Wednesday, January 9th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Duchess Kate (31)
Nina Dobrev (24)
Paolo Nutini (26)
A.J. McLean (35)
Chad Ochocinco (35)
Maggie Rizer (35)
Angela Bettis (40)
Lara Fabian (43)
Joey Lauren Adams (45)
Dave Matthews (46)
Haddaway (48)
Joely Richardson (48)
Imelda Staunton (57)
J.K. Simmons (58)
Crystal Gayle (62)
Jimmy Page (69)
Joan Baez (72)
Brian Friel (84)
Judith Krantz (85)
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Dave Matthews the person is aiight. I loathe his jam band "music." (ducks at flying objects).
Jimmy Page: my brother used to air guitar Zeppelin all the time.
HB Crystal Gayle. Lorretty's lil' sister.
@UBF
Happiest HORniversary fondles!
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HB to guitar god Jimmy Page! Saw him with Plant in late 90's, and they rocked like they never stopped. Good for Led Zep for getting Kennedy Honors!
HB Dave Matthews, saw him live. OK, but not one of my faves.
HB, Duchess Kate. Best wishes for a heathy pregnancy and baby.
Happy anniversary on the D, UBF!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jimmy Page's picture would've been better than Waity Katy. Pffffftttttthhhhh!
Happy bday Joan Baez!!!
Hey Whamo, do you know AJ McLean? You should check him out. He's the Jimmy Page of my generation. Genius! Happy bday AJ!
Happy Birthday to the incredible Imelda Staunton!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HB to the incredible J.K Simmons, Joan Baez, Crystal Gayle, Alexander James McLean [Backstreet 4Eva], Jimmy Page and all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
HB Jimmy Page. wow 69 already?
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:00pm.
mike - you actually know Dave?? holy shit
I knew him in the very early '90s. I went to UVA (the band started in Charlottesville). I'd be shocked if he remembers me.
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I still think that's cool as shit...
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Whamo - that's what I love about them... there are a lot of his songs that I don't like so I'm not a die-hard DMB fan... however, I damn near wore out the 2-disc live cd "Listener Supported"... fucking AWESOME. I think I like Dave because he reaches out to the ladies in his songs. He seems like he would treat women like princesses and there aren't many of us like that out there anymore....
LOL at cokey bloke!!! *wags tongue*
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Gray hair and skin?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:00pm.
mike - you actually know Dave?? holy shit
I knew him in the very early '90s. I went to UVA (the band started in Charlottesville). I'd be shocked if he remembers me.
HB Crystal Gayle and Joan Baez
I wore out my stereo playing DMB "Lover lay Down" in college. What a song.
I also hear Dave Matthews loves going down. So there's that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:59am.
Whamo - I've seen a lot of panties drop to DMB... here's a pretty hot song.
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It's got a cool funky backbone to it, he's got some great musicians backing him that's for sure.
I've been listening to a handful of tunes this morning, overall I'll say I'm kinda diggin it...sorry Anno! lol:
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:04pm.
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Happy Anniversary UBF you hot little slut you!:)
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:06pm.
The duchess is hideous. People are really nice nowadays.
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No. Lohan is hideous. So is her mother. So is Kathy Griffith.
The duchess is hideous. People are really nice nowadays.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED MY OWN DLISTED ANNIVERSARY!! Fuck all these people and Happy Dlisted anniversary to ME!!!
Now, whenever I hear "Dave Matthews", I think of the time their bus driver emptied their tour bus toilet onto a boat of tourists in Chicago.
Good times.
Fucky Birthday to the plagiarist, thievin', misogynist asshole Jimmy Page!
*spits on the ground*
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God don't like ugly.
Anno, you watched "Party Down"? I loved that show. And "Head Case", too.
Ah well. Maybe some day those shows will get better exposure. Like I never watched "Arrested Development" or "Freaks and Geeks" when they were first-run, but they're on IFC or whatever, and I'm so glad to have gotten a second chance.
mike - you actually know Dave?? holy shit
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Whamo - I've seen a lot of panties drop to DMB... here's a pretty hot song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKlsmOI9RL8
"open wide, oh so good I'll eat you,
take me for a ride, in your sweet delicious,
perfect little mouth, there upon I linger,
there will be no doubt, that I'll do my best for you"
It's not for everyone...
