The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 9th!

This has been a bad week for the Biebs. First he was caught with a blunt and now pictured in bed with Harry Styles! - daisy100

Runners-up:

None Erection - chinchilla

"The Chipmunks take MANflatten" opens in theaters soon. - Vern

Look what we found in Taylor's garbage, y'all!! - prommom

via @mileycyrus

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by chinchilla on Fri, 01/11/2013 - 6:46am.

sweet, thanks! wtg daisy100, Vern, prommom!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 4:39pm.

Great job, everyhooker!!!

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Submitted by fauve on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:09pm.

Congrats, funny sluts!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 12:22pm.

Damn, those Cyrus girls are ug-lay!!!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:47am.

Yehaw Weiners! Thanks MK! Thanks Loverly Hookers!

*Knocks Noah off the pole with mah clumsy ass*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by gamerbaby on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:42am.

OMG! ALL of those were hilarious. I dont even know which is my fav. Conga-rats to all!

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:35am.

Congrats winners! prommom yours made me LOL when I read it last night.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 10:32am.

Yay, Daisy and Vern!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:59am.

Yay! Congrats winners! Thank you MK!!

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:48am.

WTG winners! Good job with a tough pic.

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:42am.

YAY daisy♥ and Vern xo et all!Congrats, funny caps

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:28am.

Vernnnnnnyyyyyy

*gives it a shake for verny*

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:19am.

Good job,sluts!!!! LMAO

Submitted by charlib21 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:06am.

2 whores, 1 putz.

Submitted by tinkywinky on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 9:05am.

Billy Idol, Harry, and 2011 Miley Cyrus snuggled together watching a Frasier marathon. Typical Wednesday.

Submitted by H321 on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 5:24am.

Not pictured: Harry Styles' soul illuminating the room, having briefly left its body.

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:48am.

Great now Noah has to explain to her teacher how flat Stanley got an std...

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Submitted by Knative on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:45am.

He didn't know what was grosser, the incest or the fact that he would have to stick his love wand in the strawberry love couches of two darkly-smoldering vampire goddesses.
"Your hair, it reminds me of Ricky Martin, sort of," he decided he had to make the best of it. Maybe developing a relationship with his tormentors could save him.
In a husky voice the manliest sister whispered, "Does that turn you on?"
Not wanting to let her big sister Miley steal attention from her new, trapped, dark, and vampire-like mystery warrior, Noah interjected, godess-like, as her bosom heaved and she moaned, "I am a dark person too. I cut myself."
"Girl, you need to stop chewing your nails. Nail polish is poison." he replied curtly, as he slapped her hand away from his giant manly love lance.
Just then Miley pulled out a giant dildo, "Do you know where I found this?"
"Get that away from me, that is not mine, that is my mother's," he shrieked.
"Well, where I am from," Noah's lips quivered as she stared in to his dark mysterious smoldering eyes, "we keep it all in the family."
"Please, just let me go." he was crying now, "This is rape. I have a family. I have people who love me."
"Your words say one thing," Miley's inner goddess was crescendoing before she even started to thrust her 50 dollar K-mart Pelvis towards her dark and mysterious captured millionaire, "but you are as hard as cardboard."

-excerpt from E L James' newest best seller, "Fifty Shades of Gay."

Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:46pm.

Miley and Noah told Billy Ray that they were making a Cyrus sandwich. Sadly, Billy Ray brought his Taco Party Pack to the wrong kind of picnic.

Submitted by megank on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:45pm.

Newly found photos from the Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson sex tape: Sadly no one was interested because this cardboard cut out did not move.

Okay, so that's bad, but I can't think of a better Draco Malfoy reference.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:09pm.

Does Jedward know how to party or what??

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:50pm.

@prommom

LMAO!!!

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Submitted by prommom on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:15pm.

Look what we found in Taylor's garbage, y'all!!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:56pm.

The interpretation of the movie "Pump Up The Volume" and the character Happy Harry Hard-on has been forever lost by the young.

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Submitted by jellin76 on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:48pm.

If you ever wondered what a three way between Brigitte Nielsen from 25 years ago, Miley Cyrus from 5 years ago and Peter Brady from 40 years ago would look like...well, here you go.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:37pm.

After Harry Styles couldn't decide whether to date a butch or a femme, he opened his heart in a Swift-like confessional pop song: "Two Directions."

Submitted by Spkheller on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:22pm.

With two extra nipples come two first class boobs

Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:16pm.

Harry finally got stiff from the Cyrus sisters. He couldn't believe it either!

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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:05pm.

This is what they call horse training over in England.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:07pm.

This Caption Contest is HARD! (That's what SHE said.)

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Submitted by Wombatika on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 8:54pm.

A PSA by Miley Cyrus and the flock of lesbian seagulls offers some advice for all those tweens getting wet for Harry Style's twizzlestick after his daring escape from Princess Clara's octopussy... it's better to risk the paper cuts than Taylor Swift's crabs.

(.. After raiding her dad's closet, the cyrus girls discovers the ugly truth ... forget six degrees from Kevin Bacon... Now we're all just a few steps away from Taylor Swift's achy breaky twat.)

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 8:22pm.

Butch, edgy Miley wrangles with tween, chubby Miley over how to exploit Harry Styles.

Submitted by Half Empty on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 8:12pm.

When Harry won a date with Destiny, this is not what he expected.

"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 8:01pm.

LEAVE MY HILLBILLY LUMBERJACK ALLOONNNEE!

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 7:38pm.

He's not a very animated lover, but at least he won't get jizz all over the comforter.

Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 7:13pm.

This is what a real lesbian three-way looks like.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 7:11pm.

Sadly, this is as close as the Biebs and Selena will get to his dream of having a threesome with Harry Styles.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:55pm.

The Banger And Smash Sisters

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Submitted by JesRHall on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:42pm.

Seeking to test out if the old mythological tales were true, Miley Cyrus determined once and for all that yes, her vagina does turn a man into cardboard.