Hot Slut Of The Day!
Here's 7 reasons why Evelyn A. Mirabal, the Chief of Department of the New York City Department of Correction, gets the HSOTD badge of honor:
1. She is a 33-year veteran of the correction department and was the first Latino to be appointed as the Chief of Department of the New York City Department of Correction.
2. She is a Chief of TWO Departments, because the word "Department" shows up twice in her official title.
3. The lip liner. It's exquisite. It's art.
4. The eyeliner. It's serious. It lets a bitch know she means business.
5. The glare in her eye that tells you she will cut you with your own prison shank if you come at her wrong.
6. She looks like my high school best friend's mother who once said to me after I came over, "You look like you need bacon. I'll make you some bacon." A saint.
7. The lip liner. I just had to make sure you got that.
via NYC.gov & The Chief Leader (For BK)
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OMG.
This is my husband's boss.
He filled me in on her last week.
She can back up every bit of that stare. She's a b****
on wheels.
She is not well liked in the Department-(obviously jealousy)
Interestingly, she has been married to two famous Latin singers who were portrayed in that movie with Skeletor and J-Lo. She was a groupie!
She has two sons in the Dept. also. They are good guys.
But I don't like her solely because she is living my dream
As a HSOTD.
She's glorious and timeless, completely put together and all business. A true mega hot slut. *muah*
"You look like you need bacon. I'll make you some bacon." A saint. - we need more people like that in the world. hahaha :p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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And, she is the separated-at-birth twin of Tammy Faye! You go girl.
her facebook pic says it ALL:
https://www.facebook.com/evelyn.a.mirabal
bow down, lesser beings!
I thought it was Brigitte Bardot.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
That eyeliner is bulletproof. I bow to greatness.
I thought that said she's a 33-year OLD veteran of the correction department and I was like you know what girl you can tell us you're whatever age you want You can HAVE IT.
She's got the thousand yard stare, down!!! I hope she doesn't have daughters. Fuck, imagine having to meet her. Gives me a chill down my spine.
Griselda Blanco lives! Viva La Madrina!!!!
You had me at "bacon."
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*bows down*
Bitch is FIERCE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Honestly, she doesn't look old enough to have served anywhere for 33 years.....
EXCUSE HER MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTY!!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I applaud anyone who can work in the corrections field for as long as she has so kudos!
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
Oh, yes, Mistress Evelyn... yes YES YES!
Good for her and her success. I mean really, you go girl. Department of Corrections is not to be laughed at. when you've made you career in a hardened environment like that and involved in the politics end of it, well a girl is entitled to some lip and eyeliner to keep her sanity in check.
whoa, i wouldn't want her to toss my salad
#on the floor @ MK's #4
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
YESSSSSSS!!!!
wtf with that Gloria V sh*T AApparel ad arrrrrrgh drives me nuts!
Coma Caca!
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This is yet another example of why, when I came to dlisted, I knew that I had found a kindred spirit in Michael. It was true love because I found someone else who was bizarre enough to be obsessed with eyebrows & lipliner like I am. And ladies, if you are going to do lipliner, fill in your lips with the lipliner, don't do just the line on the outside like this exquisit chola beauty has.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
*bows down to Chola royalty*
I have not much to offer, but my humble admiration and a brand new blackest black eyeliner that only enhances her beauty.
Keep kickin that ass, Chief Mirabal!
Submitted by SFRB: "...We learn from each other, here. That Dutchman is fucking sexy now that she put eyeliner on him."
LOL. I told you, man, you and sucky are on fiyyah today.
Fierce. I love it.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
honey can you imagine being 16 (I know it was like a million years ago for you but please try) sneaking into your parents home at like 2am on a school night (honey!) and seeing this face waiting for you in an unlit living room! HONEY!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I get "butt rape" vibe looking in to her eyes... no bueno
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Lip liner done right!! ~ Me back in 1990
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:51am.
Submitted by SFRB: "Whatever that Pilgrim thing is behind her is, it needs to stop trying to steal the show with its monochrome boring ass self. I think that The Chola Department of the Department of Cholas penciled in the eyeliner and blue lipliner for it, though. She's a nice lady."