ETA: I'd love to butter Kate's Danish...
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:37am
Dave Matthews...never got into Matthews music, I'll have to put that on my list and give him an honest listen.
Don't bother. You're welcome in advance.
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Not for you eh Anno!? LOL!
JK Simmons was also Captain Siskel in The Ref.
Dave Matthews's music sucks. He should stick to acting.
A Hekki - I forgot he was in a couple "Party Down" episodes - hilarious. Besides Oz, loved him as the dad in Juno.
Too many hot birthday sluts today! Birfday nookie for ALL!
And Birthday Sluts J.K. Simmons and Joey Lauren Adams played husband and wife on an episode of "Party Down". Which was farking hilarious.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:37am
Dave Matthews...never got into Matthews music, I'll have to put that on my list and give him an honest listen.
Don't bother. You're welcome in advance.
Oh Dave, I knew ya when you were just a bartender.
I think Ochocinco is now plain ol' Chad Johnson again. And failing at life again.
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Gomez, Even Song
I don't know why celebs in tiny skirts don't carry pashminas or something to shield their celebrity bits from cameras when getting out of cars. Unless they mean to titillate... like Miss Jane Hathaway.
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Gomez, Even Song
A whole lot of YAWN w/ today's bday list.
Happy birthday J.K. Simmons! Loved him as the evil Schillinger on Oz, and he stole the first three Spiderman movies as J. Jonah Jameson. (I hate those stupid Farmers insurance ads tho).
HBD to Jimmy Page and Joan Baez!
Ho (typo and it stays) Sucky!
*dies*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Happy B-Day Jimmy Page!! My ex was such a fan she had a big framed picture of Jimmy in the living room. I liked it because it was Jimmy at his worst - whacked out on smack, pale, sweaty, gaunt, barely holding his guitar. They made fuckin' ROCKSTARS back then.
Bappy B-Day to Crystal Gayle!! Back in the day she had ridiculously long, flowing black hair. S'hot.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Happy Birthday Dave Matthews (my secret husband:-)!
This is the first pose they teach you at the Royal "How to pose naturally for a picture" school.
1- Imagine someone just told you something hysterically funny, and laugh with your mouth open.
2-Make sure legs are crossed or knees are together, so they can't get an upskirt shot.
3-While taking said picture, always remember that the money will automatically be deposited into your checking account by the end of the work day.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:37am.
Diana? Put on your seatbelt! I swear they should strap those British princesses in toddler car seats.
^^^^^
Tell me about it. I had a friend who wouldn't wear hers because she didn't want her clothes getting wrinkled. I promptly called her a dumbass and asked her how wrinkled her clothes would be once she shot through the windshield. I swear, sometimes I just don't know what people are thinking.
And this picture was taken before the twat shots came out.
Happy birthday.........MURDERER!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Kate honey, we've seen the goods and it was no big whoop.
HB Jimmy Page!
Dave Matthews freebie on Google play:
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Dave_Matthews_Band_Live_On_Lak...
Diana? Put on your seatbelt! I swear they should strap those British princesses in toddler car seats.
Duchess Kate....lol, she's saying "nice try try but you are NOT seeing my vagina"
Dave Matthews...never got into Matthews music, I'll have to put that on my list and give him an honest listen.
Joely Richardson...She's purdy
Crystal Gayle..great, now I'll have Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue running through my head all day. Pretty song though, nice voice. I shake my head every day and wonder how the fuck the industry has come to where is it is when I hear voices like this from back in the day.
Jimmy Page....Early Zep was the BOMB baby, even though he may have stolen a song or two...or three or four..the man could freakin play the shit out of his axe!
Joan Baez...I can appreciate her place in history but I was never a big fan of her music, beautiful voice just the same.
I'm takin someone with me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0aT0GXW8jw
Happy Bday Sluts
Brian Friel - brilliant.
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Dark-sided!
Haddaway?! Now I'm going to have that god damned song in my head all morning.
Sigh. Happy birthday, sluts.
HB to Kate, Dave Mathews, Jimmy Page and Judith Krantz. I really think Kate is down to earth, I concieved my son listening to Dave Mathews , Jimmy Page rocked my high school years and nobody can write a trashy book like Judith!