health issues
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:02pm.
And the award for best flightless bird goes to...
**opens envelope**
Ostrich!
Sorry Bradley Cooper. Better luck next ye
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LMFAO!
He has nice eyes and he's an okay actor, but I can't unsee the Emu.
Cocaine eyezzzzzz O.O
Coma Caca!
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I can't bust on Affleck, the dude was dragged thru the mud for a few years there and was a Hollywood punchline for doing nothing but being in a few shitty movies (like everyone else had) banging Jlow and thereby giving us the fucking hybrd names whenever hollywood fuck sticks hook up.
He's proving himself to be one hell of a director so it's nice to see everyone goofing on him kissing his ass now.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:57pm.
*hands Ben Affleck a nose-hair trimmer*
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Ewwwww! I see it now! His hair looks all kinds of messed up too. Looks like a damn brillo pad on his head.
And the award for best flightless bird goes to...
**opens envelope**
Ostrich!
Sorry Bradley Cooper. Better luck next year.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:54pm.
Thanks for the article Foxy. My entire family is from southern Indiana, close to IL and KY so to me, Lincoln probably sounded alot like that region. Used to be called Northern Highland back in the day.
edit: The tenor part was interesting. Guess because he is bigger than life, you assume he had a lower voice.
BCoop's wig looks like he borrowed it from an 80's child actor.
*hands Ben Affleck a nose-hair trimmer*
Bradley Cooper is much better-looking in action than he is in photos.
Whamo, it wasn't a big part but he did a good job.
I especially liked a scene with Robert DeNiro.