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First of all, that gentleman is part of the official flag and seal of New York City. He's one of the Dutchmen who swindled the island of Manhattan away from the native people.
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Thank you. We learn from each other, here. That Dutchman is fucking sexy now that she put eyeliner on him.
I feel a lot less safer in NYC now
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Submitted by SFRB: "Whatever that Pilgrim thing is behind her is, it needs to stop trying to steal the show with its monochrome boring ass self. I think that The Chola Department of the Department of Cholas penciled in the eyeliner and blue lipliner for it, though. She's a nice lady."
First of all, that gentleman is part of the official flag and seal of New York City. He's one of the Dutchmen who swindled the island of Manhattan away from the native people. The colors are that of the flag of the Netherlands because they were early settlers. Also the colors of the Knicks and Mets.
Secondly, you are cracking my ass UP today. You and sucky.
She doesn't need mace, a gun or a baton! She will put your ass in line for real with her chancla! I'm saving this picture. If I ever feel like acting a fool, I will look at it and that look in her eyes will get my ass acting right real fast! Also, I NEED a "smile now, cry later" charm for my nails!!! Fierce!
Submitted by Sans Chonies on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:38am.
Something tells me that the brim of her hat is hiding an exquisite eyebrow situation
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A tragedy that it's hidden from view. Must be part of her dress code, I mean she wouldn't want to burn the entire prison down with those eyebrows I am sure, we can only imagine.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This bitch is EVERYTHING! She could cause a riot with 1 raised brow.
This bitch is EVERYTHING! She could cause a riot.
Something tells me that the brim of her hat is hiding an exquisite eyebrow situation
Whatever that Pilgrim thing is behind her is, it needs to stop trying to steal the show with its monochrome boring ass self. I think that The Chola Department of the Department of Cholas penciled in the eyeliner and blue lipliner for it, though. She's a nice lady.
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Submitted by Bjork You
Maybe we should all just make a porn together, mashing our tits together and spitting on each other's poons, and make the few men on dlisted horny.
You can tell she's a tough one. Death eyes!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She looks like she went to the Pamela Anderson school of makeup artistry! Fabulous!
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:49am.
mine is when people say a woman is traveling "incognito."
It's Incognita for a woman.
It depends: a woman would be incognita - but if the word is used to define 'traveling' it's an invariable adverb.
By the way, 'paparazzi' is plural of 'paparazzo'.
Thank U Weezy @ EEG!!!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
guest- she's had the job for 33 years. LOL I did the same thing at first.
Now this is a sexy beast!
The eyes had me immediately! If nothing else she's mastered the art of eye and lip liner....it's not the easiest thing to do.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
That's a woman who takes no shit.
Put on yer glasses guest. 33 yrs in service.
"AY MIJO, LET ME MAKE YOU SOME BACON"
Is AN OLD BRUJA TRICK, MK! She put a blood clot in there from her "Jar of Secrets."
It's supposed to turn people gay, though, which is impossible.
So don't worry about it.
It's not racist if it's pluralized.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
33????
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
*salutes Evelyn*
She must be tough. I love her.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:45am.
She's a Latina not a Latino although I guess if you're using it as an overall comment on her 'race' then Latino works?
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Yes.
In Spanish, the ending of the word can make a word feminine or masculine. When a word describes a group of people who has females and males, the word defaults to masculine (MIGRAINEUSE, WHERE ARE YOU?)
Perhaps MK did that b/c this chola is sexy and fat, he pluralized it.
And because one side of her is this masculine cop who will lube his baton up with bean juice and shove it down your throat if you make any sudden moves, and the other side is a feminine chola, who will spread her fingers out until the tips curl upward so she won't snap off the "Smile Now Cry Later" charm on her nails when she slaps you.
So when you pluralize a word that includes both a male and a female suffix, the word is automatically turned male, hence, LATINOS.
None of this matters. Please show titz.
Submitted by Mel-Tang: "Sucky...we watch scared straight at the Tang house! I want my kids to see the beautiful life they can live if they ever decide they want to go the criminal route."
*takes notes* That's a good idea.